Prologue


"Super Smash Brothers Brawl!" *Dramatic pause*

…What was the first thing that came to your mind when I you read my above quotation? Maybe you thought simply, "Oh yeah…that's a cool game," or maybe your mind, being blank as usual, ignored my direction to pause dramatically and leaped to the next line. *Glares evilly at reader*

Anyway… *shugs* I'm sure most of you would agree that SSBB is a pretty awesome multi-player game. Maybe you play it because you love the characters which you have become acquainted with in other games, or maybe you like to challenge your friends and unlock new stages and items, or perhaps you just like to kill things… Either way, I'm sure about one thing: you never thought about what the characters do when you're not playing…

"Huh? They're just a blob of pixels and have no feelings of reality!" you might argue, but how contrary the truth is, my dear reader. And I should know. I'm one of them. ;)

Hi, I'm Zelda. I don't know who I am, where I came from, or why Peach is addicted to tea, but suddenly people are trying to K.O. me…