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Hermione's Sorting
'Granger, Hermione,' Professor McGonagall called and the bushy-haired girl eagerly sat down on the three-legged stool. She couldn't wait to be sorted! And then a voice started talking inside her head. 'Witty girl, indeed.' She blinked, thinking that she had just imagined that voice. 'I might just take back what I said.'
Hermione's eyes widened as realization dawned. 'The Hat,' she whispered to herself. 'It's talking to me!' She grew nervous and excited, thinking 'There's so much I wanted to ask! I can ask the Hat, it should be able to answer all question for it already lives so long!' 'Pretty much. I can see into your mind and read your thoughts, as you might put it. Let's go on and sort you already.'
'But I have so many questions!' Hermione thought. 'I want to know which spell Godric Gryffindor used to make you sort us. And is there any positive trait in Slytherin? What about the negative ones in the other houses? I don't want to be somewhere with dumb people! Oh, and how do you know what I'm thinking? Or "read my thoughts" as you put it? Will I learn that spell in Hogwarts? Is there really a squid in the sea outside? How are the professors? Do they know a lot? Of course, they do, they wouldn't be Professors if not, but...'
'Enough, enough! Find that out for yourself! You're too annoying for Ravenclaw, you would be only annoying the teachers and that's no Ravenclaw trait... but you're brave, yeah, brave enough for Gryffindor! You'll do well there, they hadn't any clever ones lately... Go and ask them! The prefects surely tell you.' 'Gryffindor!' the Hat shouted aloud and Hermione took him off quite unsatisfied. The ran over to the table that applauded happily. Luckily, she sat near the prefect and immediately started asking different questions...