Author && Authoress: Jaytosh and Elchamp/xxlinamariexx
Disclaimer: Kay, I'll make this brief. I don't own nor ever will I. (sadly D': )
Rated: This chapter is total PG. But it may even get as bad as M in later chaps. This is all up to my dear friend here. :ahem:
WARNINGS: THIS IS SLASH, YAOI, MXM, DXJ, GUY ON GUY, GUY LOVES GUY, GUY THAT LOVES GUY IS GUY'S STEP-BROTHER, NO REAL INCEST. I swear to high heavens if you have a problem with any of that you should NOT read. Any one homophobe who does is reading at their own risk. DO NOT flame for something as stupid this. In this chapter, though, there is no REAL kissing or any kind of mush like that so no worries…….. For now. :x
A/N: Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, this is a story. Actually, more like a sequel to a story that I, the Authoress, had written previously. Btw, this is Elchamp speaking and it's my account, but Jaytosh is my new trusty sidekick. 3 Much, of his input is in this fic and others to come soon as well. We're gonna try to get some chappies done before we post. It's not actually even a sequel I just didn't reallyyy like the last one so I'm redoing it as part of the sequel and writing a multiple chapter for once. I'm not fond of these sadly. : ( Anyhoot. ONWARDS!
PS -- You should DEFFINATLY read ANY footnotes. Their our best friends. XD
CH.1
…SUPER DUPER MAN DRAKE…
Drake liked to think of himself as a role model most of the time. There was nothing he couldn't do in his point of view. Scratch that. There was a lot he couldn't do. Like spell the word sophisticated. But superheroes weren't sophisticated, they knocked out walls and made life hell for bad guys. Not sophisticated. So who cared? Besides for Josh. He would probably say something stupid like "That's only when they're in uniform, but when people are looking they are a whole different person." By the time Josh had spoken the word 'only', Drake would have already been ignoring him anyways. But back to the point.
Drake was like a superhero. At least, he'd liked to think so. So maybe he was missing some 'special powers'. He couldn't fly, unless he took an airplane somewhere. But Drake bluntly refused to go anywhere that was higher than his roof because of so many 'incidents'. Like the time when Josh and him got stuck in the helicopter. Or even the time when they had to go chasing after Megan to LA. Even though both times were somewhat his fault, using somewhat very lightly, he still refused. Flying was bad luck, so it was out of the question. Drake could run really really fast though. There was one super power. He couldn't turn invisible. Though Drake didn't see the point. Who would NOT want to be seen by other people? In short, Drake had no super powers. But that still didn't stop him from being a super hero. Super hero's were more than that. They had women who loved them. And Drake was LOVED by women. Sometimes they were even mistaken for bad guys when they were only trying to help. Drake could heartedly agree with that. There was a lot of times Drake got grounded for something that wasn't his fault. Most of the cases concerning Megan. Others were just necessary. Like the time with the helicopter. Who would pass down the chance to jump off the side of a helicopter? Those kind of people were just insane. Drake wasn't insane.
There was just one thing that made Drake different from super heroes though. Besides for having no super powers Drake had a brother. Step-brother. Named Josh. Who sometimes shared his glory. Except when it came to girls. But he never mind. Josh was like his alter-ego. He was so different but he couldn't help that he was some kind of part of him. Drake would tell Josh that he cared more if it wasn't for his pride. That was another thing super heroes had, pride. But Drake was Drake, so he never expressed that he did care much. But that never seemed to stop Josh. Josh was always there by his side through the worst. Except for the time when Josh truly hadn't for given him. And at that time Drake felt completely alone. So he vowed never to piss Josh off that bad again. So as Drake saw, as he saw many thing because he was like a super hero, Josh was his sidekick. Till death do them part.
"Drake."
No answer.
"Drake?"
Snore.
"Drrrrrrrrake."
A blunt "Go away" was heard.
Josh leaned up real close to his ear, he could almost kiss it, "DRAKE!" (1)
Drake jumped. Josh sighed.
"Wh- What the heck Josh?!"
Josh rolled his eyes at his brother, "It's time to get up dude, its like, almost 8. I'm NOT going to be late again."
"It's not 8 it's daylight savings time, we still have another hour," Drake tried in vain, and laid back down.
"Nuh-uh. NO way," Josh exasperated, " GET UP."
Josh ripped the covers off of Drake, and poor Drake, very nearly naked except for his boxers, missed the warmth. Josh tried his hardest not to look.
"I think I have the measles today…"
Josh sighed again, "Drake you can't use that you already used that last week. Get dressed please?"
Drake couldn't fight with his brother when he gave him that tone, so he got up and gave his brother a good wack in the head. And proceeded to get dressed.
"Ow! What was that for?" Josh exclaimed.
"For being a sidekick," Drake said dazedly.
"What?" he asked. Drake did tend to be delusional in the morning.
"Just a dream."
"Whatever, just get dressed."
Josh turned his head. Lately Josh couldn't bring himself to look at Drake. Drake hadn't noticed, but that wasn't new. Josh had started feeling something new. He didn't know what it was. It was just a feeling. But it kind of shocked him. He started thinking of things that Josh knew he definitely shouldn't be thinking of. He had even had a dream that he kissed Drake last night, KISSED him. It was very unsettling. But that wasn't all unfortunately. Drake had said once that he was going to take a shower, and without realizing what was coming out of his mouth Josh said, "Can I join you?" That had stopped Drake dead in his tracks and he turned around to stare at his brother. Josh couldn't explain why he said that, and said he was just messing. Drake laughed and went on his way. But Josh wasn't laughing. He was fairly sure he had meant what he said. But Josh couldn't stop being around Drake. For one they shared a room, and two they were attached to each other like super glue. So to put it point blank, Josh was stuck on him.
"Dude what are you doing?" Drake looked around at his brother and saw him closely examining his shoe laces.
"Hmm, what?" Josh was startled. He looked up to Drake who now, thankfully, had his pants on and was giving him an inquiring look, " Oh, um, one lace looked bigger than the other?"
"Ooookay…" Only Josh would care about something like that.
Drake turned his gaze away from him and looked at the many selection of shirts hanging in the closet. Rubbing the sleep out of his eyes Drake stretched.
Obviously still having to avert his attention to something else Josh asked, "Oh my god, how many shirts do you need?"
"Enough for every day of the week," Drake replied.
"That looks like enough for everyday of the year."
Drake rolled his eyes and picked two shirts that he favored out of the selection and held them up side by side, "Which one?"
Josh looked at the shirts, "Are you serious?"
"Duh. C'mon which one looks better?"
"Only a girl would ask that."
"Only a geek would know that."
"Oh my-- Drake can we just go?" Josh didn't like arguing with his brother this early in the morn.
"Not until you tell me which one," Drake held steadfast.
"There the same color!"
"SO? They have different colored prints. It matters."
"No it doesn't. They both match."(2)
"But which one LOOKS better. If you hurry up and decide the faster we can get out of here, bro."
Not wanting to fight anymore Josh picked, " The one with crazy weird symbol on the side."
"This one?" Drake held up the shirt on his right hand.
Josh glared.
"Alright! Fine." Drake threw the one he held up in the closet.
"What?! I said I liked that one!" Josh exclaimed.
"Which is exactly why I'm not wearing it," Drake explained and threw the other shirt over his head.
"If you were just going to contradict me, why did you ask?" Josh said.
Drake grinned, "I wanted to make you feel important."
"Ugh, whatev. Lets head out."
"To the Batmobile, Robin!" Drake grabbed his books that he took home to make it look like he actually studied and ran out the door past Josh.(3)
"What the--" Josh said to thin air and made a face. Poor Josh, he couldn't help Drake was his brother.
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(1) :I'm sorry I couldn't help myself! xd It was just so perfect timing! Perfect I say!!
Jaytosh: OMIGAWD yesh. Wonderful, wonderful El.
Jaytosh: We should have made him do it. 3
: Rotf. Soon, soon. Lawdy.
Jaytosh: XD
(2) Jaytosh: I say we forget the damn shirt and shmex.
Jaytosh: Dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Bahahaha.
: Jay! Damn you… Don't ruin it for the readersssss!
: OR the plot for that matter. They'll be enough of that later. :D
Jaytosh: Pffft. Why can't they just do it now?!
Jaytosh: He's only HALF dressed.
: Hmm….. That is a good point. But alas, it will ruin everything. ::poutpoutpout::
:OMG. That brings up ANOTHER point. Who, my good man, who will be seme?!
Jaytosh: *le gasp!* We have yet to ponder that idea! LETS GET ON IT!
XDDDDDDD!
(3)Jaytosh: That was total ingenious on our part. X3
: Ha. I know.
: Can you just picture Josh in tights??
Jaytosh: Omgawd! Its pure insanity. :o
Jaytosh: Yes, I think we've definitely hit the wall this time around….
: You read my mind! Dude, I don't think we're even in fan fiction anymore.
Jaytosh: Quick El! Tap your magical red Jimmy 2's! Oh lordyyyyy.
: ::dies from laughter:: I need a smoke. :dead:
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