Jiraiya was walking along peacefully one day, thinking about how popular and famous his precious Icha Icha was, when he "accidentally" walked in on a hot KakaIru make-out session, and realised that there was a whole new relatively untapped audience out there, and he had just found his muse, but he would edit it a little to make it a bit more Icha Icha style…
Chapter 1- A new discovery…Jiraiya was just leaving the onsen, where he had been doing hard work all throughout the long day, seriously, he enjoyed his work but it was hard work perving on that many lovelies throughout the day, all at the same time, and was just leaving when he heard a moan from behind the fence that lines the springs.
Now Jiraiya, being the super-perv he was, instantly had mental images if smexy Yuri girls doing ungodly things to each other in the hot steamy atmosphere of the bathhouse. So, naturally, he found a small gap in between the wooden planks that made up the fence, and began to perv once more.
But of course, as you may have guessed, if you are a clever young KakaIru fan, he got quite a shock to say the least.
Firstly, he had not in fact been peaking into the female section of the onsen as he had originally intended, and had in fact passed it just a few metres back, and was now peering into the male section.
Now, Jiraiya was not a gay man, I mean, he was open minded, but not even really bi, so his second surprise was to find that he was now the most entertained he had been all day.
His third, and perhaps biggest, shock, was exactly who was doing the steamy activities.
Kakashi was not so surprising, after all, he was a jounin, and they were all somewhat… unhinged, and for gds sake, the man did walk around 24/7 reading porn!!! 'heh heh, porn that I WROTE!!!' smirked Jiraiya briefly, and really, it was common knowledge that he had had a huge crush on the smexy man, that he was now snogging the potato out of, for the longest time… but the other man… he had never thought that he would return the feelings… yet…
Here was Iruka, the supposedly "mild mannered" chuunin sensei, groping a well-known pervert, with vigour, I might add, I the middle of a PUBLIC PLACE, where anyone could walk in on them at any time, or perverts could perv on them through the handily position perving holes in the fence that had seen oh so many perverted perversions over it's perverted years… (A/N:I like the word perverted. Can you tell?)... Perverted fence…
'Wow! Those two are really goin' at it!' commented Jiraiya in his bamboozled mind.
Then, miraculously, Jiraiya had an epiphany, one that did not involve naked ladies!
He had never really thought about it before, but he had only ever written cough romance cough novels about men and women before, but yet at least half of Konoha's male population was gay.. meaning, that there was a whole audience out there, relatively untapped, just waiting for Jiraiya to write them there own brand of PORN!!!
'How had no-one ever thought of it before?!' he inwardly marvelled, 'It was BRILLIANT!', and sadly for our favourite mild mannered chuunin teacher, and his lecherous companion, they were about to become a major source of inspiration…