1 Thank you to everyone who reviewed 'Quidditch' and sorry to flamers for
not specifying that it was slash. This however also has slashy content so
please don't read it if you are unable to accept Homosexuality, you should
instead get on to your nearest help-line and get a life.
The characters belong to J K Rowling not me unfortunately (
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3 Early Mornings
Every morning I wake up at 6 am just so that I can see the eighth wonder of the world -
PERCY WEASLYS ARSE
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"Hey Oliver your awake early"
"Huh oh yeah I um wanted to read something" yeah because that didn't sound stupid.
"What about you" I ask transfixed by the sight of Percy stood right in front of me with a big white fluffy towel slung low round his hips, and another wrapped round his head.
"Oh I said I'd help Fred with some potions work"
Now that's the side no one really sees, the way that he gets up at 5:30 every morning to help yet another lazy sod that can't be bothered to do the work themselves.
"Do you still want some help with your Herbology essay"
"Yeah, thanks" OK I never said I wasn't an aforementioned lazy sod.
He grins and finishes buttoning up his shirt. Wahay! I have been doing this for so long I can now say with exact certainty that we will have lift off in 3 minutes and counting.
"Is there something wrong?" okay he's talking to me and frowning what I do?
"Um no why do you ask?" oh crap this gonna hold up the grand unveiling.
"You were staring at me" he clarifies pulling on his boring sensible school jumper even though it's Saturday.
Opps "Oh I um" think, quick "I was thinking that your hair would look good long". Oh my God what the hell did I say that for, I mean sure I've had some mildly disturbing fantasies involving him, me and mid-back length red har but there was no need to bring it up.
He looks at me like he's calculating how long the waiting list for St Mungos is but finally just smiles and turns his back to me.
Oh perfect its nearly time.
Yes Yes Yes, he tugs off the towel from around his waist and there it is the most perfect, stunning well proportioned slightly pale arse I have ever seen. It gets better he's bending over WOW is the only suitable word here. But then he pulls on an unfortunately baggy pair of boxers, and the most unbelievably hideous pair of trousers I have ever seen. It's bad enough that a pair of trousers that can make Percy's arse look bad even exist but the fact that Percy wears them is just plain torture.
One of these days I will get Percy to wear black leather trousers that are at least a size to small.
Oh well shows over back to sleep.
The characters belong to J K Rowling not me unfortunately (
2
3 Early Mornings
Every morning I wake up at 6 am just so that I can see the eighth wonder of the world -
PERCY WEASLYS ARSE
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"Hey Oliver your awake early"
"Huh oh yeah I um wanted to read something" yeah because that didn't sound stupid.
"What about you" I ask transfixed by the sight of Percy stood right in front of me with a big white fluffy towel slung low round his hips, and another wrapped round his head.
"Oh I said I'd help Fred with some potions work"
Now that's the side no one really sees, the way that he gets up at 5:30 every morning to help yet another lazy sod that can't be bothered to do the work themselves.
"Do you still want some help with your Herbology essay"
"Yeah, thanks" OK I never said I wasn't an aforementioned lazy sod.
He grins and finishes buttoning up his shirt. Wahay! I have been doing this for so long I can now say with exact certainty that we will have lift off in 3 minutes and counting.
"Is there something wrong?" okay he's talking to me and frowning what I do?
"Um no why do you ask?" oh crap this gonna hold up the grand unveiling.
"You were staring at me" he clarifies pulling on his boring sensible school jumper even though it's Saturday.
Opps "Oh I um" think, quick "I was thinking that your hair would look good long". Oh my God what the hell did I say that for, I mean sure I've had some mildly disturbing fantasies involving him, me and mid-back length red har but there was no need to bring it up.
He looks at me like he's calculating how long the waiting list for St Mungos is but finally just smiles and turns his back to me.
Oh perfect its nearly time.
Yes Yes Yes, he tugs off the towel from around his waist and there it is the most perfect, stunning well proportioned slightly pale arse I have ever seen. It gets better he's bending over WOW is the only suitable word here. But then he pulls on an unfortunately baggy pair of boxers, and the most unbelievably hideous pair of trousers I have ever seen. It's bad enough that a pair of trousers that can make Percy's arse look bad even exist but the fact that Percy wears them is just plain torture.
One of these days I will get Percy to wear black leather trousers that are at least a size to small.
Oh well shows over back to sleep.