Hello dudes. This is a random thing I'm gonna co write with my mate Tom because he wanted to write something. Tom has never watched JoA in his life but huh? Whatever. In fact, this is gonna be misc. so we can throw in whatever we want. So this is a JoA crossover with our warped minds. Expect rondomation.
Tom has a cartoon character called bob. In this fic, Joan shall meet bob.
Bob is an illegal alien. But his apperence is suprisingly human like.
'Um, hey Joan.'
'Do I know you?'
'Yes. I'm bob, remember?'
'No, because we've never met.'
'Okay then, Hi, I'm bob, nice to meet you Joan.'
'How the hell do you know my name?'
'Okay then, hi, I'm bob, nice to meet you. What's your name?'
'Joan? You know it already! How?'
'Dunno. Cuz I don't have alien mind-reading powers, no.'
'Huh?'
'It's on your nametag.'
'Ah. So it is.'
(A.N. lemmingally gave me that line so officially there's 3 of us now.)
'So do you wanna like, go out sometime?'
'No?'
'But I'm not an alien!'
'Did I say you were?'
'Didn't you? Oh shit!'
'I'm leaving now.'
'I thought you worked here… hence the nametag.'
'Oh, yeah… Then you leave!'
'No.'
'What?'
'Nooooooooooooooooo.'
'Piss off befor I call the manager!'
'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.'
(A.N. It's like the kind of no in films where somone dies and their partner goes Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (x50mill) Tis' very dramtic)
'Out now!'
'Okay then.' Bob leaves, crying green tears. (Poor alien dude, bless his lil' cotton socks)
That was a hezzie and Tom and Lemmingally fic. Cheers for reading, we love you and you rock. Now review! (who knows, maybe joan and bob may meet again…)