Their Problems
Description:
I was listening to some Chameleon Circuit songs and this came into my head. I spent ages writing the parodies- and I'm sorry if they're terrible!
The Ninja have gone their separate ways (sorta…) and are facing problems.
First it'll be Kai, and the parody is 'The Doctor is Dying', and it's 'The Red Ninja's Dying'.
Second it's Jay, and the parody shall be 'Mr Pond' and the parody name is 'Mr Smith'.
Then Cole, and the parody shall be of 'Everything is Ending' (still the same name), a duet with Nya.
Then Zane, the parody of 'Nightmares' (same name) and stuff.
Then Lloyd, the parody of 'The Sound of Drums', instead called 'The Sounds of Power'.
And if I feel up to it, a Garmadon one (when he was evil), an original song.
Six chapters, guys… wow…
Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Kai
Kai sat alone. Nya and Jay were the-first-Spinjitzu-Master-knows-where. He sighed. Stood up. Went over to his blade. He smiled, stroking the blade gently, careful not to cut himself. But as the clock struck nine thirty, he paused. He knew what was going to come…
And it came. The voices.
The power's corrupting him!
You must destroy the staff!
Is she hot?
I got your back.
But then something else happened. Someone was singing. And although the voice was actually nine, Kai could tell who was singing: Zane, Cole, Jay, Lloyd, Nya, Wu, Garmadon, Misako and Dareth. And he knew what they sang… They sang this:
It is returning through the fire…
Kai, face your unreached desires…
Your flame is dying, so don't cry,
When you hear them talk four times…
You're going to slip away…
You'll be buried in your grave…
No more games, tonight you die…
You're the first of the five…
LET ME LIVE, I'LL DO MORE!
The villains are returning,
Ninjago'll be burning!
The last day tomorrow
Is a trap for old Morrow!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
"I don't want to go!"
"Please don't make me go!
Nya will be by your side,
She will fail to save your life.
But hothead, don't you frown,
You'll die in Ignacia Town.
I'll sing you to your sleep!
The villains are returning,
Ninjago'll be burning!
The last day tomorrow
Is a trap for old Morrow!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
"I don't want to go!"
"Please don't make me go!"
Just one more thing before you go
Your new-found friends will miss you so.
Reflect on all of those you love and know:
Lloyd, Wu, Zane, Jay and Cole.
(Spoken)
The villains are returning,
Ninjago'll be burning!
The last day tomorrow
Is a trap for old Morrow!
(Singing)
The villains are returning,
Ninjago'll be burning!
The last day tomorrow
Is a trap for old Morrow!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
The Red Ninja's dying!
"I don't want to go!"
"Please don't make me go!"
(CORRUPTING HIM!)
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Four nights later, Nya and Jay, now a couple, went to visit Kai. They found him lying on the floor, barely alive, barely conscious, bleeding, dying…
"Kai!" Nya gasped, kneeling down.
Kai smiled up at her. In a voice full of pain, he whispered, "It is returning through the fire. Kai, face your unreached desires. Your flame is dying, so don't cry, when you hear them talk four times… you're going to slip away, you'll be buried in your grave. No more games, tonight you die, you're the first of the f-" He finished with a painful scream, a fit, and then limpness. Kai's amber eyes stared up to the ceiling, empty and lifeless, not noticing Nya crying.
Nya pulled her brother's corpse up into her arms and sobbed.
Her elder brother was dead.
She only had Jay.