Konnichiwa, Sakuma here. I took a small break from writing fanfics and now I'm back! Italics represent Kureno's narration.
"Since Akito is at the Happy Place, I finally get to do what I've only dreamed of doing, getting to narrate a story!" Kureno exclaimed.
"A few weeks had passed since the day that everyone was completely out of their minds, except Yuki. Hatori never did get his cough syrup back (A/N: Hatori's cough syrup is property of Nori N.N. now.). Everyone remembered that day, but didn't talk about it. Life had gone back to normal."
"Or did it?"
"No one knows….."
"One day, Kyo woke up extremely early. He was hungry and couldn't get back to sleep, so he went downstairs to the kitchen. He opened the door to the fridge when-"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Ritsu screamed, and shoved Kyo out of the way.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT!" Kyo yelled.
"THE FLYING MONKEYS TOLD ME TO, I'M SORRY!" screamed Ritsu.
"Just let me get my cream cheese,' said Kyo.
"Oh, about that. I ate all of the cream cheese," said Ritsu.
"YOU WHAT?"
"THE FLYING MONKEYS TOLD ME TO, I'M SORRY!" Ritsu screamed get again.
"With all this yelling, it was no surprise that the two of them woke up the entire household."
"Good thing Shigure doesn't have neighbors!"
"What is going on!" Yuki demanded.
"He ate the rest of the cream cheese," Kyo said, pointing a finger at Ritsu.
"Wait, what are you even doing here?" Shigure asked.
"The flying monkeys kidnapped me and took me here," said Ritsu.
"Oh, if that's all, I'm going back to bed," Shigure yawned and returned to bed.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that we were running low on cream cheese. I'll go get some more fight now," said Tohru.
"Its 3 am, I'll go with you," said Yuki.
"Me too, since I ate al of it," said Ritsu.
"Me too, to make sure Ritsu doesn't eat the cream cheese you buy," said Kyo.
"And they set off on their quest, not knowing what dangers laid ahead."