AN My name's Kay and I'm not Joseph Stein. I'm his roommate and I had an idea for a story but I didn't want to wait for the three days which are necessary to activate a new account so I rent his one. This is a sort of Gilmore Girls/Grey's Anatomy crossover. I know this couldn't have ever happened in the show and that Logan is going to seem a little bit OOC but I really see him in the role I'm planning to give him, I promise I'll manage to make my Logan coherent with the character we are used to in the show. Just wait and read. I love this idea and I'm going to work hard on this story but this is my first fic and I'm not a native speaker so I need your advice and criticisms and ideas. Please review and help me writing this!

Have a good chapter!

"Morning, Mr. Perfect Roommate. Where the hell did we find you?"

"Seattle Grace, corridor in front of the ORs, Richard Webber MD., I suppose."

"You're right. Anyway, there's nobody else who lives with a roommate who make breakfast for everybody every single morning."

"That's because I'm Mr. Perfect Roommate, the one and only."

In that moment a blonde, beautiful girl entered the room and sat down with a crushed expression on her face.

"Izzie, what's up?" the other girl asked looking at her friend worriedly.

"If it is Alex's fault I don't want to have anything to do with this." the boy added.

"He didn't even kiss me. I mean, he didn't kiss me! I was ready for.. You know, sex. I was wearing a new dress, I had my hair cut and I was ready! And he didn't even kiss me!"

"Maybe he didn't kiss you because he wants your first kiss to be unforgettable." Meredith suggested.

"Are we still talking about Alex Karev?" the boy asked.

"No sarcasm, please, not today." Izzie begged.

The boy looked at the clock on the wall.

"It's pretty late. What's George doing upstairs?"

"Maybe he's still asleep. This night I woke him up to talk about Alex."

"Oh. Really? Listen to this, Meredith. Did it remember something to you?"

"If you really were a friend of mine, you wouldn't yell at me for having woken you up. I needed to talk."

"Hey, I am a friend of you but I'm also a doctor and I work one hundred hours a week and I do need to sleep."

George entered the kitchen and grabbed Izzie's mug.

"Sorry, I need caffeine."

"There's other coffee. Mr. Perfect Roommate made it."

"Gerorge, dude, you look like shit."

"Thanks, Mr. Perfect Roommate, thanks a lot." he replied with sarcasm in his voice.

"May I suggest that you girls try to talk to each other when you are in need to talk to someone in the middle of the night and leave George and me to our peaceful rest?"

"Oh my God, did she wake you up too?"

"No, Meredith did."

"Why?" George asked.

"McDreamy. We had sex yesterday night."

Both Izzie and George started coughing and stared at her with incredulous expressions.

"No, Mer, not again!"

"Couldn't we talk about something else?"

"Couldn't we go to work?" George said. "We're late."

"Yes, please, I don't think I can stand another conversation about McDreamy and sex at half past six in the morning. Please, let's go."

As soon as they went out and started talking about work both the boys felt thankful that their conversation for once was about something different from sex and love.

"George, how are things with Callie going?" Izzie asked ten minutes later.

"Quite well, I suppose. I like her."

"I don't." Izzie grumbled.

"Izzie, please, not now."

"Ok, ok, I'll shut up. What about you?" she asked turning her head to the other boy who was silently waiting, aware that his turn would have arrived soon.

"What about me… what?"

"Did you call that paediatrician back?"

"I did."

"And?"

"And I told her that I was pleased that she had invited me for a dinner but that I wasn't interested in dating women at the moment."

"She was so fascinating."

"Yes, she was."

"So, why…"

"Izzie, please. We had the same conversation almost a million times. I don't want to go out with girls. That's all."

"You can't live without love." she said.

"You can't live without sex." Meredith added.

"Thank God we're here. I've never have been so happy to arrive to work before." he said.

While they were going to the dressing room to put their surgery suits on George went closer to his roommate.

"I'm sorry, mate." he whispered.

"I think I'm going to try to made them believe I'm gay. I can't stand this sort of conversation any more."

"They won't believe it. Well, I know they are annoying but maybe they're right. We have been living together for two years now and I've never seen you going out with a girl. This is not… healthy."

"George. Shut up. Now."

"Ok, ok."

"Morning, slaves." Dr. Bailey exclaimed entering the dressing room. "Hope you all are ready for 48 hours shifts because Dr. Sloan is sick and there's a lack of surgeons here."

"Yang, you're with Addison Montgomery. O'Malley, ER. Karev and Grey, you go with Burke. You two, with me. Quickly, quickly, come on."

AN2 This is the first chapter, just an introduction to the sort of relationship the interns share. What do you think about it? I'm going to explain everything, I promise, although I think you all understood who Mr. Perfect Roommate is, didn't you? Of course this is going to be a Rogan.