Dan was feeling insecure so he went to Phil. Phil was on the computer watching a tv series.
"Phil do you think I'm pretty?" Asked Dan sheepishly, feeling self-aware and lonely.
Phil who wasn't really paying attention just said "I think butterflies are pretty."
This made Dan sad because he just wanted Sempai to notice him so he sulked in his room and tried to find out what would make him pretty enough for Phil to like him. Instinctively he ate maltesers to make him feel worst about himself. After some time Dan became to realise what Phil had ment.
Dan went to the local library and went all the way to the back to find himself in a room with curtains all around. He got out a sonic screwdriver and screwdrived the floor until it opened to show some stairs. Dan descended down the stairs which folded out to a dark room with hooded figures inside. Today was the ritual satanic meeting, and Dan needed help.
The Satanists who were very nice showed Dan to the ritual books for transformation. Dan spent hours researching the correct ritual to make him pretty. Finally he found the correct one in a fairly old book written by Sauron. Dan bought some core ingredients and some satanic symbols to begin the ritual, and promised to come to the next devil worship fund raiser for the church.
Dan walked home happy. Finally it was his time to shine. As he got through the door he could hear Phil was playing games so he went to his room. Dan laid out everything he needed and waited for the sun to set. Now it was his time. He whispered the Latin and ignited the leaves. Once the ritual had finished he could feel himself becoming Phil's ideal pretty.
Dan walked into Phil's room, all he needed was for Phil to look at him so he could become Phil's dream beautiful. As Phil's gave feel upon him he could feel himself changing. Soon Dan's body exploded into thousands of pieces to reveal a beautiful butterfly.
"PHIL WHAT THE HELL? I JUST WANTED YOU TO LOVE ME!" Exclaimed Dan, confused that he was a giant butterfly.
Phil only replied with one sentence, "I like butterflies." Then Phil too exploded into a butterfly and they both flew up the chimney and into sparkle land where they could be free.