Obsession
By moonlight ray
Disclaimer: I, sadly, don't own LSK. Yu Wo, I seriously envy you for this.
[A/N: This isn't exactly a fic, but I saw something similar online for another fandom, and I thought—Ohmygod, LSK needs one of these! So, here it is. How obsessed with LSK are you?]
You know you're too obsessed with LSK when…
-You have tried (or seriously considered trying) Sun's facial mask recipe
-Blueberry pie has become your new favourite food simply because it reminds you of Sun
-You've learned Chinese from/for the sake of reading LSK
-You're starting to get your friends to do all sorts of "small favours" for you
-You plan on naming all/some of your children after the Twelve Holy Knights
-"Shameless" and "despicable" are now compliments
-You've tried to teach yourself how to fall gracefully
-You're stingy and proud of it
-If the religion of the God of Light was real, you'd become a follower just because of the Twelve Holy Knights
-You know the Periodic Table is false because of Sun's elemental perception
-You plan on getting a lisence plate that reads "LSKROX"
-You feel closer to the Twelve Holy Knights than to your real friends
-Some of your new threats include "I'll send you to the God of Light", "I'll push you off a cliff", "I'll beat you up until you can't even open your mouth to repent", etc.
-You start having casual conversations with your clothes
-You're now totally okay with having white hair
-You've gotten so used to spelling "Creus" that you're now misspelling "cruel" (by butterfly-chan)
-You practice your penmanship to the point where it becomes so elegant and beautiful that it's difficult to read (by ObsessedWithLemonade)
-You get a "Judge/Roland" to defend you from dogs and bullies (by Firestripe49)
-You start eating dessert in the bathroom (by Pikamewgirl)
-You swear you'll do something when you become a death knight (by Pikamewgirl)
-You become friends with a corpse, or two (by Pikamewgirl)
-Everything somehow finds a way to relate to LSK!
Please feel free to add your own suggestions if you, too, are obsessed with LSK!
