A/N: I realize that there are different ways to sing The Name Game but this is the version I know! Enjoy the story!
Jaken grumbled as he heard that child sing to herself. What a disgrace! Why did his Lord bother with such a…a…thing!
Lord Sesshoumaru had left not to long ago because of a demon that might be linked to Naraku.
So here he was. Watching after this aragonite, human child.
And what an annoying song she is singing!
Finally, he couldn't take it. "What are you singing you stupid child!"
The girl stopped her singing and stopped, "Hm? It's the name game of course!"
Jaken practically squeaked, "The what?"
Rin's face went from happy to confused, "You've never heard the name game, Master Jaken?"
The old toad grumbled, "NO! And I don't want to hear-"
"Let me sing it to you!" The girl happily sang out, "Let's sing…JAKEN! Jaken Aken Baken Bo Baken, Bana Banana Bo Boken, Fe Fi Mo Moken…JAKEN!"
The imp's mouth hit the floor. "What a stupid, stupid game! Never sing it again!"
But the girl wasn't listening, "Let's do…Rin! Rin In Bin Bo Bin, Bana Banana Bo Bin, Fe Fi Mo Min…RIN!"
The toad continued to lash out, "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Finally, Ah 'Un had enough and just walked off. "AH! Wait for us, Ah 'Un!" Uh…come Rin! And stop that singing!"
She followed like he asked but his request to stop singing fell to deaf ears. "Let's do…SESSHOUMARU!"
Jaken started screaming, "NO! Do not disprespect my Lord! Oh Kami! Why has thoust cursed me with this child?"
"Sesshoumaru Esshoumaru Mo Marmuru…That's too hard!" She complaind.
Jaken jumped for joy. The child has been defeated! The wicked witch is dead! Dead!
"I know!"
Jaken stopped in his merriment and froze. What was this child scheming…?
"Let's call him…FLUFFY!"
Jaken passed out.
"Fluffy Luffy Bo Buffy Bana Banana Bo Buffy, Fe Fi Mo Muffy, FLUFFY!"
Then, as if on que, came the said demon. Rin squealed and ran over to her adoptive father.
"Lord Sesshoumaru!"
Sesshoumaru nodded to show that he knew that she was there, but then looked over at Jaken. "What happened to him?"
Rin looked over, "Hm? Jaken? He passed out when I started singing your name to the name game."
Sesshoumaru raised a brow, "'The name game'?"
"Yup!"
"Explain."
Rin's smile got even wider. "The name game is when you pick a name and you sing it in a special way! Want Rin to do Lord Sesshoumaru's name?"
Sesshoumaru seemed unsure. He hated to admit it, but he was curious. So he nodded.
Then Rin blushed and looked down. "W-Well…. actually…Lord Sesshoumaru's name is very hard for Rin to do…so…Rin had to use Sesshoumaru's nick name…"
Now Sesshoumaru was confused and curious. "Explain."
Rin blushed even deeper, "Well…Rin thought that a good nick name for Sesshoumaru would be…be…"
He bent down to hear the girl better, and encourage her to go on. She looked at him for a second, and Sesshoumaru gulped. Here it came…
"FLUFFY!"
Sesshoumaru gagged on his spit.
Rin didn't seem to notice this. "Want Rin to sing song?"
Sesshoumaru gave her a constipated look, but sighed and nodded.
When Jaken got out of his seizure, he screamed out, "SHUT UP YOU STUPI-….stu-…stupid…girl…"
Sesshoumaru had a look that said, 'kill' on his face.
Jaken shut up as he silently endured Rin singing the name game all the way home to the palace.
Thanks to Du Weldenvarden Farcai for giving me the idea for this story!
Love ya sis! (and those who review)
-Sesshoumaru Minion
