Disclaimer: We own nothng, especially not Eiji's hair style. Don't use your Kikumaru Bazooka on us, Eiji!!!!!
Why Atobe never ripped off Eiji's hairstyle again…
" Atobe, you bastard, you stole my hairstyle!"
"What are you talking about? Ore-sama's hair is 120% original."
"Kikumaru-bazooka!"
"Ore-sama does not fall prey mere tennis moves…eh! Where'd you get that freakin' gun?"
Why Fuji is not allowed to get a Youtube account…
"What, somebody gave me a bad comment? I will destroy them."
- One week later-
"Fuji, you're not allowed to put horseradish, cumin, and Penal tea in eye drops!!!"
"Sa, I was merely conducting an experiment Oishi."
"Which was..?"
"How much tears a person can shed while screaming insanely."
Why Oshitari never wears glassless glasses.
"Yushi, your glasses are fake right?"
"Yes."
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" Gakuto, repeat after me. I am not allowed to stick my fingers in people's eyeballs"
"But I didn't know they were glassless glasses!"
" Ore-sama does not give a crap, we're short one member now!"
Why Marui is not allowed to have coffee and cakes in the same hour.
"Sanada-fukou-bucho, Yukimura-bucho, Marui-sempai is bouncing off the walls!"
"Good for him, he need exercise."
"But Yukimura-bucho, he is really bouncing off the walls!."
"Tarundoru! We must tranquilize him before he hurts himself!"
"Sanada, quick, get your sword!"
"Eh!?"
Why you shouldn't call Atobe old.
"Yushi?"
"Yes?"
"Why is Atobe smiling? Saeki-sensei just hooked up with that Josei Shonan chick, shouldn't he be crying?"
"He can't, Chotarou."
"Why not?"
"He overdoses on Botox."
Why Momo is NEVER allowed to have bean burgers
"And now, for more recent news, the city of Tokyo is undergoing an emergency evacuation. It seems that here is a toxic waste sweeping through the city. Wait…what was that Jim? Oh! We just had an
update from our reporters that are on the scene. It is not toxic waste, as we thought, but gaseous fumes have taken over the city… I don't care if 'gaseous fumes don't make sense, Jim!… and they have
emitted from Seishun Gakuen Middle School. Wow, what do you think they are feeding those kids?"
Why you should never tell Renji (Josei Shonan) that Hanamura –sensei is gay.
"Hey, Renji, did you heard?"
"What?"
"Hanamura-sensei is gay!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Whoa, Renji, calm down!"
"No, I can't Kajimoto! She said that she would wait for me!!! NOOOO!!! Who did she get together with? I will destroy them."
"I think it was that old lady from Seigaku… hey, Renji, are you okay? Someone call the hospital! He's not breathing!!!"
A/N: Okay, please comment!!!! Feel free to give any ideas, and we'll update on this fic...