The untold story of mike newton (well kinda).

Oh gosh that new girl is talking to me. She wants to know if I want to go out with her. WOW! That was fast we are at our wedding. Hey why is that Cullen kid talking to my wife? She is laughing. OH CRAP!!! now she wants a divorce! Now she is all mad at me cause I told her no. where is she going with Cullen? I can't even call for her. I am an idiot! I never asked for her name. The rest of the Cullen kids are pushing me off a cliff. Wait where did that cliff come from? This makes no sense. They just pushed me off! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a weird dream. I wounder what the new girl looks like. And why does Jessica keep looking at me like that? It's like she is thinking of asking me something, but then gets nervous and doesn't. Maybe she wants to be my ggiirr......... nah! I am probably imagining things. Ugh I have to go to school. Hhheeeyyyy the new girl is pretty cute. Who am I kidding she is smoking hot! I should talk to her. Wait why is Eric talking to her? I was supposed to talk to her first.

A few weeks later

I asked her to the dance! But she said no. then I saw her talking to Cullen. Now I guess they are going out. He friggen sucks. So I decided to follow him when he went "camping" with his brothers. No not even with his whole family like he says he does. But I saw them well no I couldn't really see them but when they stopped that Emmet had a bear, Edward had a mountain lion and Jasper had a deer. Then they started drinking the animals' blood. I think they are vampire but I think I will keep their secret. For now. I. Hate. Those. People.

If you want more ( which I know u won't) then give me ideas. Srry if it is lame but this is my first story and I thought it would be nice to write about someone that no one really knows about. So thnxs for reading.