Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Saiyuki characters or the other anime
characters from other anime shows.
Author's note: I thought of this fic because I wanted to make something very humorous. Anyway, for this fic I'll be using my new style and old style of the dialogues. Example:
Sumeragi: What are you doing?
She gasped and turned to him with a crooked smile. " Nothing!"
I'm sure it'll be very confusing for the dear readers. Gomen ne, but this style seems very easy and simple for me. So please cooperate with me, and my very weird style of writing fanfics. Thank you very much and please enjoy this fic. ^_^ (
1, 2, 3 Action! ~ Scene One
" GIVE IT BACK TO ME!"
" YOU DON'T OWN EVERYTHING ON THE TABLE, YOU KNOW!"
" BUT IT WAS THE LAST DUMPLING!"
" BECAUSE YOU ATE ALL OF THE OTHER DUMPLINGS!"
Sanzo listened to both of them argue and had enough of it. He took out his paper fan and whacked them on their heads while shouting.
"SHUT UP OR I'LL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU!!!"
Goku & Gojyo: *sweat drop*
[sound effect~ Shi~n]
Sanzo: Good
Hakkai: Sanzo, you didn't have to interrupt both of them. It's very usual for both of them to do their routine.
Sanzo: You mean fighting; eating, sleeping and annoying everyone are their routine?
Hakkai: I guess so.
Gojyo: It's not my fault that the stupid monkey eats all of the food on the table. He's just like a vacuum cleaner that vacuums everything you point its mouth at.
Goku: Whom are you calling a vacuum cleaner? Kono ero kappa!
Gojyo: Fine, then I'll call you a garbage bin
Hakkai: What does that have to do with Goku?
Goyjo: You know that garbage bins always contains a lot of trash?
Hakkai & Goku: Yeah
Gojyo: That means Goku is the garbage bin and the trash are the food that Goku eats.
Hakkai: That makes sense
Sanzo: I'll give you credit for that crap!
Goku: Teme ro, kono ero kappa!
Goyjo: How bout' you? Baka saru!
Sanzo: I said, "Shut up or I'll seriously kill you" already!!!
Hakkai: Maa, maa Sanzo
As all for of them did their so-called 'conversation', a stranger, who was following them and checking they're every moves, went towards their table without their notice until the stranger greeted them.
" Yo!" the stranger called out.
All of them noticed and called out too. "Err.yo,"
Sanzo: *glares sharply* Who the hell are you?
"I'm Tai a.k.a. the Director of several famous movies,"
Goku: Tai-san
Hakkai: Director?
Gojyo: Several famous movies?
Sanzo: Oi, tell me one thing, if you're a director of several famous movies, why aren't the people in this town talking about your so-call famous movies?
Tai: *sweat drop* Ha, ha, ha. That's because I haven't really done any movies yet but I'm directing a new movie called "Four is considered as One" And I want all four of you good-looking guys to act in it.
Gojyo: Is it a romance movie?
Tai: Not exactly
Hakkai: Is it a knowledgeable movie?
Tai: No, I don't think it's suppose to be
Sanzo: Is it a movie that has a killing scene?
Tai: No way, what are you? A murderer?
Goku: Is there a part that allows you to eat?
Tai: *sweat drop* Actually, yes there is a part like that?
Goku: ^_^ Sanzo! I want to act in the movie! I want to act in the movie!
Sanzo: Urusai, kono baka saru!
Gojyo: His grudge towards food is very strong.
Hakkai: Sumimasen ne, but why do you want all four of us to act in your movie? I mean I'm sure there are many other good actors besides us.
Tai: I want you guys to act in my movie because all of you seem like very good actors, whom will act very naturally even in a movie. I like the way you guys argue and speak it's all very natural.
Sanzo: Of course it's natural; we're really doing it!
Gojyo: And we mean what we say especially how stupid the baka saru is
Goku: Well, I meant it when I said that you're an ero kappa! You ero kappa!
Gojyo: You really are a baka saru!
Goku: Kono ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero kappa!
Hakkai: How many times did Goku say "ero"?
Sanzo: 23 times
Hakkai: That's right!
Sanzo: Since he said it 23 times, I'm going hit him on the head 23 times!
Goku: Nani?
Gojyo: Good for you!
Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak!
Sanzo: * takes many breaths* I'm done with both of you idiots!
Goku: *holds his head with tears* Itei, my head hurts 23 times more than usual
Gojyo: *holds his head too* Damn, that corrupted monk; it's you who said that "ero" thing 23 times not me but why did he had to hit me 23 times too!?
Sanzo: You're the own who gave him the chance to call you that, that's why
Hakkai: Easy there, easy there, everyone
Tai: Splendid! That's what I like about you guys! That act will be great in the movie! So, make your minds up, do you want to act in my movie?
Hakkai: *laughs* Excuse us for a moment, please
Tai: Kay'
Hakkai: *whispering* So, should we act in Tai-san's movie?
Goku: I want to! I want to! Tai-san said there'd be a food-eating part!
Gojyo: *knocks Goku's head* Idiot! Is that all you care about? Will there be beautiful women acting in it too?
Sanzo: *hits Gojyo's head* You are no different from the monkey! Besides, who the hell would want to act in a movie like that?
Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai look at Sanzo very innocently.
Sanzo: *sigh* Do whatever you wish to do but I'm not going to follow!
Tai: *goes closer to them* Oh yeah, before I forget, there'll be a whole year supply of cigarettes and liquor/beer if you act in my movie.
Sanzo: What the heck?
Hakkai: Sanzo ^_^
Gojyo: You know you want to, Sanzo-sama
Goku: So Sanzo, what's your decision?
Sanzo: T_T Whatever!
Goku: Yay! Yay! Food! Food! Food!
Gojyo: I hope they have pretty girls in it
Hakkai: Aren't you glad that you're acting, Sanzo?
Sanzo: T_T Shut up!
Tai: Thank you very much, you won't regret about this!
Sanzo: I sure hope I don't regret, if I do. Then you're dead meat!
Tai: ^_^` Yeah right, please sign here and here and here.
~sign~sign~sign~
Tai: *looks at their signatures* Wow, sugoi! Your signatures sure are fascinating. Especially Sanzo-sama
Gojyo: Let me see that
Goku: Sugoi!
Hakkai: Sanzo, I didn't know you wrote in German
Sanzo: *veins popping out* It's not in German, you idiots
Goku: Then, why are there so many little dots?
Sanzo: How should I know?
Gojyo: Hey, Sanzo-sama has a very stylish signature. You must want everyone to think that you have your own style, right?
Sanzo: Go to hell, you idiot!
Hakkai: Anyway, Tai-san when should we start?
Tai: Now! Hayaku, follow me to the studio!
Goku: How do we get there?
Gojyo: We just stand here and wait for a bird to take us there
Goku: Really? I didn't know that could happen
Gojyo: Of course not, how gullible can you get? You extra stupid monkey!
Goku: Don't call me monkey, besides you made it sound so realistic!
Gojyo: Did I?
Sanzo: All idiots go to hell
Hakkai: I don't think that is possible Sanzo
Sanzo: It is, if you're an idiot
Hakkai: Oh
Tai: Come on; follow me inside the tour bus
Gojyo: Who's driving?
Tai: Err, I dunno
Hakkai: I'll drive ^_^
Tai: Can you?
Hakkai: Yeah, I'm an expert
Sanzo: You've become even meaner than before
Goku: Iku! Iku! Iku zo!
Tai: You're mighty high-spirited, Goku-san
Gojyo: You should see him when he eats
Tai: Really? But remember everyone; you can't quit once you have sign; your names on this formT_T
Gojyo: Nanda to?
Hakkai: Masaka
Goku: Nani
Sanzo: What's your point?
Tai: Betsuni desu, I just wanted scared you guys a little. (
Goku: Oh, you really got me there, Tai-san
Gojyo: Me too
Hakkai: That's a really good joke Tai-san
Sanzo: Chi'
(Author's note: That's the end of this chapter. I hope you like it. Though the acting hasn't start yet, it will and might begin in the next chapter. That's all I can say about the next chapter. Please review this chapter. Sankyuu =^_^=
Author's note: I thought of this fic because I wanted to make something very humorous. Anyway, for this fic I'll be using my new style and old style of the dialogues. Example:
Sumeragi: What are you doing?
She gasped and turned to him with a crooked smile. " Nothing!"
I'm sure it'll be very confusing for the dear readers. Gomen ne, but this style seems very easy and simple for me. So please cooperate with me, and my very weird style of writing fanfics. Thank you very much and please enjoy this fic. ^_^ (
1, 2, 3 Action! ~ Scene One
" GIVE IT BACK TO ME!"
" YOU DON'T OWN EVERYTHING ON THE TABLE, YOU KNOW!"
" BUT IT WAS THE LAST DUMPLING!"
" BECAUSE YOU ATE ALL OF THE OTHER DUMPLINGS!"
Sanzo listened to both of them argue and had enough of it. He took out his paper fan and whacked them on their heads while shouting.
"SHUT UP OR I'LL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU!!!"
Goku & Gojyo: *sweat drop*
[sound effect~ Shi~n]
Sanzo: Good
Hakkai: Sanzo, you didn't have to interrupt both of them. It's very usual for both of them to do their routine.
Sanzo: You mean fighting; eating, sleeping and annoying everyone are their routine?
Hakkai: I guess so.
Gojyo: It's not my fault that the stupid monkey eats all of the food on the table. He's just like a vacuum cleaner that vacuums everything you point its mouth at.
Goku: Whom are you calling a vacuum cleaner? Kono ero kappa!
Gojyo: Fine, then I'll call you a garbage bin
Hakkai: What does that have to do with Goku?
Goyjo: You know that garbage bins always contains a lot of trash?
Hakkai & Goku: Yeah
Gojyo: That means Goku is the garbage bin and the trash are the food that Goku eats.
Hakkai: That makes sense
Sanzo: I'll give you credit for that crap!
Goku: Teme ro, kono ero kappa!
Goyjo: How bout' you? Baka saru!
Sanzo: I said, "Shut up or I'll seriously kill you" already!!!
Hakkai: Maa, maa Sanzo
As all for of them did their so-called 'conversation', a stranger, who was following them and checking they're every moves, went towards their table without their notice until the stranger greeted them.
" Yo!" the stranger called out.
All of them noticed and called out too. "Err.yo,"
Sanzo: *glares sharply* Who the hell are you?
"I'm Tai a.k.a. the Director of several famous movies,"
Goku: Tai-san
Hakkai: Director?
Gojyo: Several famous movies?
Sanzo: Oi, tell me one thing, if you're a director of several famous movies, why aren't the people in this town talking about your so-call famous movies?
Tai: *sweat drop* Ha, ha, ha. That's because I haven't really done any movies yet but I'm directing a new movie called "Four is considered as One" And I want all four of you good-looking guys to act in it.
Gojyo: Is it a romance movie?
Tai: Not exactly
Hakkai: Is it a knowledgeable movie?
Tai: No, I don't think it's suppose to be
Sanzo: Is it a movie that has a killing scene?
Tai: No way, what are you? A murderer?
Goku: Is there a part that allows you to eat?
Tai: *sweat drop* Actually, yes there is a part like that?
Goku: ^_^ Sanzo! I want to act in the movie! I want to act in the movie!
Sanzo: Urusai, kono baka saru!
Gojyo: His grudge towards food is very strong.
Hakkai: Sumimasen ne, but why do you want all four of us to act in your movie? I mean I'm sure there are many other good actors besides us.
Tai: I want you guys to act in my movie because all of you seem like very good actors, whom will act very naturally even in a movie. I like the way you guys argue and speak it's all very natural.
Sanzo: Of course it's natural; we're really doing it!
Gojyo: And we mean what we say especially how stupid the baka saru is
Goku: Well, I meant it when I said that you're an ero kappa! You ero kappa!
Gojyo: You really are a baka saru!
Goku: Kono ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero ero kappa!
Hakkai: How many times did Goku say "ero"?
Sanzo: 23 times
Hakkai: That's right!
Sanzo: Since he said it 23 times, I'm going hit him on the head 23 times!
Goku: Nani?
Gojyo: Good for you!
Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak! Pak!
Sanzo: * takes many breaths* I'm done with both of you idiots!
Goku: *holds his head with tears* Itei, my head hurts 23 times more than usual
Gojyo: *holds his head too* Damn, that corrupted monk; it's you who said that "ero" thing 23 times not me but why did he had to hit me 23 times too!?
Sanzo: You're the own who gave him the chance to call you that, that's why
Hakkai: Easy there, easy there, everyone
Tai: Splendid! That's what I like about you guys! That act will be great in the movie! So, make your minds up, do you want to act in my movie?
Hakkai: *laughs* Excuse us for a moment, please
Tai: Kay'
Hakkai: *whispering* So, should we act in Tai-san's movie?
Goku: I want to! I want to! Tai-san said there'd be a food-eating part!
Gojyo: *knocks Goku's head* Idiot! Is that all you care about? Will there be beautiful women acting in it too?
Sanzo: *hits Gojyo's head* You are no different from the monkey! Besides, who the hell would want to act in a movie like that?
Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai look at Sanzo very innocently.
Sanzo: *sigh* Do whatever you wish to do but I'm not going to follow!
Tai: *goes closer to them* Oh yeah, before I forget, there'll be a whole year supply of cigarettes and liquor/beer if you act in my movie.
Sanzo: What the heck?
Hakkai: Sanzo ^_^
Gojyo: You know you want to, Sanzo-sama
Goku: So Sanzo, what's your decision?
Sanzo: T_T Whatever!
Goku: Yay! Yay! Food! Food! Food!
Gojyo: I hope they have pretty girls in it
Hakkai: Aren't you glad that you're acting, Sanzo?
Sanzo: T_T Shut up!
Tai: Thank you very much, you won't regret about this!
Sanzo: I sure hope I don't regret, if I do. Then you're dead meat!
Tai: ^_^` Yeah right, please sign here and here and here.
~sign~sign~sign~
Tai: *looks at their signatures* Wow, sugoi! Your signatures sure are fascinating. Especially Sanzo-sama
Gojyo: Let me see that
Goku: Sugoi!
Hakkai: Sanzo, I didn't know you wrote in German
Sanzo: *veins popping out* It's not in German, you idiots
Goku: Then, why are there so many little dots?
Sanzo: How should I know?
Gojyo: Hey, Sanzo-sama has a very stylish signature. You must want everyone to think that you have your own style, right?
Sanzo: Go to hell, you idiot!
Hakkai: Anyway, Tai-san when should we start?
Tai: Now! Hayaku, follow me to the studio!
Goku: How do we get there?
Gojyo: We just stand here and wait for a bird to take us there
Goku: Really? I didn't know that could happen
Gojyo: Of course not, how gullible can you get? You extra stupid monkey!
Goku: Don't call me monkey, besides you made it sound so realistic!
Gojyo: Did I?
Sanzo: All idiots go to hell
Hakkai: I don't think that is possible Sanzo
Sanzo: It is, if you're an idiot
Hakkai: Oh
Tai: Come on; follow me inside the tour bus
Gojyo: Who's driving?
Tai: Err, I dunno
Hakkai: I'll drive ^_^
Tai: Can you?
Hakkai: Yeah, I'm an expert
Sanzo: You've become even meaner than before
Goku: Iku! Iku! Iku zo!
Tai: You're mighty high-spirited, Goku-san
Gojyo: You should see him when he eats
Tai: Really? But remember everyone; you can't quit once you have sign; your names on this formT_T
Gojyo: Nanda to?
Hakkai: Masaka
Goku: Nani
Sanzo: What's your point?
Tai: Betsuni desu, I just wanted scared you guys a little. (
Goku: Oh, you really got me there, Tai-san
Gojyo: Me too
Hakkai: That's a really good joke Tai-san
Sanzo: Chi'
(Author's note: That's the end of this chapter. I hope you like it. Though the acting hasn't start yet, it will and might begin in the next chapter. That's all I can say about the next chapter. Please review this chapter. Sankyuu =^_^=