Once upon the moonlit plains of Zelkova 9…
SHAMROCK THE HEDGEHOG
He wasn't just a hedgehog, but a hero. He was the luckiest hero you've ever laid eyes on. His luck was empowered by his clover hairstyle and Lucky Gloves from Sonic Chronicles.
But perhaps the most righteous thing about this green hedgy dude was his dedication to truth, love, justice, and the freedom of nematodes.
It began back in 1986. It was spring and the snow had just melted due to volcanic terrains strewn about the southern continent of Manta Nova. Shamrock was born there in the center of a horrific earthquake that tore the great being Bubba-Nui into two separate entities: Boba-Nui and Cricket-Nui.
As Shamrock was spawned from the holy auras of the Smithsonian Dragon Pyres, he gained the innate ability to use luck for the benefit of the good.
After five grueling years of intense battles with the malevolent teachers of Dartmouth, Shamrock graduated top of his class with a PHD in Kicking Major Butt. He moved to Denver, Colorado and pursued his passion for slaying crime and studying macaroni.
It was there that Shamrock met Mike Baxter, the greatest proponent of canned pecans. The two struck up a friendship and slayed the demons of the Rockies.
All was perfect with life until that fateful October morning… Mike Baxter had caught a deadly disease, the Lickitung of Death! Mike Baxter died on Halloween and his soul was scooped away by Frankenweenie.
Shamrock then realised that Frankenweenie was just a minion under the despicable crime lord Danny Phantump. Frankenweenie had given Mike Baxter's soul to his leader and he had sacrificed him in the Well of Woes in order to summon the most deadly amalgamation of pure unbridled chaos: Smaug Pierce, Rap Battle Extraordinary.
Shamrock performed the luckiest rap ever, but Smaug had used his dragon fangs to consume all of the inhabitance of the planet Soundcloudia. His newfound powers were unstoppable and Shamrock quickly fell into a pit of despair.
Right before his imminent death via paperclip scanning, Shamrock was rescued by the last living member of Soundcloudia: Lord Jumex. He fulfilled seven of Shamrock's magic goblets with the Flames of Cnidaria Rex. This in turn granted Shamrock the power of the Pyre Emeralds. He transform into Super Shamrock and rose up to confront the evil Smaug once more.
Smaug rapped and destroy eleven multiverses in less than five whole seconds. However, Shamrock now had the power of Ultra Luck. He used it to restore the planets to wholesomeness with a simple click of his mystic Yeezys.
Smaug was taken aback by Shamrock's unearthly powers. He was then defeated with a swift kick to his dragon rear and was banished into the Doldrums of Andromeda.
Shamrock rescued Mike Baxter's soul at last and buried it alongside Paul Blart and Steel Toe Greg.
From that day forward, Shamrock ruled the island nation of Bermuda Omega with a benevolent compassion for all things good and holy. It wasn't until March 25th of the very next year that his Ultra Luck powers were once again needed by a fellow ally in dire need of a righteous chap.
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