Warnings: The warnings will change every chapter, so make sure you read them. But there are some overall warnings that will be the same for every chapter.
Overall warnings: Yaoi, and a lot of cussing.
Rated: T, ratings will go up and down each chapter though.
Chapter warnings: Cussing, yaoi and an overload of fluffy. You have been warned!
Pairings: Dean/Cas, Sam/Lucifer, Gabriel/Crowley and Balthazar/Jo. Minor pairings will be in a few chapters.
Summary: In an Au world where the eldest child of each family is required to have an arranged marriage... Well, this happens, Gabriel Novak is the eldest of his family and he has to marry Crowley, who as far as Gabriel knows doesn't have a last name. Crowley is the next in line for the king of hell. Dean Winchester is still getting used to his husband, Castiel. And Sam is still trying to ignore the way Lucifer is always looking at him. And poor Balthazar has to listen to them all complain. What will become of them? And why does Jo keep hanging around when she obviously hates Balthazar, right?
Ages: Dean; 26, Castiel; 26, Crowley; 28, Gabriel; 27, Sam; 22, Lucifer; 24, Balthazar; 22, Jo; 21
POV: The main POV's are Gabriel, Crowley, Lucifer and Dean. There will only be one POV per chapter, usually.
Disclaimer: If I did own Supernatural Jo and Gabriel would still be alive. And I wouldn't write SPN fanfiction... Although Gabriel might not be dead. He could be alive, just saying.
Gabriel's POV
"And how many times do I have to tell you to do your homework? Does my authoritative tone not get through to your tiny brain?" I demanded the answer from Raphael.
My parents were out of town so as the eldest I had to come watch their house. And that included my little brothers, Michael and Raphael. Who are both sixteen, there is an eleven year difference between us so I am more of a third parent.
"Well, you are usual so much more fun. What happened to you? Is it the arranged marriage thing? I feel bad for you." Michael exclaimed as he ran into the table. He was almost as clumsy as me, I feel bad for the kid. But even worse for me! My parents will not even tell me who the guy is.
"No, Mikey. I am just pissed that they did not ask Lucifer to watch the house or something. It's not like he does anything productive anyway." I complained, I was still slightly bitchy because I had plans to go to Japan today. Or at least that was what I was planning to do until my parents called.
"I don't think they could trust him. Last time we blew up the house trying to make dinner." Raphael stated coyly, he thought I had forgotten about his homework. I would never forget about his homework, the last time I did he got an F on his report card. I am not making that mistake again.
"Well I can assure you we are ordering pizza tonight. Or we could always go annoy someone. My vote is Lucifer. That is after any and all homework is completed and has the Gabriel stamp of approval." I stated, still haven't forgot about the homework."
"Hello, I see you got stuck with the whiny bitches. Better you than me." Balthazar stated as he walked in. I sighed, now we wouldn't be able to annoy anyone. Or even play pranks, could my day get any worse?
"They aren't really whiny at this want to order pizza?" I asked them, they all nodded their heads.
"Pepperoni, sausage and bacon sound good? Oh, and of course we can't forget the extra cheese for Balthy. What kind of big brother would I be if I did that?" I teased, we all know how much Balthy loves extra cheese.
"The worst big brother in existence." Balthazar said, grinning like he just said the most funny thing ever. Which, of course, was not true. Everyone knows I am the comedian of the family.
"Wait! Are you guys getting pizza without me? What kind of monsters are you?!" Lucifer exclaimed, the only one missing was Castiel. Then all of my lil' brothers would be here to ignore me. Not cool, not cool at all!
"The kind of monsters that have angel wings?" Michael guessed.
"Exactly!" Lucifer said pointing at Michael. This was going to be a long night, and I for one was hoping that no more people are going to come.
"Okay, and why is everyone here? Is it national annoy Gabriel today? That's not really a thing, is it?" I questioned my brothers. If anyone was going to do the annoying of the the people it was going to be me.
"No, not everything is about you Gabriel. Did you forget it was Castiel's birthday? He is twenty-six today. Duh, even I knew that." Lucifer said, he was smirking, again. Now he was making me feel bad. And I am going to have to get him a super awesome gift to make up for the fact that I forget it was his birthday. Now what do you get someone who has like, zero interests?
"Okay. So where is the party?" I asked casually, I was acting as if I didn't forget it was his birthday. And I am an excellent actor, in case you were wondering. Great now I was going to have to go to some lame birthday party and pretend to be enjoying the nothingness that is a so called 'party'.
"The party is at Jo's. Castiel would never even suspect that we were going to have it there. Unless Dean just so happened to tell him." Balthy stated as he started to call the pizza place. I sighed, at least we have enough time before the party to enjoy a nice slice of pizza.
"Get bread sticks. I will die without bread sticks, I need them to survive." Raphael stated. Falling out of his chair over dramatically, and if it is to dramatic for my tastes you could just imagine the drama. Even I am not overly dramatic.
"We will get the stupid bread sticks. That is if you do your homework." I said, now it was my turn to smile like I was about to commit murder. I know that it is nearly impossible for Raphey to resist the bread sticks. And now I know a way to bribe him to do homework that will never, and I mean never, fail.
"Fine, I'll do my fucking homework. And people say that I am a bitch. Apparently those people have never met you before!" Raphael grumbled as he started doing what looked like science. I am not to sure about that though.
An:Well, The story will be updated every Sunday, Wednesday and Friday. This is co-written by my sister, I write all the odd numbered chapters and she writes the even. Because she has an iirantional fear of odd numbers, Abbie.