Lego Universe 1: Jedi and ninjas Part 2

By Thomas Rynehart

"Oops" said everyone on the rocket because they had landed where Obi-Wan was fighting Darth Vader. The rest of this bit might be a bit familiar to those of you who have seen the 4th Star Wars movie. Obi-Wan saw Luke watching him and stopped fighting and got himself killed. Apparently Han Solo, Princess Leia, Lando Carissian, C3PO, R2-D2 and Chewbacca had parked the Millenium Falcon wherever it is they were. "Man that has got to hurt seeing that for the 2nd time" said Han Solo."Jabba the Hutt is still alive" said Chewbacca (Chewbacca is hard to understand so when he talks it is different). "So that's where we're going" said Han Solo. "Oops" said the guy on the windshield which was Anakin. "Look at who else we've got. Harry Potter, Ron and the other one" said Princess Leia.

Back when Anakin was fighting Count Dooku

"Hey look a rocket in the sky" said Anakin. "Hey look a rocket on the ground" said Anakin. And so you get the picture but I'll tell you anyway. Anakin tried to kill Dooku and General Grievous. He didn't even think about using the rocket, not even for a second. But, Dooku strapped the rocket onto him and ignited it.

Back in the falcon

"Here have some nice hot cocoa" said Luke. "No it shall be you who will die" said Darth Vader 2. "Out of interest but what on Earth is going on" asked Luke to Po. "This Lego master stuff is getting really bad because he's getting memories from the future!" said Po. "What so are you just going to lie down because it looks really bad? After all this?" asked Luke. "No" replied Po. "Get over here and help me and stop arguing! Hey now that we've got the Lego master free I'm going to lie down." "He's right he is free" said Luke. "Well come on help what was I saying and who are you and who is this?" said Indiana Jones. "What's going on?" asked Po. "Ones with not enough action forget stuff rather then get memories that haven't happened yet!" replied the ruthless gang. "Luke get in the fight!" said Obi-Wans spirit. "We are resistant to it" said the ruthless gang leader. "And so am I now!" said Luke. "Yeah he is too because it's already happened" said ruthless 7.0. "Solo get over here and fight this guy" said Luke. "I wouldn't do that if I were you. I got to hold these guys off" said Han Solo. "Let me see who it is" said Po. It was Cad Bane and Darth Ninja. "Let me handle 'em" said Po. "Okay" said Han Solo. "Let me take them from their ship and you take them from here" said Luke. "Wait who is Darth Ninja?" said Lando Carissian. "Darth Ninja is my old friend and I have no idea who Cad Bane is" said Po. "I only meant the ninja 'cause I know who the tall guy is though" said Lando Carissian. "Shoot fire at Earth" said Cad Bane. "I don't think so" said Luke. So then Luke fought them a lot. "Fire the rockets already" ordered Cad Bane. "He's holding me back I can't" said Darth Ninja. "You have to do everything yourself" said Cad Bane. Will this be the end of us and all living Life on Earth? Will all this happen before I finish this story? Find all that out by reading the rest of the story. "Oh, No the most civilised planet in the whole entire Universe is about to be destroyed in 1 second. This is bad 'cause those guys just dumped me in the middle of space!" said Luke Skywalker. "Ha ha ha ha ha, what they seriously left you in the middle of space, what, where he go" said Darth Ninja. "Get him" said Darth Vader.

Why Luke was dumped in the middle of space.

"Oh no they're going to fire rockets at us so we're just going to dump Luke in the middle of space" said Han Solo.

Inside the present Millenium Falcon

"You sure we should have just dumped him in the middle of space"? "Yeah sure I don't see what the problem with doing that" replied Han Solo. "Yeah your right we've got to unwind and kill Mr Tall Guy over here which everyone completely forgot about. Oh man, get him" said Lando. So they all piled up on top of Darth Vader 2. "Man I can't breathe somebody help me!" said Darth Vader 2. "And why on Earth would we do that?" said Ron. "Wait before he answers you 2 get lost" said Han Solo pointing to Hermione and Ron. "Because I'm not really bad it was just a reaction!" said Anakin Skywalker. "Okay" said Po.

At my house

"Oh no look a rocket in the sky that could possibly blow up the whole world that has a guy on it! Oh no brace yourselves!" I said as the rocket with Luke Skywalker hit me. "Man you are really good at flying a rocket!" I said. "It's not the first time this has happened. So that was me saving the World" said Luke. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" screamed Luke and me simultaneously. "Capture the British troops" said Hitler.

Back inside the ship that had Darth Ninja, Cad Bane and Darth Vader 2 in it.

"Now we must get rid of the rest of them" said Ninja. "Hey look there they are!" said Vader. "Let's get on their ship!" said Darth Ninja. So then they captured them and fired all of them on rockets as well and all of them were just as good drivers as Luke.

Back on Luke and I's rocket

"I don't know what's going on because my friend Po isn't here because he's probably in another time zone!" said Luke Skywalker. "Then the only thing we'll need from him is to know why this is happening. Hey you're well you're animated!" I said surprisingly not before.

Back with the rest of the guys which were stuck in 200 Million B.C

"We have to figure out how we can let Luke know we're here." "Got it a fossil!" said Anakin. "There is no way that idea can be any more ridiculous! 'Cause what if they're stuck in a time like World War 1 or 2" (Which they were. And I'm talking about the more complicated beginning of the War which means World War 1 which started because a Serbian killed an Austrian in Bosnia. "Yeah I'm all good and all but run for your life!" said Lando Carissian. pointing to the T-Rex. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" said everyone on campus. "Use your magic or something to get rid of him!" said Han Solo. "But then I'll be banned from Hogwarts!" said Potter. "They'll never find out if it happens before they were born. Now get rid of him" said Solo. So Harry finally came too his senses and blew the thing up. "So who wants to try out the fossil then?" asked Po.

Back with Count Dooku's army and people

"Today we will find out all of the republics plans!" said General Grievous. "Now tell us all the republics plans or be stretched" said Count Dooku. Because the good guys will feel any pain he does he told them what they were straight away. Then all of a sudden they ended up right where the guys that are in 200 Million B.C where Luke, Darth Ninja, Darth Vader, Cad Bane and I had now ended up. "Who's the cowboy guy?" asked Luke. "Oh this somebody called The Lego Master. But I'm sure you have heaps of use for him so he's about to go bye bye along with you lot" said Count Dooku. So Po passed me his nun chucks and that's what I used to fight with. But before anyone moved a muscle a Black Whole emerged from the sky sucking everything in its way up. Then Darth Ninja perhaps maybe now Bantu again said "Well this is the first time I've ever been wrong about anything! This is happening because Vader and Anakin are too close!" "What'll happen if one of them gets out of here?" I asked. "There will be a chain reaction so big the Black Whole will blow up! Lord Vader get out of here!" said definitely Bantu. "Never!" said Darth Vader. "Well then I'll have to fight you out of here" said Bantu. So then Bantu took out all his random weapons and fought Vader. Then the almost main character got blown up on too a dinosaur too heavy for the black whole too take it up. Then Vader jumped up to continue fighting Bantu. "Get the master free!" said Bantu. "Not so fast now I'm going to stop you because I'm too heavy!" said General Grievous. "Anakin get out of here!" said Indiana Jones. "Yeah sure mate" replied Anakin. So Anakin got out of there and the Black Whole blew up. But things just got worse because all the bad guys that weren't heavy enough (Apart from Darth Vader) came to protect the Lego Master from us. "Use the nun chucks!" said Po because I had completely forgotten about them because of the Black Whole.

Back on the dinosaur Vader and Bantu were fighting on

"Oh looks like the Black Whole's gone! Now where were we oh yeah? You will never win!" said Bantu. "Bantu don't kill him or we'll have the Black Whole again which this time will suck up the whole entire Universe. So I'm coming up to help you because I have to kill him" yelled Luke. So Luke jumped up to Bantu's assistance. "You do know this is all Anakin's fault. That's because he asked Po and if he had asked anyone else this wouldn't have happened!" said Bantu. (See Lego Universe 1: Jedi and Ninjas: Part 1.

Back with the Lego Master

"Wait so are you Po?" I asked. "Yep and now I can use my emergency chainsaw again!" said Po. "I know crazy" said Indiana Jones who was even more annoyed by Po so that's why he wasn't in this story much. "So why is this going on?" I asked simultaneously with Count Dooku. "Lego Master's not back yet and we need to get him back in 20 minutes or all the good guys never will have existed!" said an extremely terrified Po. "What about me and him?" I asked. "Every person that contributes to the win will be sucked in" said Po. "Get the British troops!" said Hitler who won't get sucked in because Germany were the bad guys in the World Wars. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Luke, Vader and Bantu simultaneously. They screamed because the dinosaur disappeared. "Just get the guy and get where you're supposed to get him!" said Bantu. "It's not that simple! There is only one way and time to get to the Lego Masters place. And that is the time these guys took him and it has to be through the Star Wars one!" said Po. So then finally they started fighting each other and I was really good with the nun chucks! Then the only bad guys still alive were Dooku, Hitler, Cad Bane, General Grievous and Vader. Then they got The Lego Master free! "We've only got 5 minutes!" said Bantu. So they used the closest portal to the Star Wars bit. "Where is it?" I asked. "No idea" said Indiana Jones. "3 minutes left and the place we need to get to is on the other side of the galaxy!" said Po. "I know a shortcut that will take 2 and a half minutes unless they jump out" said the Lego master.

Back wherever Anakin went to

"I've got to stop them from even taking the Lego Master! But how? Hey, this must be where he lives!" said Anakin because he was right next to the portal that exploded and was left open. So Anakin jumped in to the portal and got himself captured. Then they left and found the rest of us. Then we started to attack them. "1 minute!" said Po. "Come on get in the fight!" "If I knock off just one of them then you'll be sucked in anyway!" replied the Lego Master. "Yeah just stay back. Actually come with us we've only got 20 seconds!" said Han Solo. "I'll take him up as security whilst the rest of you just get rid of these guys!" said Bantu. "Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, Ooooooooooooooooooone" said Bantu. "What I'm still here he's back, he's back! Oh yeah" said Bantu. "Hate to break up your little celebration but just at least try and get Anakin free" said the Ruthless gang leader. "Or we can run for our lives?" said a very confused Lando Carissian. You see what happened was the Lego Master already fixed the portals which sent everybody back to where they were before all this including the dead ones. "Obi-Wan! I thought you were dead!" said Luke. "The force can be strong" replied Obi-Wan Kenobi.

The End