Disclaimer: Maximum Ride is not mine. It's not. Oh well

" Ooh, Max! Look!" Nudge came up to me with this short ruffled fussia dress. "Isn't it cute! It looks great! Do you wanna try one like it!"
I managed a sigh. "Nudge, how do you expect to carry that with you when we travel. It obviously isn't gonna fit in your pack."

The sad look she gave me was enough to make me give. " Well-"

" Max, we have a situation." Fang was right behind me. So close his foresty scent just engulfed me. "Gazzy managed to set off a flaash bomb in one of the bathrooms." Oh my gosh. We couldn't even go to a mall without having something bad happening.

" Max, would you like to try this on?" Dylan was coming over with a black and white bikini that was way to revealing.

"Yup, let's go." Everyone, meaning Nudge, Fang, Angel, and THAT guy , followed me to the only boys' bathroom with police tape around it. How did the police get here so fast?

"Where are they?" I ordered. Fang put a hand on my shoulder and whispered " They're at the food court." Oh my gosh. Iggy and Gazzy were sitting at this table with five trays full of food. Eating like nothing ever happened!

"Excuse me, ma'am. Do you know who set off this bomb?" Crap.

"No." I did my best innocent face, which didn't seem all that innocent considering that my hands were clenching and unclenching.

" So are you saying you didn't see a little blond boy with a tall older boy with blond hair that is supposedly blind?"

" Positive." Sheesh, why is he interrogating me? I mean, there are like hundreds of people surrounding us.

"Thank you, ma'am. Sorry for the inconvenience."

" No problem, officer. " Oh, how bad did I want to tell him to kiss my butt.

" Don't be so hard on them." Fang said.

" Oh, don't worry about that. We'll have Nudge and Angel figure it out." A wave of sinister giggles quickly made me regret my order. By the time we got to our little terroists they had already gone through three of the five trays with ease.

" We're leaving." They both gave me stupid looks especially Iggy since he couldn't seem to get over how good that mall burger was.

"Why? We didn't do anything." Iggy said with a mouthful of food.

" No one said you did. We're leaving."

" But Max-" Gazzy couldn't finish because the officer I was just talking to came over and started shouting " Hey! That's them! Gte over here." Well, if I knew he watched Mortal Kombat we could've had a nice conversation. ( Mortal Kombat: Scorpion. Major geek moment.)

" Come on!" Gazzy any Iggy got up and started running with the rest of us. Yes, I said running because I see no point in adding flying freaks to the record they just got for being a terroist. " There's the doors!" Sadly, we lost that option as soon as I said that. Security was everywhere so the doors were completeley blocked off.

" Max, got an idea. But you gotta play along." The look Fang had on his face just oozed that Evil Conival spirit. I think that's how it's spelled. He picked up a stray teddy bear and shoved that guy up my shirt. My face just flushed from his hand being that close to my body." Now moan."

" What the h-?'' Oh! So yeah, I started moaning like some pregnant lady with Fang having a strong hold on me.

" Please! She's pregnant! We need to get to a hospital."

" My baby's coming soon!" Fang and Dylan? said together. Okay, major babay daddy confusion.

" Well? Which is it? Is it yours or is it his?" We all sent confused looks at each other. " Uhh-"

" Does it matter? She's having a babay regardless! Move! We have to get to a hospital!" Never expected Dylan to get that way.

So as we were making our way through the barricade the worst possible thing happens. No, some crazy scientist guy shows up with a giant needle or some mutants with a bad attitude pop out from behind us. The cop that just so happened to find Gazzy and Iggy as the bombers came out of freakin nowhere.

" Stop them! That girl's not pregnant! Don't let them out!' 'Well, so much for that plan. I ditched the bear and pushed the doors open. Once everybody got out we spread our wings and flew out of there. That was a nice trip to the mall. Huh?

" Max was pregnant! OMG, what was the name going to be?" It was a solid five minutes since we got away and the kids still wouldn't let it go.

" I can't believe she didn't know who the baby daddy was. " Angel chimed in.

" Ohh!" I buried my face into my hands and sighed.

" It's alright." Fang put his hand on my back and snuck a kiss on my neck. Just below my hand. " It would've probably been more of his than mine. It would've came out smoothly. Not with all that moaning and all that other nonsense you were doing." That was gross. But sweet. In a gross way.

" Thanks Fang." He backed away, but he kept his hand on my waist. " I'll find us somewhere to go." It was seven, I think, and it wouldn't be long till everyone would start to get tired.

" Max, could I help you find something?" Oh no. Mr. I'm the baby daddy. Fang wasn't even on that level.

"There!" Nudge pointed at a small light that I suspected to be a fire. A campsite.

" Great Nudge!" We did a dive and came up for the landing. It really was vacant. The fire was fading, but nobody was around. Perfect. " Fang, get the fire going. Dylan, get some more wood for Fang. Iggy, start cooking. Nudge, Angel, Gazzy, amuse yourselves and stay cute."

" Bossy Max. Not cool." My glare on Iggy was a fail with all the him being blind thing.

" Max, is this okay?" Dylan had to have cut down a tree because he had this giant pile of wood for little fire.

" Yeah." He smiled at me and put the pile down.

" What's for dinner, Iggy?"

" Rabbit. Bring back memories, Max?" Again. Fail.

" Just cook. Or else, I'll get Nudge and Angel get you." Silence. That shut him up. When everything was done, we all ate in silence. Fang was beside me with his leg against mine. The heat felt good, with him just being there. He gave that crooked smile and elbowed me. "Quit." I whispered. " They're sleep."

Right then, his lips were on mine. I immediatley melted into the kiss. At least, until Dylan cleared his throat. I thought he was sleep.

" Good-night, Max." Fang put me against the tree and gave a nice, long kiss. It was enough to make me get dizzy. " I'll see you in the morning." Good.