Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or the brand names products I will name (well I do own a pair of Nine West stilettos). Also, the unnamed city will not be a real Canadian city, however it will be based on one.

Warning: Swearing, underage drinking, sexual themes and teacher/student relationship (even if Lovina is above the age of consent at 17, there are still legal problems with this relationship).

Nyotalia characters: Romano (Lovina), Italy (Feliciana), Germany (Luise), Prussia (Maria), Canada (Maddy), America (Allie), France (Françoise), Norway (Lucia) and Belarus (Nikolai).

Unless anything unexpected happens, this story will be updated every Thursday.

Chapter 1

Lovina

"But Lucia," Allie complained.

I watched my friends interact from the edge of Lucia Bondevik's door. Allie had decided that she would get everyone some fake IDs and we will sneak into a bar. We were going to be in Grade 12 in three days. We needed to celebrate our last year together. I wanted to call bullshit and stay in all night eating leftover pizza and watching movies with my two younger siblings. No… Allie had to somehow convince me that we needed to go out and party. Seriously, she was going to get us arrested one day, or worst killed. Good thing Nonno is a lawyer and can probably talk himself and his family out of anything.

I don't really remember what Allie had told me to convince me to come with them. I do remember doing my best to try to look older then 17. I wore a little black dress. Normally I would wear my favourite pink dress but that made me look too young. I didn't want any trouble with the bouncers since we were underage. I also put on my black Nine West stilettos with the bow on them. They are very cute shoes. When I did my makeup, I made sure my eyes looked smaller. Anything to look more mature and at least 19. Lastly, I kept my curly brown hair down… and stuffed my bra. Shh… don't tell anyone.

I looked at my four friends. Allie didn't care about looking older. She just put on a khaki mini shirt, a red strapless midriff and her favourite pair of cowboy boots. Her hair was a curly dirty blonde bob, full of volume. If Maddy didn't do her makeup, I would swear that Allie would have looked like the 17 year old she is. Her large D-cup breast might be the only thing that would have thrown people off. She's the crazy friend we put up with because we like her twin sister Maddy. Maddy was a shy girl whom was often roped into every single one of her crazy sister's schemes. For once Maddy wasn't wearing pigtails. Her hair was longer and straight. She looked a lot more mature. She was wearing a red t-shirt, her favourite colour, with tight jeans and flats. Not sure if that was that appropriate club wear. Feliks was on the other side of Lucia trying to carry her out of bed. Feliks was our resident pet gay. Seriously. I understand that Feliks might have been a walking stereotype but that was his charm. He wouldn't Feliks if he wasn't an honouree girl. Anyway, as the second most fashionable one of the bunch (after me of course), he was wearing a white t-shirt, which dark jeans and a fantastic jacket. Our only friend missing here was Emma who was coming back from a family trip in Belgium or the Netherlands or both, I can't remember.

Lucia was on her bed with her laptop on her thighs watching her Tumblr dashboard. Allie and Feliks were on her sides begging her to come with them. Lucia was the only one with a car. She was trustworthy or so her parents thought. She was, but with friends like Allie and Feliks, there was a limit.

Lucia made no face and showed no emotion when our two friends bugged her. The only signed that she gave up was when she rolled her eyes and huffed. Allie and Feliks jumped up and down clapping their hands together. Feliks ran to Lucia's closet. He threw her a midnight blue dress and some matching flats.

Lucia threw us out while she changed.

"I can't wait to get there," Allie said excited. "I found this quiet pub that only a few people know about."

"Then how do you know about it?" I asked. Why, oh why did she want to do this?

"Nikolai's older sister works there," Allie explained. Nikolai was her friend from work. Well, I think they are friends or at least Allie does. Allie seems to think everyone is her friend. She's wrong of course.

"So it won't be filled with university students on Frosh week?" Maddy asked. I had forgotten that it was orientation week at the local university and the local college. Great… drunk college kids. Just what we needed. Allie, if this night ends terribly, I'm going to shoot you and bury you in my backyard or feed you to your dogs. (Allie own a two year old golden retriever named Freedom and Maddy owned a three year old husky named Maple. In all honestly the golden retriever should be named Maple, it had the colouring.)

Allie laughed. Can anything bring this girl down? "It's Frosh week, you'll find some university students. Like us." Allie winked. Yup, we were going to be 19 years old tonight. "Remember you are Caterina Romano," Allie said giving me my ID. "You are Marguerite Williams," she said giving her twin her ID. "I'm Emily Jones! Feliks, since you were there when we picked our names, I made you Gabriel Jaskolski." Feliks didn't look that excited for the name. But he wasn't there to pick it. Allie basically called us up and we met at her favourite place, McDonalds, and picked names we liked if we had to go uncover. We didn't know it was for fake IDs. Feliks had to do some family thing so he couldn't come. "To bad "Femke" isn't here." Maddy and I rolled our eyes when Allie mentioned Emma's fake name.

Lucia came out wearing the blue dress Feliks picked for her. It showed off her legs. She looked nice.

"Here you go Lovise," Allie told her. She rolled her eyes and put her new ID in her clutch.

Feliks looked down at Lucia and tried making her breast look bigger than her regular A-Cup size. Any other guy would have been slapped and choked if they did that without Lucia's permission.

"Maybe you should stuff your bra like Lovina," Feliks said seriously.

"Hey, I don't stuff my bra!" I said insulted. How did they know?! Allie stuck her hand in my fucking bra and took out some padding. "Fuck you." Allie gave me back the padding. Fuck, I needed to go back to the bathroom and fix this.

"No matter how many times you ask me, I will never stuff my bra," Lucia told Feliks. It a weird thing to say, but Feliks asks her to do it all the time. For a gay guy, he had an obsession with breast. It was almost worst then my little brother. Almost is the keyword.

"You look like a boy beside Allie," he told her. She really didn't thanks to her legs and the fact that her body looked like a super model's body! Puberty was generous to her.

Lucia rolled her eyes again. "The faster we get there, the faster we come back." I was thinking the same thing.

"First we have to drink!" Allie exclaimed. "It's tradition!" Feliks took out a flask and took a sip. He carried that thing around? I wouldn't be surprise if he becomes an alcoholic later in life.

"I'm not drinking," Lucia said. She needed someone to drive. Not that I was drinking either and I highly doubt Maddy will also.

"Good, you drive then," Allie told her before taking Felik's flask. "Where do your parents keep their boozes?"

"After last time, in a blotted box in their closet," Lucia explained.

"We get drunk one time," Feliks complained. Long story short, it was Lucia's birthday and someone (Feliks) decided to raid the liquor cabinet. Needless to say, Lucia's parents weren't happy to come home that day.

Maddy sighed. "We don't have to drink to have a good time." I might have too. I won't but I should.

"Or I can use my boobs to get free boozes," Allie said making her breast look bigger.

"Cock tease," I teased. It was true. Allie was still a virgin and wanted to stay a virgin. Sex was this huge thing for her and the guy needed to be her husband and Captain America to get into her pants. She also had a boyfriend she met at some Comic Con like thing in Toronto. Ironically he was cosplaying as Captain America when they meant and his name was Steve.

"Then can we go to a gay bar," Feliks complained. "I'm sure a lovely twink like me can get drinks for free there." Just like Allie, he was a virgin and wanted to wait for the right one. And just like Allie, he wasn't beneath teasing, especially while drunk. Out of curiousity, you're probably wondering about everyone else. Maddy was a virgin but was not a cock tease. Like Feliks, she was waiting for the right guy. Emma had sex with two boyfriends and a girlfriend. I can't count how many guys Lucia had slept with. She liked it and hated romantic relationships. I've slept with um… let me count. Boyfriend 1, 2… 4. I've slept with all four of my boyfriends. Don't tell my parents. I liked my boyfriends at the time (of course I hate their guts now). I've enjoyed it (not every time of course. Losing your virginity is a pain) and I didn't care who in school knew. I just don't want my parents to know. I'm a good girl in their eyes. I went to church on Sundays and volunteered. And I'm their daughter. My grandfather on the other hand… he knew. He's weird, very fucking weird and wanted to talk to me about it. Yeah, that was mortifying for a 14 year old. But if I needed condoms and someone to take me to the pharmacy for birth control he was the one to ask.

We shook our heads at the gay bar comment. "Next time, with Emma," Maddy told him. It would be mean to leave out the bisexual one. Though, how much does Emma want to come? I didn't know.

"You want mom and dad's vodka?" Lucia's little brother, Emil, said leaning at his doorway. When did… never mind, he probably heard us through his bedroom door. It's not like Feliks and Allie are quiet.

"No, now get back to your room," Lucia said. Emil was just starting high school and Lucia didn't want to believe that her little brother was growing up. She also hated his best friend Li, whom happened to be there. She thought he was a bad influence on Emil. I think the real reason was because it was obvious that Emil had a thing for him. However, Lucia could pretend to be unaware of that fact until Emil came out of the closet. Me on the other head, my little sister has come out of the closet (just to my brother and I at least). I can't pretend any friend of hers that happen to be girl might not be a potential girlfriend for Feliciana.

"We can get you the vodka," Li said. Feliks looked up at Lucia begging her to say yes. Seriously, future alcoholic.

"I'll buy your vodka at the bar," she told him. His face lit up. "Now, don't do anything stupid like blow up the house while I'm gone." Lucia was looking at Li when she said blow up. Li rolled his eyes. For context, Li blew up their seventh grade classroom. He swears it was an accidently. I don't think so. "If mom and dad call from Oslo, tell them I'm sleeping and I don't want to be bothered." Emil nodded. "And he's not allowed to sleep over." Li groaned. "Let's go before I change my mind and stay."

The drive to the place wasn't long. We caught most of the red lights, but it was still only thirty minutes away. Allie told us if it was a good place she might make it their normal place. How many times were we going to sneak into a bar this year? I really hope this isn't going to become a weekly thing. That would be pushing our luck.

The place itself looked small and pretty stereotypic. You had your half price wings every certain night. You had your come in and drink our beer for this certain price. It looked small and the windows looked tinted. Nothing special about this little pub. I've been to a thousand like that one with my parents (for dinner of course, before nine families can come in to eat).

The five of us went to the bouncer. It was ten o'clock at night. Thank fucking God I was sleeping over Maddy and Allie's house. This was my curfew and my parents would have a heart attack if I came back home pass this time… they also would have a heart attack if they knew I was going to a bar. What they don't know won't kill them, right? Well not knowing Feliciana is a lesbian hasn't killed them. Going to a bar at 17 would be less heart attack worthy for them.

"ID?" the bouncer asked. We all tried to act natural giving their ID to the bouncer. The only one that was natural was Lucia and that was because if it didn't involve her brother, she didn't show emotion. I was as nervous as can be. I was sweating bullets (which was ruining my makeup by the way). I really didn't want the bar to call my parents. They will ground for the entire school year. But we all made it. I sighed in relief at that.

We rushed in before the bouncer noticed anything weird about our IDs and kicked us out. Well after paying the entrance fee too.

We quickly found a table.

The pub didn't look any less special on the inside. There was a bar with a couple of people there. The one bartender was this big breasted woman with short blondish hair. Must be fake, damn bitch. I bet she gets so many tips from dirty perverted men because of those. Damn bitch and her breast. The other bartender was a large blond man with wildly spiky hair and a goofy grin. Not my type but I could see how someone would think he's the hottest thing in this bar. There were tables everywhere. A pool table stood at the edge. Some guys were playing with it. There were also darts (anyone else wonders how many accidents happen because of drunken people playing with darts?). There was music playing. I didn't pay attention to that. For some reason, I thought that the pub would be fuller. Maybe when the night grew older, the bar would become fuller.

"Now what?" Lucia asked.

"You get me my vodka and cranberry," Feliks told her. Lucia gave him a look. "You told me…"

"I'll be right back," she said taking her purse with her.

Feliks smiled triumphal.

"Other than that, what are we doing here?" I asked.

"We are having a good time!" Allie exclaimed like it was obvious. It wasn't it. "Let's ask those guys if we can play pool with them." Everyone else groaned. "Fine, be boring."

"Remember the buddy system," Maddy said. She was replacing our usual mother hen, Emma. Not that Maddy didn't have her mother hen moments when Emma was here too. Emma is just more mother henny.

"Yes, mommy," Allie said in a baby voice. "I'm pumped. You want to order some fries and a pitcher for the table?... I'm going to do that." Allie got up and ran to Lucia. Lucia was talking with the male bartender. When I say talk, he was talking to her and she was nodding looking at him emotionlessly.

"If we were just going to hang out, why couldn't we do that at someone house?" I asked. With a TV and movies. That would have been more fun.

"Allie had her heart set on this," Maddy explained like that would explain everything. It sort of did.

"Girls," Feliks said insulted. "Look, we are out… and look hot guys." We looked at the gang of university or college boys walking. Yeah, they were hot and probably straight and will probably bet Feliks up for even looking at them the wrong way. Sad, sad fact.

Maddy blushed furiously and couldn't even look at the guys. I ogled a little. I had broken up with my last boyfriend a month ago. Maybe I should try dating a college boy before I get rusty. I'm not trying to find a husband here. Someone to play with for a little bit. If they happen to be husband material, okay. Though, I still had standards about my boyfriends. Firstly, if I ever wanted him to meet my parents, him being Italian would be very helpful. Also very helpful, being Catholic. Yes, I'm a Catholic Italian, who goes to a Catholic school (and for some reason in Canada you don't have to be Catholic to enrol in a Catholic school. Lucia wasn't Catholic and Allie is… I don't know. I think Anglican). Good looking is a must. I must find him sexually appealing and if not, the sex would suck (that happened with one of my boyfriends). You need a connection and most times it doesn't grow.

When Lucia and Allie arrived with the fries, pitcher of beer and Feliks's, Maddy took a glass and chugged it. She was getting nervous or horny or nervous about being horny. I didn't like beer so I didn't drink.

It didn't take long before Feliks was drunk. He was yelling and flirting and laughing. Allie was drunk too. She was yelling and flirting and laughing. The two them made it to the pool table and were playing with a couple of guys. Maddy was with them, she wasn't playing, only cheering for her sister and Feliks. I was at the bar with Lucia.

"Another vodka cranberry?" The male bartender asked when Lucia and I walked up. Lucia nodded. "So… I get off at 3."

"Good for you," Lucia said giving him the money and then turned. We walked back to the pool table.

"You're not going to take his offer?" I asked. "He's your type." Tall, blond and handsome… and big.

"Not feeling it tonight," she said. That meant she had to get home and make sure Li wasn't sleeping over.

I sighed. Lucia gave Feliks his drink. The other guys were winning. Allie and Feliks were losing, badly.

I wouldn't say I had a bad time. But it wasn't the best night ever either. One I shouldn't have remembered and if what happened next didn't happen, I would have forgotten about it.

It was around midnight. Naturally, I wanted something to drink. I went alone to the bar. It wasn't dangerous or anything. Sure the bar was a little fuller but my friends could still me from the pool table. It just so happened that most people were at the bar and two bartenders weren't enough.

"Hey!" I yelled at one of the bartenders. Nothing.

"Are you made of copper and tellurium?"

"Excuse me?" I asked.

I turned around to see a guy or man or well… yeah. He was taller than me. Not the tallest guy I've meant but a good height. Yeah, his height was what I was noticing (no). What I noticed was the guy was fucking hot. He was wearing a white t-shirt and jeans and that's all he needed… shoes of course too. It looked like he did some push ups or whatever you do for muscles. I'm not the gym type. Yup, hot. Wild dark hair… tall(ish), dark and handsome. Now, how am-I going to play this? Wait… what did I want from this guy? I've never had a one night stand or anything. Did I want a one night stand? Lovina, let's see how this goes before you jump him. He looked very jumpable… don't say that out loud. It sounds so stupid and makes you sound easier then you are.

I decided to play hard to get. My default state with hot guys.

So, I ignored him.

"Sorry," he laughed. "My friends dared me to tell a girl the nerdiest pick up I could think of." By the way, what the hell was tellurium? I know what copper is. Obviously. Everyone knows what copper is.

"Well, you've used it," I told him looking at the bartender. There were two, why couldn't either one give me any attention. I looked at the man again. He was still there. It's working. Don't smile like this has been your plan along. That would look stupid.

"You looking for a drink?" he asked. I actually seemed sweet. There was this boyish charm to him when he spoke. The more he talks the more I'm leaning to a date then just going home with him. Same time, just going home with a guy was dangerous. What if this boyish charm thing was how he picked up chicks and then he threw them in his stalker van and raped and killed them. Thinking about that is a turn off.

"I've been here for a couple of minutes now… fuck its busy." Don't swear Lovina! You are a lady. Proper ladies don't swear. Hey, act more aloof.

"Let me help," he said. "Matthias! Matthias! Matthias!" That got the guy's attention. Hot guy pointed at me. The Matthias fellow pointed at Lucia. Wait, why was Lucia there? I looked back, when did she leave? "What do you want?"

"Just a coke."

He looked at me oddly. "Just a coke? Not rum and coke or…"

"Just a coke." I didn't want to get drunk, especially now.

"A coke please," he told the bartender. The bartender started getting me my drink while I was getting out the cash. "You don't have to pay. I can pay for it."

"That wouldn't be necessary," I told him.

"Yes it is," he said. "After this I can tell my friends I bought the most beautiful girl at the bar a drink." Aw… I mean what a cheesy line. Totally cheesy. Not at all sweet. It did not make me blush. It was too cheesy to blush too. I was better than that. I had standards. "I'm Antonio." He gave me a handsome smile. Stay aloof Lovina.

"Italian?" I asked. Maybe he could be nice as a new boyfriend. My parents would love it if I brought him home if he was Italian. He had an Italian look to him. I could see some Mediterranean influence on that man.

"My ancestry comes from Spain." He took my coke and gave it to me. Well, I got the Mediterranean thing right, just wrong Mediterranean country. "Pretty much all of it, which is rare in this day and age."

"I'm all Italian," I said. Fuck, I'm trying to play hard to get. I cannot tell him that kind of information for free. Though, he's give me quite a lot of information. His name was Antonio, he was Spanish and he probably a science major at the university. I don't know if the science thing plays in his favour or not. I hate science. But the science major means that he's smart. Book smart at least.

He chuckled. "So, what brings you here?"

"A friend," I said before taking a sip of my drink. I didn't see him put anything in it… this is not a good way to start a potential relationship. Yeah, I thought you might drug me and rape me. Yeah, not a good way. "She wanted to go out." I wasn't going to add that I didn't want to come. He had to see me as fun. Sure, I'm not that fun but he didn't need to know that yet. "What brings you out?"

"Same," he said. "My friend Maria is friends with Matthias." The bartender if I remember correctly. "She dragged me along." I nodded and started to walk away from the table. I made sure I was looking at my friends. So, Antonio's back was to them.

"Does that mean you get a discount or something? If so, you can buy me another coke."

He laughed. Oh good, that wasn't too straight forward for him. "Sadly not, but if you want another drink, I'll gladly buy you another one."

I rolled my eyes looking aloof. "Not yet."

He nodded. "I can buy dinner on Wednesday too if you want."

I looked surprised for a second. He actually wanted a date. Oh. Well. I checked him out again. Sure he wasn't Italian and I don't want my parents would think if I did bring home a university boy. He looked older than 18 or 19. Maybe he was in his third or fourth year. My parents wouldn't mind if I brought home an 18 or 19 year old but three years older than me was pushing it. But it was only a date and they didn't have to know. Wait, that's what I wanted. Why was I getting cold feet now? Oh ignore my crazy hypocritical mind.

"If you're paying, I don't see the problem," I told him. Oh, that was a good one. He face lit up before taking out his phone. "My number is," and I told him my number. The guy needed my number so he could give me more information about the date. I needed to know where and when on Wednesday. I also needed ample time to get ready and look my prettiest.

"So, do you have a name or can I do I just call you cutey from the bar?" he asked. Again, I didn't blush to that cheesy line. He's lucky he's getting a date with me when he keeps using those types of lines with me.

"L.O.V.I.N.A," I told him. "Lovina."

"Unique," he said. I haven't met another Lovina yet. My mother says she screwed up Lavinia on my birth certificate (My parents and especially my grandfather had a thing for Roman mythology). She was still high on the pain medication and my father and grandfather was out of the country for some reason.

"Thanks," I told him. Though, I didn't name myself, so it should be my mother thanking him. "See you Wednesday." I started to walk away.

"By the way, on the periodic table copper is cu and tellurium is te," he explained.

I didn't blush at that. Nope. Nope. Nope. Though it did tell me that he was probably a chemistry major. Probably the coolest science since you got to blow things up.

I got back to the pool table. Lucia was back and Feliks had another drink. Allie was teaching her sister how to play pool, which was hilarious because she was drunk and needed to be taught herself.

"What took you so long?" Feliks asked suspiciously. I knew that he knew very well what was happening.

"Did you get hottie's phone number?" Allie asked ignoring the pretty incestuous position she was in with her sister. Allie was too drunk to care and Maddy was too much of a push over to say anything.

I didn't say a thing. My friends took it as a yes. Though, technically he got my number, I didn't get his. When he texts me, I'll have it.