Na: Wow! My first Yugioh fic! I am so proud of myself! The title 'The dark side of stupidity' pretty much explains the entire story…..okay not really but I am very hyper and destructive when provoked. So beware, careful any chance I get I shall bash Taia, and her friendship speeches. ((eye twitch)) Yugi and Joey are not gay! They may be kinda crazy, fruits but not gay. Mai….ya Mai is terrible.

Mai: HEY! You're so mean!

Na: Errrrrrrrrr time up ((presses a button, Mai falls through a hole in the floor))

Mai: ahhhhhhhhh

Na: bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, fear my button pushing abilities!

Disclaimer: I don not own the cast of Yugioh, and never really want to……other than Yami…..I wouldn't mind having him and his powers! We could take over the world together!

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Yuugi's room

Yuugi: Yami?

Yami: yes Yugi?

Yuugi: I'm bored!

Yami: Do something to amuse yourself, put together another puzzle that gives you another look alike pharoah, who by the way is way cooler than you'll ever hope to be.

Yuugi: Been there, done that….Wait! I know! Lets play the name game!

Yami: The name game?

Yuugi: ya! I'll start, Yami, Yami, pastramie, banana fanana, corn on the cobby, Yami!

Yami: That is the STUDIDEST song I have ever heard!

Yuugi: Stupid? It's not stupid! It's fun! You try…..let's see, Let's do Kaiba!

Kaiba, Kaiba, bo Biba, Banana fanana, oh Triba! Kaiba!

Yami: That is the funniest thing I have ever heard in a while! Kaiba is a rotten, no good, pathetic, girly man!

((Kaiba Corp))

Kaiba: Achooooooo!

Mokuba: You okay Seto?

Kaiba: I don't know, I think I' getting sick.

Mokuba: An old folk tale says that if you sneeze someone is saying bad things about you.

((Back at Yuugi's))

Yuugi: Wow Yami I didn't know that you hated Kaiba that much.

Yami: Okay first he doesn't think I exists and you always get all the credit for my duels!

Joey: ((Bursts through the door)) Yuugi!

Yuggi: What is it Joey!

Joey: Tai was hit by a truck!

Yuugi: noooooooooooooo!

Yami: ((inside Yuugi's head)) YES! No more stupid friendship speeches!

Joey: But she lived and went to the hospital!

Yuugi: Is she okay?

Yami: Crap!

Joey: But then the hospital blew up!

Yuugi: Nooooooo, Taia!

Yami: Yes!

Joey: But she was saved!

Yuugi: Yay!

Yami: Dieeeeeeeeeee!

Joey: But the person who saved her was a hired assisan!

Yuugi: Gasp!

Yami: bwhahahahahahahahaha!

Joey: But the assissian was caught by the police, Taia is fine.

Yami: there goes 200,000 yen down the drain.

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Na: okay how did you like it? Yami's cool when he's evil, huh!

Yami: Here me roar

Na: --' ugh, okay Yami the badboy image is cool in the manga, but the tight leather pants in the anime……brrrrrrrrr.