How Schwarz Eats a Reeses
Autors Note: Just…just hit me…U.U;;
Disclaimers: Don't own'em…Just want'em….really really badly……soooo….gimme money…..need Farf plush…..yeah…I'm stupid…
Interviewee (Author: Weee!!! ^^) #1 Brad Crawford
Ro-chan: So Bradley-chan, how do you eat a Reeses? ^^ -?
Crawford: -_-;; I don't eat candy, I'm too bastardly for candy.
Ro-chan: ^^;; Okie….moving on..
Interviewee #2 Naoe Nagi
Ro-chan: Nagi-ster! How do you eat a Reeses? ^^
Nagi: *looks away from comp to Ro* Huh..? Oh…it's you ….
Ro: ^.^ So…how do you do it? Hmmmm?
Nagi: *turns bright red* That's none of your business!!
Ro: ……*snorts, thens laughs* No baka, how do you eat a Reeses!
Nagi: Reeses? …what is this…'Reeses'?
Ro: *blink blink* You really do stay at the comp all the time, don't you?
Nagi: *back at the comp, typing away obliviously*
Ro: Uh…yeah…..^^;; Next.
Interviewee # 3 Schuldich
Ro: Schu-schu!! *glomp* ^^
Schu: Ahh! Get it off me!
Ro: ^^;; *lets go reluctantly*
Schu: And just why are you here?*glare*
Ro: Aw, don't be so mean…
Schu: *glare of death*
Ro: ANYway…How do you eat a Reeses?
Schu: Why should I tell you?
Ro: Not me, all of your adoring fans watching..^^;;;
Schu: I'm on TV?
Ro: Only if you tell me how you eat a Reeses.. ^^
Schu: Oh, okay then! ^^ *shoves Ro away* Well, first *pulls out a Reeses from hammer space* I take the wrapper off, then I take it and -- *screen goes black*
Ro: Due to the strong sexual content of this part of the interview we had to edit it to keep our PG rating…^^;; Sorry about this folks…
*screen goes back to Schu*
Schu: *half clothed and panting*…and that's how I eat a Resses. ^^
Ro: *walks cautiously back into view* …….
Interviewee # 4 Farfarello
Ro: And now, for the last interviewee, Farfarello! ^^ *bloody pulsing hearts*
Farf: *pokes one of the hearts with his knife* I bet that hurts God…
Ro: Most likely not, but anyway….how do you eat a Reeses, Farfarello-sama? ^^ -?
Farf: Well, first I take my knife and cut the paper away.. *does so, leaving only a lil bit of the center of the Resses left* Then I take my knife and cut it into tiny pieces *does this as well* And next I eat the pieces *munch munch*
Ro: *startes, shocked he didn't do anything overly creepy*
Farf: Then – *screen again goes blank*
Ro: ^^;; Due to extreme voilent content and major God hurting I can't show this part either….Gomen nasai minna-san!
*screen goes back to Farf and Ro*
Farf: *panting and bloody, with some of the Reeses wrapper hanging out of his mouth* And that's how you hurt God when you eat a Reeses… ^. #
*Ro, and all that are left standing sweatdrop*
Ro: Uh….and that concludes "How Schwarz Eat A Reeses" … I hope you enjoyed this cuz I'm going to jump Farf now so, JA NE MINNA-SAN! *drags the psychopathic Irish off*
~OWARI~
Autors Note: Just…just hit me…U.U;;
Disclaimers: Don't own'em…Just want'em….really really badly……soooo….gimme money…..need Farf plush…..yeah…I'm stupid…
Interviewee (Author: Weee!!! ^^) #1 Brad Crawford
Ro-chan: So Bradley-chan, how do you eat a Reeses? ^^ -?
Crawford: -_-;; I don't eat candy, I'm too bastardly for candy.
Ro-chan: ^^;; Okie….moving on..
Interviewee #2 Naoe Nagi
Ro-chan: Nagi-ster! How do you eat a Reeses? ^^
Nagi: *looks away from comp to Ro* Huh..? Oh…it's you ….
Ro: ^.^ So…how do you do it? Hmmmm?
Nagi: *turns bright red* That's none of your business!!
Ro: ……*snorts, thens laughs* No baka, how do you eat a Reeses!
Nagi: Reeses? …what is this…'Reeses'?
Ro: *blink blink* You really do stay at the comp all the time, don't you?
Nagi: *back at the comp, typing away obliviously*
Ro: Uh…yeah…..^^;; Next.
Interviewee # 3 Schuldich
Ro: Schu-schu!! *glomp* ^^
Schu: Ahh! Get it off me!
Ro: ^^;; *lets go reluctantly*
Schu: And just why are you here?*glare*
Ro: Aw, don't be so mean…
Schu: *glare of death*
Ro: ANYway…How do you eat a Reeses?
Schu: Why should I tell you?
Ro: Not me, all of your adoring fans watching..^^;;;
Schu: I'm on TV?
Ro: Only if you tell me how you eat a Reeses.. ^^
Schu: Oh, okay then! ^^ *shoves Ro away* Well, first *pulls out a Reeses from hammer space* I take the wrapper off, then I take it and -- *screen goes black*
Ro: Due to the strong sexual content of this part of the interview we had to edit it to keep our PG rating…^^;; Sorry about this folks…
*screen goes back to Schu*
Schu: *half clothed and panting*…and that's how I eat a Resses. ^^
Ro: *walks cautiously back into view* …….
Interviewee # 4 Farfarello
Ro: And now, for the last interviewee, Farfarello! ^^ *bloody pulsing hearts*
Farf: *pokes one of the hearts with his knife* I bet that hurts God…
Ro: Most likely not, but anyway….how do you eat a Reeses, Farfarello-sama? ^^ -?
Farf: Well, first I take my knife and cut the paper away.. *does so, leaving only a lil bit of the center of the Resses left* Then I take my knife and cut it into tiny pieces *does this as well* And next I eat the pieces *munch munch*
Ro: *startes, shocked he didn't do anything overly creepy*
Farf: Then – *screen again goes blank*
Ro: ^^;; Due to extreme voilent content and major God hurting I can't show this part either….Gomen nasai minna-san!
*screen goes back to Farf and Ro*
Farf: *panting and bloody, with some of the Reeses wrapper hanging out of his mouth* And that's how you hurt God when you eat a Reeses… ^. #
*Ro, and all that are left standing sweatdrop*
Ro: Uh….and that concludes "How Schwarz Eat A Reeses" … I hope you enjoyed this cuz I'm going to jump Farf now so, JA NE MINNA-SAN! *drags the psychopathic Irish off*
~OWARI~