(They are all two years old, and any bad grammar is intentional.)
"Ow" I shouted at the eraser as he threw me into our cage. "dat hurwt" i said, but quieter so only i heard it.( they all share a cage)
I heard Iggy say "u mean" and sighed. I told him not to do vat, and now the eraser is angry. Oh well I thought. I hoped Fang would cum bac soon. I was tired, but I didn't want to go to sleep until fang came back. I waited long time but he still didn't come back. "Iggy," i said, almost crying, "is fang dyed?" I started crying. Iggy came over and gave me a big hug and i stopped cwying. "I don't no Max," he said. "Let's go to sleep," i said. "Okay" he said then we stacked fists, but it felt weird without Fang.
When i woke up i heard someone breathing loudly next to my ear. It tickled!
"Fang?" I said hopefully, turning over to see who it was.
"Hello Max" he said sleepily. Fang's not dyed! I thought in my head.
"Wat did they do to you?" i asked.
"They made me run lots and lots wiv no brweak, food or water," he said wiv a sad face.
"Arw you oh a ?" i asked, but i already knew the answer.
"O cours max" but i knew he wasn't is trying to be all tough. He's vewy (very) silly.
"Nigh Nigh Fang."
"Nigh Nigh Max." Then we stacked fists and went to sleep.