Death Eaters
A/N: This is a filk to Mulan's I'll make a man out of you. I hope you like it…and if you do…review and tell me why. If it sucked…review and tell me why. It is Voldemort training the Death Eaters to kill good and innocent people. K? The training DE's lines are in italics
Let's get down to business
To defeat, mudbloods
I hope you'll be faithful, you will be my buds
You're the weakest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before I'm through
Mister I'll make an eater, out of you
Quiet as a meadow
But on fire within
Once you find you're evil
You are sure, to win
You're a spineless pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Some how I'll make an eater out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say bye bye to all who knew me
Boy was I smart in school, I learned dark arts
Man he's got me scared to death
Hope he can learn to like me
Wish my teachers had given me good marks
Be a eater
You must be swift as the coursing river
Be a eater
With all the force of a hurricane
Be a eater
With all the strength of the burning fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the muds, arrive
Heed my every order, you will survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make an eater, out of you
Be a eater
You must be swift as the coursing river
Be a eater
With all the force of a hurricane
Be a eater
With all the strength of the burning fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Be a eater
You must be swift as the coursing river
Be a eater
With all the force of a hurricane
Be a eater
With all the strength of the burning fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Disclaimer: I own nothing. J.K. owns all the eaters, and Voldie, and the mudbloods who voldie will soon kill, and Disney owns the song.