I am So Corney
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Disclaimer: HP AND FRIENDS BELONG TO JK. AND CHRIS COLUMBUS...OH WAIT A
MINUTE...ER WB SORRY. HEHE.
Summary: A tv show crossover. Harry Potter and the gang show up at Mon And
Rach's apt. What will they do? REALLY FUNNY!!!! I luv friends, but I wanna
have some fun with them..i'll put them back nice and neat I promise!! My
5th insane fic!!
*** Rach: Well, here I am being spoiled again.
Monica: And here I am, kissing my dishwasher in private.
Harry potter shows up.
Harry: AHA! Faster than a speeding bullet, powerful like a locomotive....
Chandler: You've got cheese in your hair.
Harry: Oh well! Whats that flying in the sky? Is it a plane? Is it a bird...
Ross: Thats the line that comes before, stupid!
Harry: Whatever. Is it a bird???
Pheebs: Oooo! I like this game! Err...NO ITS NOT A BIRD!
Harry (exhausted): ER OKAY! CORRECT! Now, is it a bird, is it a plane, NO..its....
Ron Comes In.
Ron: NO! Its RedHead Boy! Faster than a nailclipper, shorter than an ant...
Harry: YOU TOTALLY RUINED MY MOMENT!!!!
Ron: I am like soooo sorry!!!! But neways...faster than a nailclipper...shorter..than..an..ant...is it a monkey, is it a toothbrush, no its....
Hermione comes in.
Hermione: BookGirl!!!!!!! Uglier than a frog, smarter than Ross...
Ross: GRRRR!!!
Hermione: Neways...Is it a ape, is it a camel, is it a Joey...????
Joey: No, Joe's here.
Hermione: Whateva. Neways, its none other than....
Ginny Weasley walks In.
Ginny: SuperShort!!!! Shorter than a finger, more red than ever....
Monica: Thats IT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! SCURRY! SCURRY (HITS THEM WITH A BROOMSTICK.)
Harry: Oooh, but I can fly!! (gets on broomstick and falls)
Rachel: How will we get them out!!!
Chandler: I KNOW!!!
(picks up the phone...)
after 5 minutes later, JANICE arrives.
JANICE: OH MAH GAWD! EHEHHHAAHAHAAHEHEHEHEHE!
Harry: We out.
(they all leave.)
~of course I am insane! How could you ask ME such a question!!!! I am offended!!!
*** Rach: Well, here I am being spoiled again.
Monica: And here I am, kissing my dishwasher in private.
Harry potter shows up.
Harry: AHA! Faster than a speeding bullet, powerful like a locomotive....
Chandler: You've got cheese in your hair.
Harry: Oh well! Whats that flying in the sky? Is it a plane? Is it a bird...
Ross: Thats the line that comes before, stupid!
Harry: Whatever. Is it a bird???
Pheebs: Oooo! I like this game! Err...NO ITS NOT A BIRD!
Harry (exhausted): ER OKAY! CORRECT! Now, is it a bird, is it a plane, NO..its....
Ron Comes In.
Ron: NO! Its RedHead Boy! Faster than a nailclipper, shorter than an ant...
Harry: YOU TOTALLY RUINED MY MOMENT!!!!
Ron: I am like soooo sorry!!!! But neways...faster than a nailclipper...shorter..than..an..ant...is it a monkey, is it a toothbrush, no its....
Hermione comes in.
Hermione: BookGirl!!!!!!! Uglier than a frog, smarter than Ross...
Ross: GRRRR!!!
Hermione: Neways...Is it a ape, is it a camel, is it a Joey...????
Joey: No, Joe's here.
Hermione: Whateva. Neways, its none other than....
Ginny Weasley walks In.
Ginny: SuperShort!!!! Shorter than a finger, more red than ever....
Monica: Thats IT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! SCURRY! SCURRY (HITS THEM WITH A BROOMSTICK.)
Harry: Oooh, but I can fly!! (gets on broomstick and falls)
Rachel: How will we get them out!!!
Chandler: I KNOW!!!
(picks up the phone...)
after 5 minutes later, JANICE arrives.
JANICE: OH MAH GAWD! EHEHHHAAHAHAAHEHEHEHEHE!
Harry: We out.
(they all leave.)
~of course I am insane! How could you ask ME such a question!!!! I am offended!!!