This is short, but I want to get reviews first, there's no point in me writing for nothing, right?
Link: Wrong.
Okayyyyyy!! Onto the story..
Some Kind of Prologue
Somewhere in the distance, a small fairy was flying frantically through a forest, and unfortunately flew into a nearby fence in it's panic.
"SHIT!" Yelled Navi, rubbing her little white furry head with her wing and sighing, carrying on with her flight. After going into the wrong house five times, she eventually appeared outside a tree house, this time checked the sign, and went inside.
A young boy was fast asleep, twitching every now and then. Navi of course, felt it was her job to awaken him from his lovely slumber.
"WAKE UP! OI!" She screeched, ramming into the boy's head, making him groan. "WAKKKKKEEEE UPPPPPP!!" She screamed, flying madly around the room and knocking a nearby pot over, causing one of the pieces to fly over to the boy and jab into his eye.
"Ow!!" Yelled Link, rubbing his eye and rolling out of his bed that was a grand two inches off the ground in a sleepy daze, landing on the floor with a small thud.
"Finally!!" Sighed Navi, flying in front of the boys face, almost disappearing into his mouth which was open in a yawn. He focused his gaze on her, obviously confused, and very tired.
"Uhh... whaa--"
"Your fairy." Replied Navi patronizingly. "The Deku tree wants to see you."
"...ohh..."
"Yeah. Up. Now." Before the boy could point out to the fairy that he was in fact already up, and tell her of his slightly terrifying and mentally disturbing dream involving a green man and a drawbridge, he was sent flying over his tree house balcony.
"Owww." Moaned Link, rubbing his head, gingerly standing up, and coming face to face with a wide eyed green haired girl, staring a him.
"Hehehe!" She giggled manically. "Link!! You have a fairy!!" Link glanced longingly at Saria's sweet little green fairy, which was sleeping soundly on her shoulder, and then his which was slapping a nearby bug with her stubby little wing.
"Ohh yeahh.." He said, rubbing his head again and nodding. Link really wasn't that much of a talker.
"Hehehhe." Said Saria, smiling. "So I heard the Great Deku Tree wants to see you!! That's amazing!!"
"Uhh.. who is the Great Deku Tree??" Saria giggled again, thinking he was joking and left him to place floating hearts inside her house. Of course, Link really wasn't joking. It wasn't his fault everyone around him was treating him like some sort of mastermind.
"RIGHT!' Yelled Navi, bashing into his head as she flew past. "SWORD, SHEILD! NOW!!"
And that is how young Link's journey began. A dream, a fairy, and a headache.
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