A/N: I don't owe any of the Monk characters and I am not making any money from writing this.

Please forgive any minor spelling or grammar mistakes, English is not my native language. I tried to keep this as grammatically correct as possible, but I guess I am still quite paranoid about that matter.

I just thought it would be interesting to write story consistent of series of smuts (well, sort of smuts, because it isn't totaly plotless-at least I hope so) with both (male amd fem) slash and het pairings. So I wrote this. Every chapter stands for itself and has no connection with other chapters.

I usually write het fics, but I hope this is good, too.

Events described in this chapter happen during episode twelve of season four "Mr Monk and the Captain's Marriage."

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28th January 2006

Leland Stottlemeyer's office

10:30 pm

Leland was sitting on couch in his office, holding glass of whiskey in his hand. Everybody else was gone, but he had no energy to leave.

How could this happen? How he and Karen managed to drift apart so badly that their marriage simply can't funcionate anymore, that they need to get divorce?

How will that affect his children? How could he let that happen? Is he really so selfish, so self-centred? Is he really such bad husband and father? Did he even deserve Karen and his children in first place?

He suddenly heard a knock on the door. He frowned. Who could be so late at night? Everyone else already left.

"Come in", he finally said.

Adrian Monk walked in, closing the door behind. He stood there in silence, looking at Leland, probably thinking what to say. Leland glared at him.

"Adrian... what are you doing here?"

"Leland... I just want to tell you that... it will be OK. I know this is hard for you right now, but everything will turn out OK. You... you'll get over it."

Leland smirked. He had difficult time believing that, especially since he heard that from Adrian Monk, who still suffers after Trudy is gone. Of course, his situation is completely different, but still... he appreciated that Adrian is trying to comfort him, and he knew that Adrian (probably) really knows how he feels, but it all seemed... hopeless.

"I don't know, Adrian." He didn't know what else to say. "I still can't believe that all this happened... I should see the signs, but..."

He stopped, biting his lower lip, trying not to cry.

Adrian gently put his hand on his right shoulder. He didn't normaly did so, but he didn't know what else to do, and Leland's shirt seemed pretty clean. Feeling of Adrian's warm hand on his shoulder send surprisingly pleasant shivers down Leland's skin and some unusual albelt pleasant warmth up to his chest.

"Don't blame yourself. It's not your fault... but not Karen's either. Sometimes things just... happen."

Leland nodded his head.

"Thank you... for doing this for me. You... you are great friend." He stopped to think about something before he continued talking. "I... I don't know what would I do without you."

That sentence made Adrian blush and his heart beat faster. He didn't know why he felt that way, he just... did. Nobody (except for Trudy) ever said him something like that.

Also, none of them knew how it happened. They still don't know, actually. They both remember only that they felt lonely, but strangely, also closer than ever to each other in the same time, that it was so long since they were physically intimate with anybody and that they were alone there, that they desperately needed comforting. and somehow, Adrian probably couldn't stand that loneliness anymore. He needed to snap out of it, no matter what it took. He also wanted to comfort Leland, make him feel better, and since he wasn't always great with words in those situations...

Whatever was the reason, Adrian suddenly, with no warning what so ever, started massaging Leland's crotch. Leland was shocked, he wasn't sure what is going on or should he stop it, but it felt so good, and now his cock started growing hard and heating up, pressing against fabric of his pants. Adrian felt Leland's big, hard, pulsating cock against his palm, covered with clean fabric, his face blushed, his heart started beating faster and he started rubbing his palm stronger and faster against Leland's crotch, up and down. Leland started moaning in pleasure while his legs felt frozen and wild heat started spreading through his cheeks. He suddenly felt strange, wild urge to be naked, and he started unbuttoning his shirt, till he finally unbuttoned it completely and removed it, threwing it on the floor. Normaly, Adrian was mortified by sight of any naked or even half naked human body, but sudden arousal and adrenaline he felt were so strong that he simply couldn't process his fear at that point. He started biting his lower lip while looking at Leland's strong, hair chest moving up and down, followed by his heavy breathing and moaning... Leland noticed bulge on middle of Adrian's pants, and pocket of wet wipes in right pocket of his coat. He took out one wet wipe and used it to wipe his hand, threw it in trash can near by, took another wet wipe, put it over his hand, and furiously removed Adrian's belt and throwing it behind his back before unzipping Adrian's pants and gently rubbing bulge on middle of Adrian's white boxer shorts, with wipe over his hand. Adrian started moaning in pleasure while massaging Leland's crotch in the same time, now stronger and faster than ever. Feeling that he is close to climax, Leland moved away and quickly removed his shoes, socks, belt, pants and underwear, throwing them on the floor. Adrian widened his eyes when he saw Leland's large, pulsating cock. He stood up, walked toward Leland, grabbed his shoulders, pinned him down on the couch, took off his own shoes, socks, pants and underwear, puting them tidly and carefully on the chair near by, and slowly removed his coat and shirt, puting them on wardrobe near by. Upon seeing Adrian's large cock, Leland lick his lips and felt pre-cum wetting head of his dick. Adrian picked up wet wipe, put it over his hand, grabbed Leland's cock and started pulling Leland's foreskin back and forth, fast and aggressive, while sliding his hand up and down Leland's strong hairy chest, feeling it's rough but pleasant texture, it's warmth and Leland's strong fast heart beats, Leland's nipples hardening. Leland continued doing the same with Adrian's cock, intoxicating smell of Adrian's sweat sending shivers through his body, sight of Adrian's naked body making him pant uncontrollably.

Soon, Adrian felt heat rushing up his head and down in his crotch, his excitment reaching maximum and thousands of plesant tingly feeling hitting his whole body, feeling so strong and great that he started shaking and soonly, he ejaculated in wet wipe over Leland's hand. Soon enough, Leland felt that same feeling, and he came too, cuming into soft wet wipe wrapped around his dick.

They threw wipes in trash can. Adrian used another wipe to wipe his left hand and dumped it there too. Slightly exhausted, they lay on couch next to each other. They were simply laying there for few minutes, breathing heavily, before locking an eye contact. In next moment, they both got full hard again, and Leland started sucking on Adrian's cock, licking it with his wet tongue and moving it in and out his mouth, moving tongue in the same rhythm, while he took another wet wipe, put it over his hand and started stroking his-now fully erected and hot-cock. He loved feeling of Adrian's rock hard pulsing cock in his mouth, against his tongue and teeth. Adrian started moaning and bouncing his hips up and down. Soonly, he came, cuming into Leland's thirsty mouth. Taste of Adrian's hot sweet cum drove Leland wild and he climaxed too, still sucking on Adrian's huge cock.

Leland dumped wet wipe in trash can, took another one and slowly wiped Adrian's cock clean from cum, while Adrian was laying on his back, breathing heavily. Soon, Adrian's cock started hardening again, which didn't went unnoticed by Leland. He started moaning softly, his biceps and neck in full view while sweat was rolling down them.

That drove Leland wild. He dumped wipe in trash can, turned Adrian on his back and pinned him down on the couch, sending warm, gentle kisses down Adrian's warm sweaty back before wiping that spot with wet wipe. Adrian was surprised by wildeness of the moment, but for some reason, didn't want to resist. Leland searched pockets of Adrian's coat and found bottle of Purell. He applyied it on his hands, put bottle on the chair near by and started rubbing Purell on and between Adrian's tight sweaty buttocks, teasing him. Then he put the bottle back, jumped on top of Adrian's back and stick his cock inside him, quickly moving in and out, making Adrian scream while his hard cock was rubbing against soft leather of a couch, his whole body pulsating and reveling in pleasure, overwelhmed by burning sensation, panting in mixture of both pain and pleasure, till they both came, Adrian shivering and feeling his eye sight getting blurry upon feeling Leland's hot cum rushing inside his body. Then he lay on his back, away from big sticky stain on the couch, while Leland's gently wiped clean couch and Adrian's crotch eria with wet wipe. This time, they both managed to control themselves.

Again, they both lay on couch close to each other, breathing heavily, trying not to talk about what just happened or even think about that-they weren't sure can they bare it. It lasted for almost ten whole minutes, till Adrian accidently looked on Leland's watch.

"Natalie will be worried", he said, his voice shivering. "I... I need to go."

"Yeah, you do so", Leland agreed. His voice was stronger and calmer than Adrian's, but still not quite. "I... I will stay here for a while, then I'll go home too."

Adrian nodded while getting dressed. Soon after, he ran out of Stottlemeyer's office, closing the doors behind. Then he returned, picked up empty package of wet wipes from the couch, dumped it in trash can, and left again.

Adrian Monk took five showers in a row that night. He never explained Natalie what happened with his extra package of wet wipes. When Natalie asked him how conversation went, he said "Fine".

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They never talked about that and continued living their lives as usual, doing their work as usual.

It was awkward at first, but soon enough, everythihg went back to normal.

They also tried not to think about that... but they simply couldn't stop thinking about that. How did that happen? They never felt or even less did-anything like that before. Are they gay? Bisexual? Secretly in love with each other?

Finally, they concluded it was simply... isolated incident. One time thing. Moment of weakness.

And that's the reason why they never talked about that. Not because they werr ashamed. No. They never talked about that because they knew that, no matter what they did that night and how great it felt, that was just it. A physical thing. There was nothing more and basicly, they are both still alone.

Although that gave some sort of peace to Adrian (because he knew that Trudy will stay his true love), it actually hurt him more than Leland.