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Based on the song 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer'.
Merle Got Turned into A Walker
Merle got turned into a walker
Fightin with the Governor one on one,
You can say there was no good in him
But as for me and Daryl, we believe!
He'd been drinkin' too much liquor
And he'd told Michonne to go
So he went and drove off without her
To face the Governor's men all alone
When Daryl found him he was snacking
At the scene of the attack
There were bullet wounds in his body
And no damn way to bring him back.
Merle got turned into a walker
Fightin with the Governor one on one,
You can say there was no good in him
But as for me and Daryl, we believe!
Now we're all so proud of Daryl
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' Judith
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with little Beth
It's not prison without Merle
Now the Dixon are down to one
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we mourn or rejoice behind Daryl's back?
Merle got turned into a walker
Fightin with the Governor one on one,
You can say there was no good in him
But as for me and Daryl, we believe!
Now the Woodburys are living with us
And we've got a bunch of pigs
And we're all pretty happy
Even though we kinda stink
I've warned all my friends and survivors
Better watch out for yourselves
Cause when you're in a zombie apocalypse
Anyone could turn next
Merle got turned into a walker
Fightin with the Governor one on one,
You can say there was no good in him
But as for me and Daryl, we believe!