Hello readers (if I have any ?) This is my first fic so please treat me kindly uvu
You wake up to the bright sun in your eyes and a tight grip around your waist. The clock next to you reads 12:23 p.m.
Before reaching for your glasses you turn around groggily to see what the heavy force is. You look down to see a head of golden hair and dark freckles. He lays there silently with a soft childish expression, his arms tightly wrapped around your waist. He's not wearing his shades. He's also not wearing a shirt.
Curiously, you pull up the blankets and oh my god Dave is naked in your bed.
What the fuck.
Your name is JOHN and last night you had sex with your BEST BRO, DAVE STRIDER.
Let's back up a bit.
(2 days ago)
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 12:36
EB: hi dave!
EB: hello?
EB: daaaavee you better not still be sleeping!
EB: its like passed noon already
TG: dude what youre messing with my fucking beauty sleep
EB: finally! jeez I dont understand how you can sleep so long
TG: growing boys need their sleep
EB: youre 24
TG: sure okay anyway whats up. did I wake up for nothing or what
EB: oh yeah I almost forgot! vriska cancelled our date today and since im already dressed and all I thought you might want to go somewhere today
TG: yeah man that sounds cool. i always knew you liked this strider ass more than vriskas anyway
EB: dave! its not like that gosh! so ill just pick you up in like half an hour okay?
TG: alright just enough time to get ready for our hot date see you then
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 12:42
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 12:43
EB: jeez dave! :(
ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 12:43
Wow that was really embarrassing! You know Dave acts ironically sarcastic most if the time but you still burned bright red when you read that. It almost seemed as if you- no John stop thinking like that. He's your best bro and Vriska is your girlfriend, even if she is a bit obnoxious. And mean. And distant. Okay so maybe you don't like Vriska as much as you used to.
You shake these silly thoughts from your head and dilly-dally on your computer for a while before you leave to pick up Dave. A little notification pops up from the corner. Someone is pestering you!
gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 12:57
GG: john!
GG: can you help me? :(
EB: hey jade
EB: yeah sure I can help but why the sad face? :(
GG: well I guess it isnt a very cheerful thing to talk about! :o
EB: im no rose but I'll try to help the best I can
GG: thanks john! okay so um. I guess ill just say it but i think im going to break up with dave
EB: what, why? you guys seemed so happy together
GG: i dont know, it was really nice at first but it just seems like something isn't right between us
GG: im going to do it today. Ill call him later on I guess :((
Today? Oh uh. This is bad.
EB: today? gee uhh maybe you should do it tomorrow.. or something..
GG: why whats wrong with today?
EB: oh umm I dont know, just seems like a bad day for break ups! ahaha...
God you sound ridiculous and not even close to being persuading.
GG: i dont understand but i think the sooner the better. maybe now would be the best time. quick like pulling off a bandaid!
GG: thanks for the help john! talk to you later! :)
gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 13:11
Fantastic. Instead of stalling her you made her more determined. Great going, John.
You realize you spent too much time talking to Jade when you should be at Dave's house. You rush even more now, running down the stairs and out the door (almost forgetting your car keys), now that you know what's coming for Dave.
You are now DAVE STRIDER and you are looking for your best pair of jeans for your BRO DATE with JOHN EGBERT.
You're actually a lot more excited than you'd admit and you're hoping it goes well with you two and wow these jeans make your ass look great. Fuck, you don't even care how gay that just sounded because you know you've had pretty gay thoughts about your best friend for a few years now.
You check the clock to make sure you're on time. 12:58. More than enough time to prepare. You head into the bathroom to brush your teeth with a generous amount of toothpaste. While you're brushing you take a moment to observe the many freckles that travel over the bridge of your nose, obvious on your light skin.
After putting the brush back into its cup you go back to your room to grab a fresh shirt.
Your arms are halfway through your shirt when you hear a muffled, "YEE-HAW!" and a buzz in your jeans. The voice coming from your front pocket was none other than Applejack. Your notification sound was so awesomely ironic you actually feel proud when you hear it go off. Which is obviously all the time because Dave Strider is so popular you're surprised you aren't famous yet.
No you're just joking. You aren't popular and you only have a few friends. It sounds depressing but you prefer it that way. It works with your cool guy attitude.
You pull out your phone and see a message from Jade. You read it and a small smile threatens to crack.
You're driving as fast as you are able to before you start getting worried about being pulled over. You look at your watch. 1:13 p.m. You just might make it. It just now occurs to you about what you're actually planning to do once you get there. Preventing Jade obviously isn't going to happen and what were you going to do? Take his phone away? You aren't THAT much of an asshole.
You hear a buzz from your phone as you slide it unlocked. There's new a message from Jade on the screen.
gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 13:13
GG: john i did it. i kind of feel like a huge 8itch but other than that i feel a lot better!
GG: bitch* that sure was a weird misspelling! :P
You're too late. Jade already broke up with him and there wasn't anything you could do. Maybe you should turn back? You definitely wouldn't want to go out after getting dumped so out of the blue. You don't want to turn back though. You're also kind of... happy Jade broke up with Dave. God you sound like such an asshole.
A few minutes later you're at his doorstep and you knock lightly with the back of your hand. It's silent for a moment and you worry he's so crushed that he won't even come out. A few seconds later there's a white-blonde haired boy- oops! you mean man. You even took the time to explain in the beginning that Dave is no longer a child. Anyway, moving on. Where was I? A few seconds later there's a white-blonde haired man standing in front of you, holding the door open with his foot. You look up at him only to make yourself a bit annoyed by how much taller he ended up being. All through your childhood you've been noticeably taller than Dave, but as soon as he hit 17 he rocketed past John.
He was more muscular than you too, gazing down to meet his partially muscled bicep. Stop it John. Stop eye-fucking your friend and say something!
"Ehehe, hello Dave," you wave and smile and oh my god that was the most revealing smile you've ever made. "Hey, Eggs. You ready or are you just gonna stand there chuckling to yourself all day?" Dave seems normal. In fact, a bit too normal given the situation.
Dave shuts his front door and strides past John, giving him the most subtle smirk while pulling his Iphone out, reading a message on the screen then typing a quick message. He locks it and puts it in his front pants pocket.
"Urg.. Yeah! Let's go then," trying to sound nonchalant as you walk behind him to your car. You can't help but notice his butt as he's walking. His jeans made it look as though his bottom was precisely carved by Michelangelo himself. You feel guilty for staring, but damn, Dave wasn't kidding when he told you about his ass.
You move your gaze to your shoes and try to hide your warm cheeks. You really shouldn't be checking out Dave, but something about Jade breaking up with him made everything seem more exciting.
You open the driver's side door and sit down next to Dave. You both kind of sit there for a moment before Dave breaks the silence in his monotone voice,
"so... Where are we heading?" You flinch at the sudden noise and chuckle nervously while mumbling out a, 'sorry 'bout that.' You push the keys into the ignition and start moving, your mind still trying to grasp the situation. "Is there anywhere you want to go? I didn't really plan anything beforehand." Dave stares at you through the dark shades. You try to keep your gaze forward, your reflection in his glasses always made you uncomfortable.
"If that's the case then take a right at the next light."