Once Again, Mounty Oum is the true maker of these wonderful ladies.


Ruby was tempted to reach out pat Blake's head.

But that would wake her up, and Ruby was sure neither of them wanted that. Blake didn't wanna be woken up by someone who crept in through her window and Ruby didn't want to get arrested for said creeping.

Getting in quietly enough to not be caught by Blake's sensitive cat ears was a feat that shouldn't be wasted. So Ruby would settle for watching in silence. That way she could listen to the faunas breath. The most beautiful sound in the world complimented by the most wonderful smell in the world.

Yes, even from where she was in the corner, the redhead could tell that Blake smelled different (but equally as good) when she was asleep. She carried the sent of a hard day, a maturing woman. So different from the smell of soapy lilacs and a fresh shower she had in their morning science class. For now, they were merely science lab partners.

But one day they'd be life partners.

Eternally.

Forever.

Even after death.

It was gonna be so sweet! She already had there wedding plan finished. After she figured out what she was gonna do if Blake, by chance, gained a husband in the meantime.

I hope I can afford a sniper rifle by then. Maybe a scythe too?

Nah that be stupid. She did already have a robe and a scream mask though...

Ruby would cross that bridge when she came to it. If it was necessary. Small part of her hoped it would be necessary. What could she say? When the redhead gained passion for something, it was like lightning.

It hit at high voltage...And had the capacity for manslaughter.

Ruby subconsciously touched her cheek, betting that Blake's would feel much much softer. Like the skin of a well lotioned baby.

Oh! Their children would just be adorable! Little Ruby and Blake kitties. She was thinking they'd stop around twelve. Yes and they'd all be named after pastries. Cookie was gonna be her favorite.

Ruby...

What was that?

Ruby...help us...it's so cold in her.

It sounded like it was coming from the dresser.

Slowly, on her tiptoes, she went over to investigate.

Ruby...We need you, Ruby!

It was coming from the top drawer and it sounded desperate. She lightly slid it open and had to swallow a gasp as her eyes went wide. There. They were right there! They were black with silky white frills and they had the most stunning little bow. Just like there owner.

Oh she hadn't been this happy in years! Surely Blake wouldn't notice if one was missing...

She picked it up with both hands. Such a treasure deserved to be handled carefully. They almost seem to glow with holiness. This...this moment couldn't have been more glorious. In her hands was a gift from a gift from the gods. Nothing could take this from her!

Or so she thought. Ruby was taken down by one of the stupidest and simple mistakes.

She left her phone on.

Not long after the sound of "Thunder In Your Heart" (her ring tone for Yang) filled the room, the lights went up.

"Ruby!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

"Time, Blake. I'm doing time..."


A/N: Poor Ruby had so much love to give:( Aw,well. She can try again in six months...give or take five years.

And before anyone starts. Yes, stalking a scary and messed up thing. But if you don't laugh at it sometimes, the stalkers win. No seriously, don't take this too seriously.

I should go...