Hideaki Senju sighed as she strolled along the path to the Leaf Village Shinobi Academy. She had a white shaggy mane of hair pushed back by a black forehead protector, crimson eyes, and a small necklace with a blue rectangular crystal on a gold circle. She wore a black hooded jacket lined with white fur, a short pleated skirt that showed off her sturdy leather thigh-high boots and wouldn't get in her way if she tried to kick something, and large leather shoulderpads stuck out a half-foot either side of her shoulders, connected to chest straps that held an extra-long katana with an obsidian blade and diamond tip holstered on her back. A small but long white dog was perched upon her head, like Akamaru but pointier, two smaller dogs on her shoulderpads, for while her grandfather was the great Tobirama Senju, her grandmother was an Inuzuka. Their daughter was a badass, she once defeated an Uchiha in a duel to the death and took his eyes as a reward, and had eventually married a Nara man, and had her. These eyes were implanted and bound to her at birth, forcing her body to accept the Sharingan eyes as her own, and she grew up bouncing between the boring-ass Nara household, where the only thing to do all way was either read, train in the barely-used Clan training grounds or play games like Shogi and Go against her cousin Shikamaru, and the noisy-ass Inuzuka household where you trained or played with dogs or did both, for most of her childhood. On her graduation day when she became a Genin, she would have to decide on a family to live with permanently, which wasn't exactly something she was looking forwards to. Her dogs travelled with her, unable to stay in the Inuzuka kennels like most Ninja dogs because, and so they bounced between kennels in her soundproof bedrooms in the two clan compounds. Her cousin Shikamaru thought she was weird but cool instead of just cool, and her cousin Kiba thought she was usually fun but a bit too obsessive when it came to her ritualistically hardcore training schedule, saying she needed to loosen up and learn to have fun, but apart from that, they liked her, and she liked them, even if it sometimes felt like the rest of her two families didn't see her as one of theirs.
It was her first day at the Academy, she was starting a year later than everyone else but expected graduate in a single year, and she was nervous, not that she looked it. She knew not everyone had a pedigree like hers, and she remembered the stares of others as she walked past. The Legacy of Tobirama Senju, they called her. And no matter what she did or how hard she worked or how many jutsu she learned, even when she refused to use the Sharingan she never asked for, everyone who saw her just rolled their eyes and said "Oh, of course you're good with a heritage like THAT. Senju, Sharingan, Nara and Inuzuka? I bet I'd be good, too, if my parents were as good as yours! Stop showing off, you jerk!"
She had learned the fighting styles of the Senju, Inuzuka and Nara at a young age, and could switch between the three as easily as she could shift into the taijutsu styles she'd learned in her spare time, the acrobatic and unpredictable Sorakido and the ruthless and analytical Chimido. She learned that when fighting a lesser opponent, things went better for her if she taunted and humiliated them rather than simply defeating them fairly, as it made them angrier but less likely to try something if they didn't know her true power. To that end, and to try and have some fun, she began to develop original attacks, Jutsus and techniques, including some that were mainly intended for taunting.
She arrived and entered the Academy building with the other students, ignoring the stares and whispered and not-so-whispered remarks, but much to her surprise, she found another kid going through the same treatment. He had messy blonde hair, and an orange jacket with blue highlights. She realised this was the idiot Naruto her parents warned her about... But, he was friends with her cousins, so she surely couldn't be that bad.
She decided that after her first lesson, when the students had their break, she'd talk to him.
The first lesson was kicked off by an announcement that Hideaki Senju was a new student here to learn. She took her seat in the front row, ignored the confused, surprised and scornful murmurs, and focused on the lesson, advanced Ninja tactics. Well, advanced for an Academy Student, anyway. Honestly, it surprised her that there could actually be an idiot out there who didn't understand how ambushes, defensible positions, surprise attacks and flanking worked.
Thankfully, the twenty-minute lesson didn't take too long, and the academy students all had to run three laps around the room. Hideaki and Kiba quickly got into the lead, sprinting ahead and overtaking everyone else, and then pouring on the speed as each tried to run faster than the other, all thoughts of pacing themselves lost forever.
"Yo." She greeted casually. "You're Naruto, right?"
"Yeah, what of it?" He asked, expecting the worst.
"I'm Hideaki Senju." She said patting him on the back. "How are you?"
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm gonna become Hokage some day! Believe it!" Naruto said. "Hey, wait a second... Senju as in... the first Hokage?"
"No, the second one." Hideaki sighed. "Tobirama Senju is my grandfather."
"Why'd you say it like that?" He asked, surprised.
"Because nobody sees me for who I really am." She sighed. "It's just Senju-Sama this and Senju-Sama that. Also, with my Nara and Inuzuka heritage, I have two families and neither one sees me as truly theirs."
"At least you have a family." He grumbled.
"You're another war orphan?" She asked with mock sympathy. "And because you're sadder than me, it means I don't get to be sad at all, ever? Aw, boo hoo hoo. Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin."
"What?!" He barked.
"Illusion Art: World's Smallest Violin!" She cast, and all who heard her heard the sound of a violin playing a sad song as she rubbed together her forefinger and thumb.
The others in the playground laughed at Naruto, which annoyed him. He growled, and then snapped. "Are you trying to pick a fight with me?!" He demanded.
"Not really, but I'm up for a fight if you are." She said, and as if a red smoke flare was sent off, everyone rushed over to crowd around them and watch the fight.
"Oooh, this is gonna be good!" Sakura said, grinning. "That little brat's gonna get his butt kicked!"
"Of all the people he could end up fighting..." Shikamaru grumbled.
"Hmm... he's my friend, but she's my cousin... who do I root for?" Kiba wondered.
"Tell me about it." Shikamaru sighed.
"I've got it!" Kiba declared. "I'll root for them both!"
"Well... Make the first move." Hideaki shrugged, putting her hands in her pockets and getting into the lazy bastardized version of the Nara Taijutsu stance, Way of the Sloth.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled, performing the handseal and surrounding her with Shadow Clones.
Hideaki was surprised, but didn't let it bother her at all. She simply got ready to fight, shifting from the Way of the Sloth to Sorado, straightening up and raising her arms, bending her knees a little and resting on the tips of her feet. She refused to use her Sharingan on an opponent like this.
A Naruto clone ran at her and swung a fist at her face, and she grabbed his arm, spun around his arm, rested her right leg atop it, and then kicked him in the face, dispersing him in a single hit.
She remained in that stance and leapt forwards, spearkicking one in the face before swinging her leg around at another's head hard enough to swing him into another clone, and another one, dispersing all three. She then hopped onto her hands, sticking her body in the air, and then she stretched her legs out horizontally and twirled, her legs like rotating fuuma shuriken as she hopped up and spun three times, slicing through clones and landing, hopping up with her hands and landing foot-first on a Shadow Clone's head, dispersing him and landing gracefully on the ground, sticking her arms out like a champion wrestler and beckoning for more applause.
"Great going, Sis!" Kiba called out.
"Naruto..." Hinata said softly.
"Whoah, she's amazing." Chouji said.
"Meh, if you like that sort of thing." Ino said, trying to not look impressed.
"Is this really her first day?" Sasuke asked, shocked. He totally wasn't impressed or nothing, he just wasn't expecting someone to be this good. Oh, he wished he had his Sharingan right now!
"Wow, she's almost as good as you, Sasuke!" Sakura gushed.
"Almost." He said.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto shouted, not wanting to be beat, creating more clones to replace the original.
Hideaki looked around at the swarm of clones that'd appeared around her...
And then she nodded her head, and her dogs attacked.
The dog on her right, Jirou, leapt up and initiated the Fang Over Fang jutsu, becoming a spiralling white drill that pierced clones like a hot knife through butter, rushing out at high speeds and tearing through the ranks. The dog on her left, Ayako, did the same, but stayed closer to her and defended her, giving her a spiralling perimeter of safety that grew every second. And the dog atop her head, Daisuke, leapt up and spun in the air faster than Akamaru could, and rotating streams of yellow liquid lashing out and striking the Shadow Clones hard enough to disperse most of them quickly.
Everyone laughed at Naruto as his Clones screamed a little before getting hit, Kiba's howling laughter loudest of all. And then the streams spun out and hit everyone, angering them all. One of Sasuke's fangirls even threw up, the smell was that awful. What the heck was she feeding those dogs?!
Naruto soon realised that Shadow Clones wouldn't work, and charged at her only to get covered in dog pee.
Everyone laughed at him, but that wouldn't stop him. He charged, and swung a punch right at her face, and time seemed to slow down as his fist got closer and closer to her gave.
She leaned to the side, easily dodging his strike with a casual, unimpressed expression on her face, and then she stepped around him, and ended up standing behind him. She shot her leg back and kicked him in the butt, sending him flying into a crowd of fangirls. He landed face-first on a civilian fangirl's ample chest, knocking them both to the ground, his hand landing on something soft, other hand landing on something softer.
The girls screamed, the boys laughed and congratulated Naruto, and Sasuke rolled his eyes. Hideaki laughed, because that was what she was aiming for. She felt sorry for him, being alone and unloved, and getting her butt kicked by him, so she thought she'd give him a little treat.
She thought it'd make the fangirls hate her, which she wouldn't mind, but instead, they got mad and crowded around him, weakly kicking and pinching him while he did nothing to defend himself.
She wasn't sure which of those two things ticked her off more, but she was about to cross them both out.
Her head-dog, Daisuke, leapt up and gave them all a sudden shower, not a single drop landing on Naruto despite the wild spinning, stunning the fangirls.
Her other two dogs landed on the heads of the furthest two fangirls, giving them a face full of pee, which got in their eyes and mouth and nose, while she used Shunshin no Jutsu to flicker over to him and she punched a different fangirl in the face hard enough to crack her jaw and send her flying back into a tree hard enough to knock splinters from it. She then did a roundhouse kick, knocking one fangirl into three others and knocking them all to the ground, while her two shoulder dogs landed on the chests of the screaming bodies of the girls who'd taken a urine blast to the face, growling at the others.
She reached down and grabbed a downed and marked fangirl by the neck, lifting her up as the others backed away slowly, ignoring her weak struggles. "So, you all want to join this fight, huh?!" She snapped.
"No, we just-" A fangirl said weakly.
"You attacked my opponent. MY opponent." She growled. "You've just joined this fight, and it's a FREE FOR ALL!"
She grit her teeth and slammed her forehead down into hers, letting go of her throat and slamming her into the ground hard enough to dent it.
She then grabbed Naruto by the shoulders and hoisted him up, setting him on his feet. "Get up and FIGHT!" She demanded.
"But these are girls!" He protested.
"They are not mere girls, they are Kunoichi in training, and your refusal to fight them and respect them enough to fight at full strength is even more rude than flipping them off!" She said, her dogs landing on her shoulders and head with practiced ease. "Now FIGHT!" She yelled, casting a Genjutsu on him through his eyes.
"Okay, I'll fight." Naruto said uncertainly, getting back into his raw street brawler stance.
"You have got to learn a real taijutsu stance some day." She pointed out, looking distastefully at his stance. "I'll take you to the scroll section of the library tonight."
"They don't really like me there." He admitted.
"What, did you prank them or something?" She asked. "Did you replace all the books with copies of Icha Icha Paradise, or replace all the books with Transformed Shadow Clones ordered to sneak away in the night and leave people you didn't like with huge library fees?"
"That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?!" He asked, amazed. "But no, I never pranked the library. I totally should some time, though."
"Whatever. You don't need a card to read books or scrolls, you just need one to take them out. You can read with me."
"Alright. Thanks!" Naruto said happily.
"Look alive, here they come!" Hideaki said, getting into her fighting stance as her dogs barked as one. "Fight!" She yelled.
"Got it!" He said, the Genjutsu taking effect. He stood back to back with her, and all uncertainty and hesitation went away.
They rushed forwards, her chopping a fangirl in the throat and punching another in the face hard enough to send her flying in the same move, while Naruto created two Shadow Clones and slugged one brunette fangirl in the face, his second clone leaping up and jumping off his back, rising up and meteor-punching another brunette fangirl down in the head into the ground. His third Naruto jumped up, jumped off the first Naruto's back, got a leg up from the second one, and spun an axe kick down at another blonde fangirl hard enough to send her head down to the ground with a loud crack.
Hideaki, not willing to be beat, performed a jutsu. "Water Clone Jutsu!" She said, creating twelve Water Clones that dashed forwards and kicked ass without his epic combination attacks, her current fighting style being suited to speed and agility rather than clone usage, one clone snap-kicking a blonde fangirl in the chin hard enough to slowly knock her into the air while a second leapt up and spin-kicked her into the body of a second black-haired fangirl hard enough to kick up smoke and break ribs, a water clone rushing out of the smoke and handstanding right in front of a fangirl, her butt in her face, and when the fangirl brought up her arms to block the axe kick she was expecting, the water clone blasted out a loud and long fart, much to the shock of everyone besides Hideaki, causing the fangirl to scream and claw at her own face, the chakra-enhanced scent being that bad. "Forest Skunk Jutsu!" The water clone shouted, continuing to fart before it finally sputtered out and stopped.
The clone then reached forwards with her legs, grabbing the coughing and spluttering fangirl's head with her legs and lifting her up, spinning her like a throwing hammer and throwing her into a blonde fangirl hard enough to send them both flying back into a black-haired fangirl, knocking out all three and cracking ribs and legs from the impact.
"What the hell?!" Shikamaru asked as Ino screamed in disgust and Chouji took a few steps back from her but continuing to eat his chips, though he now ate them slower.
Kiba doubled over with howling laughter, Shino didn't react outwardly, and Hinata only stared in shock. "Good one, Cuz'!" Kiba shouted, Cuz being short for Cousin.
"Ewwwwww!" Sakura yelled, while Sasuke was glad he didn't have his Sharingan just yet. "What is wrong with her?!"
"She went with what worked best in the situation." Sasuke said, surprised. "It's disgusting, but it certainly worked."
"You're not defending her, are you?!" Sakura gasped.
"Of course not, she's just playing around with her opponents. Toying with them, the way a cat toys with a mouse. They pissed her off, but they haven't earned the right to be taken seriously." He recognized, watching and analyzing her.
"Oh, Sasuke, you're so smart!" Sakura squealed fangirlishly.
"I knew that!" Inner Sakura growled.
There weren't many fangirls left, but Naruto and Hideaki each wanted to beat the other in this impromptu competition. Naruto threw a kunai, which was actually a Shadow Clone that turned back into himself just as he was about to hit a fangirl in the chest and he instead punched her in the face while Hideaki's Water Clones spin-kicked a fangirl into a wall, bouncing back just in time to be face-punched into the wall and knocked out.
One fangirl who was really good at stealth and was actually hiding on the ground beneath a grass-coloured cape suddenly leapt up out of her disguise with a shout of "Kunoichi Secret Art: Shatter The Spheres!" and kicked Naruto in the crotch, making him scream and fall to the ground, every man watching only giving a weak oooh of sympathetic pain instead of attacking her for doing something dangerous, petty, and unforgivable like they should.
Furious, Hideaki rushed over to her and grabbed her shirt with her left hand, pulling her closer as her right hand punched her in the mouth hard enough to knock out four teeth, and then chopped her throat, and then Hideaki jumped and swung her leg up and scissor kicked the fangirl in the crotch hard enough to permanently neuter her. "It's called... Kunoichi Secret Art: Gelding Blade!" She declared as the fangirl screamed and landed and writhed on the ground, nobody having ever kicked her there before because nobody knew it hurt women just as much as men if kicked hard enough. "THAT is the name of the technique, and it is ONLY to be used on bandits and Missing Nin, and in EMERGENCIES ONLY!" She then began to furiously kick her downed body in the chest and head. "Or did you MISS! That DAY! Of TRAINING?!"
Finally, she slapped an explosive tag onto her and punted her away like a bouncy ball, kicking her into the final few fangirls remaining and scattering their burned bodies far away.
And with that done, the fangirls were defeated, and she was the last one standing, Naruto still on the ground. "I win!" Hideaki shouted.
She then reached a hand down to Naruto, helping him up. "Hey, are you okay?"
"Yeah..." he groaned. "Don't worry, I heal fast. They'll grow back soon."
"When they do, I'd love to fight you again. Your Shadow Clones make great moving targets, and I bet you'd be awesome some day." Hideaki offered.
She then smiled, having gotten an idea. "Actually, that's not a bad idea. I've never met a man or woman who could rival me, so why don't I help you out so you can be my rival? I won't be your sensei or anything, I'll just get you some proper training and some good scrolls, too."
"Sure, sounds fun, but... I decided Sasuke would be my rival long ago." Naruto said.
"Oh? Okay, which one's Sasuke?" Hideaki asked.
"That would be me." Sasuke said coolly, stepping towards her as Ino and Sakura, the only fangirls left standing, watched excitedly, hoping to see him kick her ass and avenge their Fanclub's name. "It's customary to reveal your own name before asking someone else's."
"Ok. I am the master of ten fighting styles, four clans, and over a hundred Jutsu!" Hideaki declared, settling into her Chimido stance, one bent arm horizontal and another vertical. "I am Hideaki Senju! Make your move!"
"It's customary to let the weaker opponent go first." Sasuke taunted, getting into his Uchiha taijutsu stance.
"Fair enough, go ahead. Show me what you've got, duck-butt." She said dismissively.
"After you." He said.
"No, I insist, you first." She responded.
"Move."
"You first."
"GET ON WITH IT!" Kiba shouted, as Naruto went over to him and Shikamaru to watch the fight.
"Damn, guys, your cousin's a badass!" Naruto laughed.
"What did you expect? She's related to us." Kiba pointed out.
Hideaki growled. "Sasuke, make your move, or I break you."
"Hn. Very well then." Sasuke said, getting ready to attack.
And then she put her hands in her pockets and he suddenly copied the pose she was making, much to his surprise, and she laughed. "And they call you a Genius?" She asked, tilting her head towards him, causing her head-dog Daisuke to hop down, prance over to him, and stick up his leg, not just marking him but relieving himself on the boy's legs and feet, a puddle forming around him as her shoulder-dogs leapt up and performed the Dynamic Marking Jutsu, soaking him in spiralling streams of pee.
"Did nobody tell you I'm a Nara?" Hideaki wondered. "This is why I go by Senju. It takes people off guard, they doubt a person could actually be all that. But I am all that."
"Daaamn yooou!" Sasuke growled, rooted to the spot as her dogs soaked him and everyone laughed at him.
Hideaki slapped her butt, causing Sasuke to do the same, but he didn't have a thick cloth-armour pleated skirt on so he loudly yelped in pain. She then forced him to begin dancing seductively, and Ino and Sakura suddenly got serious nosebleeds.
Sasuke's hatred and fury grew and grew, until he finally screamed with rage and forced his body to take a step forwards, her doing the same. He did it again, and she gave up on the Shadow Possession Jutsu, her shadow moving back and becoming normal again. Her dogs got back onto her shoulders and head, and they seemed a lot happier now, as if they really needed that.
Sasuke furiously charged at her, and she leapt up suddenly, landing on his head and knocking him off balance, landing on the ground behind him and kicking him in the butt, sending him flying into Sakura, face hitting her flat chest hard enough to break his nose.
Sakura's nose erupted in twin fountains of blood, coating his face and hair and forehead protector, and he got up as she passed out with a fangirlish squeal while Ino screamed in rage and demanded he do that to her next.
Sasuke ignored her and attacked Hideaki, going into an incredibly complex combo that she had no trouble avoiding, even as his attacks became faster than his eyes could see. She didn't need to see to be able to smell him, and her finely-honed instincts combined with her taijutsu skill to let her dodge everything he could send out no matter how fast and no matter how angry he got.
"My turn." She said, and she reappeared behind him and bodily kicked him away, punting him like a ball, knocking him high into the air before he flipped over and landed gracefully, dodging a right hook by leaning, then he dodged a left, then she put her foot on his chest and kicked him away, sending him flying back before he flipped over and recovered in time to begin using Jutsu. "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!" He yelled, spitting a fireball at her.
"Water Dragon Jutsu!" Hideaki shouted, and launched a dragon of spiralling water with crimson eyes right through his fireball and then it flew right at him, which he dodged by jumping to the side, only for her jutsu to hit the ground beneath him and explode furiously, the blast of water knocking him back. Hideaki disappeared, he flipped over in the air and righted himself, and she reappeared behind him, leg extended to kick him right in the back, knocking him forwards into a Water Clone that punched him in the gut.
He screamed and fell to the ground, and she let him fall, standing over his body and looking down. "You call yourself an Uchiha?" Hideaki asked, amused.
"Shut up." He growled.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura shouted, and ran over to him to defend him, swinging a punch at Hideaki.
Hideaki dodged, grabbed her arm, and snapped her wrist like it was a twig, and she wasn't expecting it to be quite so easy. "Ok, you REALLY need to start working out." Hideaki said, and then as the pink-haired fangirl screamed, she got behind her and kicked her into Ino's chest face-first, Sakura getting knocked out from the impact while Ino was knocked back, and Kiba laughed at them.
Hideaki turned to Sasuke, the one Genin she hoped would give her a challenge. "If the rest of your clan is as weak as you, no wonder they all died out." She said.
Sasuke screamed in rage, getting up and drawing his kunai even though this was supposed to be a light spar, stabbing it into her neck. "Shut up!" He screamed.
Hideaki exploded into water, and he shut his eyes to shield his face from the blast.
And then the real Hideaki appeared behind him, grabbed him by the back of his head, and slammed him down face-first into the dirt. "Ooh, what's the matter? Can't handle getting beat? I should kill you for stabbing me... but it's just a clone, so you're safe for now. But pull a knife on me again, and I will snap you in half."
She slammed her foot down on his back, slipping a disc out of alignment and preventing him from getting up. He screamed in pain, and she left him there as she walked away. The Ninja Academy had its own nurse on hand 24/7, she wouldn't have any problem fixing everything Hideaki had just broken.
"That was awesome, Hideaki!" Kiba cheered. "You too, Naruto!"
"Damn, she's got one hell of a temper." Ino commented, being helped up by Chouji.
"She seemed calm to me." Chouji said.
"She was hiding it." Shikamaru pointed out.
Hideaki strolled over to Naruto, who was amazed. "Woah... you totally kicked his ass!"
"Yep. Now, remember, you're coming with me after school today, ok?" Hideaki said, raising an eyebrow.
"Okay! Um... I was kinda hoping to go on a date with Sakura, though." Naruto admitted.
"Ok. Yo, Sakura!" Hideaki called out to nobody in particular.
"That one's Sakura." Naruto admitted, looking at the downed pink-haired girl.
"The weak one?" Hideaki asked, surprised. "Lame. Hey Sakura, do you mind if Naruto and I go to the library?"
Sakura said nothing, because she was knocked out.
"I'm not hearing a no!" Hideaki said happily.
The bell rang to signal that they all had to go to class, and Hideaki went back into the building feeling a lot better than she did this morning.
AN/ Well, here it is! My first story on this site. It's my first time, but there's no need to be gentle, I love this show and I'm going to watch the whole thing. Naruto will get a harem, but the main pairing will be up for voting. Who will win? Will it be Tsunade? Sakura? Hinata? Or maybe even... Hideaki?