A/N: This is the
third day in a row where I've updated something… It's a
miracle!
Anyway, I have no idea where this came from…
Roy's eyebrow twitched. "For the last time, Maes, I have already heard about your daughter's birthday!" he snapped, throwing the phone down to hang up.
"Don't take your anger out on the phone, sir," Riza reminded him, hand nearing her gun.
He hung his head in defeat. There was no way he could retaliate while in the office.
That night, the phone began ringing. Roy and Riza were too busy with their orgasms to care, so they ignored it and continued their explorations of each other. A minute later, the phone began ringing again. And again.
After a while, Roy and Riza were cuddling, though from her stoic exterior one would never consider Riza a cuddling sort of person. They were simply enjoying the peaceful silence.
Ring.
Bang!
Roy looked in disbelief at the remnants of his phone, then at Riza, who was still holding her gun. "Don't take it out on the phone-" He stopped as the gun pointed at him. "Okay, by all means, shoot the messenger."
They lay there in silence again, then began drifting off to sleep.
And the doorbell began ringing…
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