X-men: Evolution : "Fear and Mutating in Las Vegas"

By Ryoken

Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning.

A/N: Okay , this is my first fic that catches up to the current continuity , so be prepared fo lots of crazy stuff , in a fic that will end when im left with no ideas to develop!

This is dedicated to Kitty Kat , hope you get better!

Chapter 1: "Todd inventing equals trouble for everybody!"

"Everybody here , NOW!"-Mistyque screamed, and Pietro , Fred , Wanda and Lance appeared inmediatly in front of her.

"Whats up , bosslady?"-Pietro asked.

"Where is Toad? That little freak hasnt been in school for two days , so i wanna know what is he up to!"-Mistyque screamed.

"He is in his room , he says he is inventing something!"-Fred said.

"Inventing? That brainless idiot?"-Wanda snapped.

"Yeah , he even asked me to get him the wildest stuff , but it was easy to find it"-Pietro said.

"Well , i want him her now! TOAD GET YOUR BUTT HERE RIGHT..."-Mistyque screamed , when......

BAMPF!

Todd appeared out of thin air , and landed in front of her and his teammates.

"Yo , wazzup , chief?"-Todd said, unaware of the look on everyone`s faces.

"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"-A collective scream was heard as evryone tried to run away , Mistyque tried to run to her left , and collided with a wall , Lance tripped over a rug , and Wanda fell on him , Pietro collided with Fred , who was the only one unamazed with this.

"How did you do that you idiot!"-Mistyque screamed as she grabbed Todd by his vest.

"With this!"-Todd exclaimed as he showed a very weird object in his hand , it looked like a combination between a cd-player , a laptop and a blender.

"What is that thing?"-Wanda asked

"It`s a Porting Gate opener!"-Todd said.

"A WHAT?"-Everyone asked.

"Its like a machine that imitates the fuzzball powers"-Todd explained.

"How does it work?"-Mistyque asked , curious and surprised

"Well , there are gates to alternate realities everywhere , thats how the fuzzball teleports around , this device opens and expands a gate in the cordinates you set , and trnsaports everything thats there to the cordinates you set it all to appear!"-Todd said.

"Okay , Todd , two things , How did you do this? , and were did you get the parts?"-Lance asked.

"Well , im always in my room inventing stuff , but i found a primitive model of this thing in that lab we founded with the x-geeks , and using stuff Quickie got me recently , i was able to make it more powerfull and reliable"-Tod explained.

"Okay , i will admit , Toad , that im impressed , that device seems very usefull!"-Mistyques eyes glowed.

"Yeah , i`ll be happy to make one of ech of us , but on one condition!"- Todd said.

"What?"-Everyone screamed.

"I want Mistyque to apologize to me for being so rude"-Todd said.

"WHAT?"-Mistyque said.

Everyone in the room looked at her.

"Argh , okay , im sorry Todd , i was mean , and this proves i was wrong , you arent uselless"-Mistyque said , using all her willpower to swallow her pride and restrain herself from killing Todd.

"Okay , here you go , you have the first one!"-Todd said as he gived her an exact copy of the device.

"I`ll make each of you a copy when i get more materials , plus im not sure if its safe for Wanda to use one"-Todd said.

"Why?"-Wnada asked.

"Well , your hex power may cause interference , it could be dangerous for you and everything inthe gate zone!"-Todd explained.

"Great"-Wanda said , dissapointed.

"Dont worry , im pretty sure that with some experimentation , i will sove it , so cheer up , okay?"-Todd said.

"I guess so"-Wanda said , smiling a little.

"Uh , Toad?"-Mistyque said.

"Yeah?"-Todd replied.

"Why does my device has an X on it?"-Mistyque said , waiting for an answer.

"Uh , i dunno , Quickie is the one who got me the materials!"-Todd said.

Everyone looked at Pietro.

"Hey , that stuff isnt easy to come by! I was lucky the x-geeks had a lab!"- Pietro said.

"YOU...."-Mistyque`s fury was interrupted by a knock in the door , followed by a voice.

"ALVERS! Open this door now , we know Pietro stole stuf at the mantion , i want my cd player back!"-Scott screamed from outside.

"You idiot! , if they see me , our plan is ruined!"-Mistyque hissed.

"Morph into Tabby , the x-geeks dont know she left!"-Todd said.

"Godd idea , toad"-Mistyque said as he morphed.

In that moment , the door was blown by a red blast , and Kitty , Scott , Evan , Rogue , Kurt and Jean entered the house.

"opps , it looks like you guys have to chat a while , so i will be going , Bye!"-"Tabby" said as she left throught the backdoor , and hided behind some bushes.

Mistyque pulled out a device , that showed her in a sreen the inside of the house.

In the house....

"We want our cd players back!"-Scott yelled.

"Ask Todd! Im inocent!"-Lance screamed.

"Hey , iz dat my cd-player?"-Kurt said , looking at the device Todd held.

"No it isnt!"-Todd said as he pressed a button on the device , and ported away , appearing behind Fred.

"How did you do that?"-Rogue asked.

"Todd seems to have build a transporter based on Forge`s design!"-Jean said.

"Okay , hand that over Todd!"-Kurt snapped.

"Envious you are not the only one with port power , fuzzball?"-Todd said , making a fight erupt.

Everyone except Lance , Kitty and Wanda was fighting , the three looking at the fight , as if they didnt cared.

Suddenly , one of Evan`s spykes pierced throught Wanda`s pants , ripping them.

"YOU IDIOT!"-Wanda screamed , using her powers.

"Wanda dont!"-Todd screamed , as a hex flame appeared in his device.

BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Mistyque looked at her screen in a daze......

"They had dissapeared!"-Mistyque thought as she entered the house , and founded it empty.

"Where did they go?"-She asked herself.



A nanosecond later , in a very , very far place from Bayville.....

BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFF!

The X-men and Brotherhood fell to the hard ground as they ported.

"Uh , Where the hell are we?"-Evan asked as they got up , and realised they were in the desert , with a gas station and dinner on their left , and a hughe car junkyard in their right.

"Uh , guys , I think we arent in Bayville anymore"-Evan said.

"YOU THINK?"- Lance screamed as he pointed at a big sign in the road.

Everyones jaws dropped , their mouths leaved open.

The Sign readed:

"WELCOME TO MOM`S PITSTOP AND JUNKYARD, THE LAST STATION IN THE 80 MILES BETWEEN HERE AND LAS VEGAS!"

Everyone fainted........-



End of chapter I

Okay , heres my first long series , so be prepared for anything , as the brotherhood and x-men are headed to do some road tripping to vegas , and from there , madness ensues!

Read and review!

Ryoken