"fozen time, open all the door and i wil-"
FA-FUCKFUCKFUCK!
*Gets out a gun and shots the t.v. repeeting-ly*
The Worst Sonic FanFiction Eveer
the festavel thing was under-way, it was like a bad rip off of super mario galexy, but the funny thing was, this game was made first.
everyone was singing about boats and hoes, the princess (being the dirty slut she was) was just waving and smiling like alittle bitch.
-*** * *** * *** *** * * SOUP *** * ****-
That guy in a cape gave the Princess (yes i'm calling her a princess becarse i don't know her name) a Stick with a fire on it, the princess was unimpressed by the stick.
"MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!"
the a giant ass Fire sweeped thought the city, killing everyone.
-MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION!-
That guy in a cape gave the Princess (yes i'm calling her a princess becarse i don't know her name) a Stick with a fire on it, the princess bowed like a boos
"WeEk LiNk, sOn oF tEaInG, foR tHe Shit" she said in a princess voice.
and as she did, spirt energy (or what ever the Fuq it's called) Fwooped thought the City making everyone really hard, and most of them cum.
the Princess waved as Fireworks went on in the background (or some shit like that)
AND THEN THE FIREWORKS TURNED INTO EXPLOTIONS AND MISSLES AND SHIT AND MUFFINS AND FLYINF DISCO TURDS, HITTING THAT GROUND AT THE SPEED OF PIG AND KILL SOME STUFF.
Eggman flu from the sky landing Boss like in this Thing.
"DA EGG-DA EGG-DA EGG-" He shouted making his way out of the ship.
"I'v come here to obtain THE SAGA GENASUS from you, and to take the key to it's secrets." the Princess was scared of his bald-ness.
"YOU'RE DICK" teh princess grabed the SAGA GENASUS thight-ly, still scared of him not having any hair
THEN, out from noWhere, a twerlWind started, teh princess looked around trying to forget about his bold head, but still scared she looked for comefart
"YEAH, suck my dick" the Princess looked to see who said that ( and the thing who made the twirlwind), she gasped
"you... It can't be!"
EXPLOTIONS!
Sonic JUMED LOKE A BOOS, distroying the enamyz and proberbly killing some people just for the Fun of it.
Jumping down nexted to a robot on a clif, it Wobbled, sonic just kciked it slightly with his foot and it Died.
MOAR FUCKING EXPLOTIONS!
sonic rushed to his Dam-sell in Dis-tress and said "I'm Sonic!"
and with a smile he picked up the Princess "Sonic the Kidnapper!" he then DASHED off like a boos.
"ATTACK!" eggmand commanded as missles Came.
"!KCATTA" eggmans commanded as missles came rushing back into this anus.
The Princess GASPED as Sonic nerly got them both KILLED, but he wasn't in the mood for killing...
-PIECE OF SHIT TRANSSION-
Silver stood on a lone building, the owners where proberbly pissed.
the the sang alittle song
IT'S DONEE~!
IT TOOK SO FUCKING LONG!1!1!1!
*cought*
anyway...
i'm bored as fuck, MAKING THE NEXT CHAPTER~! :D
Thanks go to YouTubePoop: the Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever
By Captpan6
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