This idea has been in my head for weeks after I wrote Fiona having her first period.
See what happens when Shrek turns from his fat lovable self, into a sexy GOD!!
"CARLEY!! CARLEY!! Carley, wake up!" Leah runs to her girlfriend Carley's dorm room rapidly banging on the door, making the girl with glasses groggily get up and open the door who saw the girl with dark hair fall flat on her face. "Oww."
"Leah, what are you doing up at......6 in the morning?" Carley wondered helping Leah up.
"You gotta see this. I went to see how Shrek and the others are doing. And when I went there, I saw something that you might like," Leah said who was out of breath.
"What is it?"
"This!" Leah pulls out her camera on and shows a picture of something that made Carley look at it oddly.
"You came here to show me a picture of your brother in a kilt?'
"Huh?" Leah looks at the camera picture of her brother David in a kilt. "I was looking for that to blackma-I mean, uh, show a few of my friends who my brother is."
"....Uh-huh," Carley said as Leah flipped through the pictures she has on the camera until........
"Okay, here it is. Behold!" Leah shows Carley a picture of Shrek completely buff in muscle from head to toe making Carley scream in delight and Leah cover her ears from the shriek. "I knew that was gonna happen."
"Oh, my god! Is this really Shrek!?" Carley said taking the camera from Leah.
"Yep. Completely muscle-toned. I was shocked to see him like this, too. I don't know how he got like this, but I had to tell you as soon as I found this out. Even Fiona was shocked to see him like this."
"We gotta go over there now!" Carley said running to get dressed into some random digimon cosplay clothes.
"Now?"
"Yes."
"But I just ran three miles to get here. Can't we just take our time to get to the swamp?"
"No. I want to see if you're right about Shrek being a....a...."
"Hot sexy stud?"
"Yes! So, come on."
"But-"
"Come on!" Carley pulls on the front of Leah's shirt before closing the door to her dorm room.