Elizabeth Turner the Epic pirate king

Chapter 1- Her Epic love life

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It's a sort of commentary on Elizabeth Turner and her dramatic life

Elizabeth herself is an epic person. Among other accomplishments she has managed to become "The pirate King" and she started her life as a governors daughter.

It stands to reason that her love life would be pretty exciting. To start with look at her potential suitors. All of them were or became pirates at some point in their lives.

Her first proposal came from Commander Norrington. Due to an unfortunate decision to wear a corset, she fainted from air loss and ended up in the ocean. Quite a coluorful beginning to a love life no? She ended up manipulating the poor man, caused him to lose his job, which forced him into a brief stint in piracy. In the end she even resulted in his death.

Captain Jack Sparrow was the pirate who rescued her from the ocean and the water in her lungs, after her first ever proposal. Shortly after that he used her as a hostage and ran. Since that fateful first encounter they launched on a whirlwind of adventures. She has reportedly gotten him drunk when they were marooned on an island together, Busted him out of being hung, been his navigator in a quest for Davy Jones heart, kissed him and left him in chains to die, gone to worlds end to bring him back, and been elected pirate king by his vote. They are said to have quite good chemistry.

A date is an typically an affair where both parties dress in fancy cloths and go out for a fancy dinner. It would probably be considered a blind date by today's standards and defiantly would have been her first, as a governors daughter she was on a tight leash.

There was much less chemistry (arguably) between Elizabeth and Captain Barbossa but their interactions were no less interesting. After being kidnapped and taken to his ship she was forced to put on a nice dress and have dinner with him. He told and showed her that he and his crew were horrifyingly undead, always nice dinner conversation. Her response ,stabbing him in the chest with a knife, was easily laughed off by him, where another man would have been offended. It wasn't the best behavior for a first date, which is why there wasn't a second.

And then there was Will Turner. The young former blacksmith. She met him as a child and stole a treasure that started her journey to pirate king, and never gave it back. He got her marooned to save her and she repaid him by manipulating Commander Norrington to do the same. He became a pirate and a bounty hunter to save her. She loved him, and he loved her back. They always had each others backs in a fight. He was stable, her port, and steeled for her and only her, not some whore at a bar.

Commander Norrington had been a good man. Captain Jack had been charming, and had really good chemistry, but she wanted someone faithful, and no promise could make him that.

Barbossa had married her to Will. But although he was the most faithful and interested man, perhaps she would have been better off with someone else.

For shortly after Barbossa had married them, Will became the next Captian of the Davy Jones Locker. While the idea of the pirate King being married to the second Davy Jones is a cool idea in theory, it doesn't turn out to be very nice in practice.

First she cant see him for ten years or be on the sea. She raises their child, who rarely sees his dad. She has given up the life of high adventure and her title as pirate king, to settle down.

She might have done better as the Captain of Davy Jones Locker. In the time period there are few jobs for women, even a former pirate King, and being a single mother was looked down upon. Will would have had an easier time supporting the kid.

And to be honest she is a person meant for adventure and loves it. What better occupation for a former pirate king then the next Davy Jones?

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AN-why is there no category for jack the monkey or keys the dog? Percy Jackson archives have his magic sword and Annabeth's Cap as characters (magical inanimate objects) so why don't an awesome undead monkey, or a dog get to be characters.