How to Annoy Black Cat Characters

Hello~! I'm Karrot! This is my first Black Cat fanficcy, so I'll start it simply. I hope you'll enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Black Cat

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Ask him why he would drink such a 'disgusting' drink like milk? (Actually, I like 'cold' milk, but I hate it when it's warm or hot. -.-')

Yell out to him: "WHAT?! You are 23?! You're OLD!"

Ask him why his name is 'Train'. Tell him it's a good travelling name.

Ask Shao to disguise himself as Saya and at least say 'Hi' to Train and run like hell!

Call those weights on his shirt "DOHNUTS!"

Tell him he has been fatter than usual, since he ate so much lately.

Call him the kid.

Steal his milk and replace them into empty milk glasses.

Ask him if he's a sweeper, which he obviously says yes, hand him a broom stick and also tell him to sweep the floor.

Steal his bell.

Steal his food!

Ask him what does 'Hades' mean. And say it sounds weird for a gun.

Tell him Sephiria loves him. (I don't know if Train would get irritated… but it's mentioning one of the 'chrono numbers') ^^

Tell him his shirt looks really weird.

Tell him if he wears what Kyoko gives him to wear looks even better than his dohnuts.

Tell him that Creed would stalk him one night.

Force him to eat extremely chilly things.

Shoot Train with a fake bullet with red paint splitting out and tell him he has become a kid again (or anything you want him to become. Became a girl, a cat etc.)!

If Train tries to eat, yell out to him: "It's poisoned!"

Tell him he looks more like a dog than a cat.

Ask him why he joined Chronos.

Tell him his eyes freaks the little kids out. (Well, I love his eyes~!)

Ask him that is it natural that his hair grew so spiky.

Tell him Kyoko is going to chase him in any minute.

Tell Train how good, how great, how beautiful Chrono Numbers are for half an hour. ^^"

Wow... That's pretty silly... But me tried my best~! The next chappie will be for Lin Shaolee (No.X)!!! My favorite character! KYAAA~!!! (cough cough*. Hehe, I hope you enjoyed the chappie for Train-kun!

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