Lieutenant Adventures Series 9 Episode 30 15 September 2014. Sailing the Caribbean.
"The...Caribbean..." muttered the Lieutenant as he set co-ordinates. "Should be nice weather."
The SISO materialised. Even though it had landed, it was swaying from side to side.
"Why are we swaying?" asked Kellie.
"Oh, sorry." said the Lieutenant. I said sailing, I didn't mean land at the harbour, I meant on board." smiled the Lieutenant.
"But won't we get into trouble?" asked Kellie.
"Oh, yes." winked the Lieutenant.
Kellie grinned.
The Lieutenant and Kellie stepped out.
"Who are you and what do you want?" asked the sailor.
"The Lieutenant and Kellie and to sail." said the Lieutenant.
"Oh, no problem, then." said the sailor. "Be my guests."
"Thank you." said the Lieutenant. he sat down and watched the caribbean go by, under the hot sun.
Kelly lay on a sun bed near the sailor.
"What's your poison?" asked the sailor. "Rum?"
"Yeah, why not?" asked Kellie and accepted it.
"And you?" The sailor looked at the Lieutenant.
"Your poison?" asked the sailor.
"Well, peanuts if you're talking about my blood type, A, or Carbon Monoxide." said the Lieutenant.
Kellie facepalmed. "To drink. To drink. To drink."
"Oh, nothing, thank you." The Lieutenant smiled.
The Lieutenant and Kellie enjoyed the sail for a while longer then snuck into the SISO unnoticed.
The SISO dematerialised.
"There. Wasn't that nice?" asked the Lieutenant.
"Yes. Thank you, Lieutenant, you know, I think I'm going to enjoy this last life of yours."
"If you stay." said the Lieutenant.
"I've stayed longer than any other companion."
"True." considered the Lieutenant. "Right. How about cruising across Australia?" he asked.
"Yeah. Always wanted to visit Australia. Don't like spiders, though." cringed Kellie.
"No problem, we shan't land." said the Lieutenant.
The End
The Lieutenant
Jeff Gordon
Kellie Heineken
Katie McGrath
The Sailor
Taylor Swift
With Special Thanks to the BBC, and Youtube.
Writer and Producer
Liam Hickey.