Okay, I'm bad, I know. I have two in-progress stories I need to finish but I just keep putting them off. My apologies. I just needed to do something that isn't sad. So thus starts the Mary Sue series, starring Roshimito and Jane in all their retarded adventures.
Today's victims are none other then Nathaniel and Bartimaeus! Cause they're such a damn cute couple :winks:
Yuko: ….You're an idiot
Oh hush :glower: Anyways, whatever…I'll get those stories done as soon as possible. Promise!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bartimaeus or Nathaniel. I do, however, own Roshimito and Mary Sue Jane. But the other two belong to Jonathan Stroud; the lucky bum. I am earning absolutely nothing. Though I wish I was.
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It had been a bad day. Thing had just gone from bad to worse, and from worse to terrible.
First he had messed up a summoning and nearly got his head shaved off by an imp, he got in a fight with the ministers, he was bitten by a crow, and then Bartimaeus decided to give him lots of backtalk (as usual).
And now there was a crazy lady sitting on his bed speaking way too quickly for his muddled mind to keep up with.
"-And then the oranges will devour all the cows and if we don't move to quickly it will be to late and Jane will get Bartimaeus and the two of you will never be together!"
Wait, what? "Huh?" Caught off guard by that last statement, the poor magician gave the girl a very confused look. "Okay, wait…first off, who are you? Second off, what do you want? Third off, how in gods name did you get in here?"
"Oh!" She smacked her forehead. "My names Roshimito, but you can call me Roshi. I want to make sure you and Bartimaeus get together. And I climbed in the window, duh!"
Okay now THAT caught his attention. "Wait, what did you just say?"
"Uuuh…I climbed in the window?"
"No before that!"
"My names Roshimito?"
"No, AFTER that!"
"You can call me Roshi?"
"NO!"
"Ooooh! You mean the 'have to make sure you and Bartimaeus get together' bit!"
"Yeah, that…WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
She, AKA Roshi, rolled her eyes. "Oh come /on/ Nathaniel, everyone knows you're hot for eachother!"
"We are NOT-Wait, how do you know my name?"
Now she was looking at him as if he was the stupid one. Or maybe it's because he was wearing a really stupid shirt. "Uh, duh! I read it!" She snatched a book from her backpack and tossed it at him.
Unfortunately, Nathaniel's reflexes were a bit slow today. So the book smacked him in the face and he fell over with a thud. He was unconscious before he hit the ground.
"...Huh. This is going to be a long day." Roshimito muttered, pulling a stick out and prodding him with it. "Wonder when he'll wake up…"
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Okay, so the beginnings a bit slow…whatever. Patience is the key!
Next chapter, Mary Sue Jane will (hopefully) be introduced. So R&R peeps! R&R