Babysitting the Brats Chapter 1, a twilight fanfic

A/N: Okay I was watching Back at the Barnyard (Which is weird for me…because I only ever watch Comedy Central…what the hell was my TV doing on Nickelodeon?) Anyways, and it was the episode where the five of them dress up and baby-sit that one crazy kid…(Never saw the movie….so Iunno who the darn kid was.) and I was thinking "what if that was Sophie, me, Emmett and Edward with 3 crazy kids like that?…Oh shit son!" and then well That's how this idea came about. OH and I also read something similar to this on…I forget who's thing, but I know the main story it was from was from the Crazy Cullen Chronicles so go read that on if you want a good laugh ;] NOTE: their last name is pronounced "Flah-veh-them-burger" And the four of us mispronounce it every time. Nuther note! Everyone's HUMAN! Just so we don't have any advantages over the kids…Like super speed, strength, and with Edward, no mind reading….shi—this is gonna be hard to write an Edward without the mind reading :/ okay so the family is split in two, Jasper, Alice and Rosalie are in the Hale family with some crazy non-Esme/Carlisle parents…and Emmett and Edward are Cullens with Carlisle 'n' Esme as parents. Just thought I'd let you know that. And Sophie and I are Emmett 'n' Edward's girlfriends. (Just thought I'd clarify that, because well the way I wrote this it makes it sound like we're just friends or siblings :/) Also Note: the kids are Triplets, and the boys look identical to each other, to the pont where we cannot tell the difference between them. They are 7…and crazy-smart. Probably smart enough to outsmart Emmett …Okay go ahead and read on to the story after the Disclaimer…NEVERMIND! Don't Go to Disclaimer yet! ONE MORE NOTE! Okay now that i've got your attention. Ignore the Br's....those are just page breaks so that when I copy and paste to my website it'll be easier for me to actually get the chapters up quicker...Just saying. NOW YOU MAY CONTINUE TO THE DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: Don't own characters, cept for Jocelyn, Daniel and Samael Flavethemburger and well maybe some of the crazy schemes they use on us.

Setting: Mid-Summer (just so you guys aren't all "Why are they skipping a week of school to baby-sit?")

TPOV:

The four of us, Emmett, Sophie, Edward and I, were at our neighbor's and lifetime friends, The Hales, house. It was Jasper's seventeenth birthday party. Jasper was drunk off his ass, as was Alice and Rosalie. Alice quickly suggested that they try out the Mechanical Bull that they rented for his party. Emmett got on, lasted about sixteen minutes before being thrown off. Jasper, poor, drunken Jasper…he didn't even last a minute before flying off and landing on top of Emmett, who was too lazy to move from where he landed. Alice did a repeat of what Jasper did, as did Rosalie. I was too afraid to get on that darn thing at first but Emmett forced it upon me so I went flying off after the first buck.

"THAT WAS GREAT!" I shouted hopping up off the ground. Sophie did the same as I did, then Edward. We all returned to Edward and Emmett's house and plopped down on the couch. "Dude, we need to get a mechanical bull." I grinned.

"Yeah!" everyone shouted, we all went to the computer to look up how much it would cost to actually buy one. "Holy Shitsicles!" We shouted as we saw that they cost $8,500. (I actually looked this up btw.)

"Where are we going to get $8,500?" Emmett asked.

Just then the boy's father's walked in, "Why do you need that much money?" He asked as he looked over his sons' shoulders to see what we were looking at. "Ah…why do you want a Mechanical Bull?"

"Because it's fun." We said it as if it were an obvious fact.

"Well, I'm not giving you the money for it…you're going to have to earn it." Carlisle said, "I think my boss is looking for someone to baby-sit for two weeks…and I think he's offering $609 per day…" he trailed off when the four of us gave him an odd look. "He's a multibillionaire…" He explained with a shrug of his shoulders. "I'll call him if you really want me to…"

"YES! DO IT!" I shouted, doing the math in my head. "Two weeks of babysitting with $609 per day would get us $8,526!" Sophie and I started hopping up and down with excitement.

Carlisle called his boss, and got us the job. "THANK YOU CARLISLE! WE LOVE YOU!" Sophie and I chorused and hugged him.

Carlisle dropped us off at the Flavethemburger's gargantuan mansion. "Have fun…" he said and sped off in his Mercedes.

The four of us walked into the mansion, "Nice place." Sophie and I said together.

"Oh, you must be Carlisle's sons…and I'm assuming you're their friends?" Mr. Flavethemburger said.

"Girlfriends." We said in unison.

"Ah. Well don't have TOO much fun…we'll call every so often to check up on the kids…make yourself at home, just clean up any messes that you or the kids make and we'll be fine. The kids are upstairs if you want to go meet them, their bedtime is 9, they have to eat breakfast, lunch AND dinner, no skipping meals. No TV after 7, no videogames until they finish whatever meal they have in front of them, they are to be bathed at 8:30, and No going outside if it's raining or muddy." Mr. And Mrs. Flavethemburger said.

"Sure thing Mr. Flave-them-burger!" Sophie and I said together.

"It's Flah-veh-them-burger…" He muttered.

"Sounds fair Mr. Flavet-hamburger." Emmett said.

"Yeah okay Mr. Flay-veet-burgeer." Edward said with a grin.

Mrs. and Mr. Flavethemburger sighed and walked out the door. The four of us went upstairs to go find the kids. "Hey there you three. Aren't you adorable!" Sophie and I said as we saw two boys that looked exactly alike and a girl who looked almost exactly alike except that she was a girl. They were sitting there, reading stories to each other

"I'm Jocelyn, that's Samael, and that's Daniel." The girl said looking up from her book. She looked so cute and innocent. "What're your names?" She asked cutely.

"I'm Tali, that's Sophie, and those two over there are Emmett and Edward." I said gesturing over to where Emmett and Edward were making fun of some crazy portrait on the wall, probably of one of the Flavethemburger's ancestors.

2nd A/N:

Tali: Yeah that was interesting.

Jasper: A Mechanical Bull? A drunken me? What the hell Tali...what...the...Hell!

Alice: You were probably cute when drunk...

Rosalie: What's the pont of this?

Tali: For the lulz. Obviously.

Edward: I'm scared...

Tali: You should be team JSD are Devil children. (JSD = the initials of the children.)

Sophie: This is going to be interesting...

Emmett: It sucks being human I can't use my superstrenght to scare them...

Edward: Yeah...I can't read their minds to tell us what they're up to!

Tali: Okay Review it lovies! Reviews are Fuel...although we will keep writing for our own amusement...and just wait to post them if we feel like holding things hostage.

Sophie: You know i'm going to review, I always do ;]

Tali: I appologise for the lenght it takes me to write these...I've been re-reading my Manga...and well...pretty pictures...xD (by My manga's i mean DeathNote, Absolute Boyfriend and Vampire Knight.) Over and Over....:3 I lurves them. Anyways Go review ;] Okay someone needs to give these readers some love. I nominate Edward.

Edward: -Sigh- Fine. -hugs readers-