~a/n~

this time we're going for a more…different approach to these talk shows...

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there is a with three drinking glasses and three chairs behind it, one with the Twilight Zone spiral on it (middle) one with a white snake on it (stage right), and one with a symbol of the blue lotus on it (stage left). Behind it is a large TV. The camera zooms in on the TV, which the words "the inter-universe talk show" are seen. The crowd applauds. Through the fire and the Flames starts playing, as a king (who's eyes and crown jewels resemble the Twilight Zone Spiral), and two Shinobi, (who are about Hanabi's age in the Shippuden (Naruto)) one from the Village Hidden in the Valley, the other has a gold-plated Konohagakure headband (and is paler than the Moon itself), walk onto the set from the left. They take a seat, the king in the Spiraled chair, the PALE one in the right chair, and the one from the Valley in the left chair. All three stare at the camera.

King: this is…THE TWILIGHT ZONE! –uses a Force Push, knocking Fangirls into the Pit of Death from 300 and Meet the Spartans.

Pale one: hey everyone…

The one from the Valley: and welcome to…

All 3: THE INTER-UNIVERSE TALK SHOW!!!

The camera zooms in on the TV, which displays Naruto and Hinata making out, Kairi and Sora sharing a Paopu, Sakura glomping Sasuke, Ino and Sai holding hands, Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade's wedding ceremony, Inuyasha Marking Kagome, Vaan and Penelo dating, Vincent giving Yuffie a hickey, and Hiashi (with an expression that says "turn that camera off!!). Then, the camera zooms back out and focuses back on the hosts.

King: well, since we don't have anyone to interview or topics to discuss, we may as well introduce ourselves. I am Draconus Randoglious III, the King of Randomness.

Pale: I am Shiro Yamata, Guardian of Necronomicon Ex Mortis and Jinchuriki of Hachibi: Yamata no Orochi.

Valley: I am Anzu Tadayuki, the Jedi-Shinobi of the Blue Lotus.

Fangirl: I LOVE YOU!!!

KoR: how did she get in!? SECURITY!!

Sec.: CODE RED CODE RED!! SWARM! SWARM!!!

The Fangirl gets ripped apart by massive machines that she was chained to.

KoR: thanks Jigsaw.

Jigsaw: no problem. –walks out of the set altogether and back to the set of the Saw films.

~a/n~

hey it's me. In order to do an interview or topic, you must give it to me in a review, or I must think of one myself.

Thank you. R&R!