WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SLASH, COARSE LANGUAGE, INTENSE VIOLENCE, MILD SEXUAL THEMES, AND WORST OF ALL, O/CS! D: DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
Macavity's Diary, September the 17th, 1992
Hello there. It seems that you have stumbled upon my diary. I suppose, first thing's first, I should introduce myself.
I am Macavity. You may have heard of me, as I hear that I caused quite a bit of controversy even before I was born. You see, Mother was never "legally" mated to anyone, though that didn't stop her from having me, evidently. However, this wasn't where the larger problem arose. Sure, it was news, but it was nothing that hadn't happened before. Who cares?
No, the problem arose when it came down to finding out who my father really was. It turns out he was none other than Old Deuteronomy, who I suspect will still be famous by the time this is found. In case he isn't, he is the leader of the Jellicle tribe, highly respected, and needless to say, didn't take very kindly to accusations of adultery.
So basically, growing up I was somewhat disliked. Whatever. I got by. And now, in my later years, people are starting to notice that I'm not actually that bad. In any case, that's where I'm coming from. But none of that's really important, because I really wouldn't care if nobody else did. Fuck this pen. I'll have you know, the only reason I'm writing this in pen is so that it can't be edited. But fuck it's annoying not being able to erase stuff. Oh well.
Anyways, some interesting stuff about me: I'm one life old, I recently started going to school, I'm a tom, I'm mostly red...Ratzen and Jed call me Ginger ... Assholes ... But as I was saying, I'm also very independent, and have been able to live alone ever since Mother PAsseD oN. Mostly I mooch rats off larger cats and steal from humans. Oh, and one more interesting thing about me: I'm the first tom in Deuteronomy's family history to like Toms. You know, instead of Queens. But nobody knows that yet. So keep it quiet.