THIS IS NOT MINE!!! MY FRIEND WROTE IT AND WAS TOO EMBARRASSED TO POST IT....so I did
Naruto was just walking down the street of Konoha, searching for a ramen stand. All the good places were closed and he was fresh out of Ramen at home! Luckily, he always stored some Ramen in Sasuke's house (He'd returned himself with tears in his eyes when Tobi said he wasn't pretty). And as he was heading toward the home of his best friend, Konahamaru dumped a pucket of pain alll over him! NOW HE WAS BLUE!
"NOOOOEEES!" Naruto cried but quickly got over it- he was hungry.
So eventually he made it to Sasuke's house. But ... Sasuke wasn't answering. So he let himself in like any other person would and ran straight to the cabinet to get the ramen and stick around to harrass Sasuke when he got back.
But .. Sasuke was at his house. He was just in his bedroom- half naked (top half, stupid) because he had just gotten out of the shower and didn't want to deal with Naruto.
When he realized that Naruto wasn't leaving he stuck his head out in impatience... only to realize that Naruto was ... blue... a very ATTRACTIVE blue... He thought that he might faint from the heat he was feeling.
Ever since Orochimaru he had fantasies increasingly about guys...
So why not Naruto? They had kissed- and even Naruto had to admit that is felt soooo good.
"Oh... Naruto! Help me!" Sasuke said with a sensual growl. His eyebrows raised up and down as the blonde bomb shell came into view.
"WHAT SASUKE! WHAT IS IT! OMG! YOU DIDN'T SEE OROCHIMARU AGAIN, DID YOU!" He near screamed with panic. Last time Orochimaru had taken over Sasuke he started hitting on Tsunade which for a moment made Naruto think of him as straight... to his relief he was merely possessed by a feminine, mentally screwed ninja.
"No, Naruto. I need you to see if there's sand in my eye!"
Naruto dumbly conceded.... but as Naruto moved in closer to look in Sasuke's eyes Sasuke grasped the back of Naruto's head, pulled him closer, and kissed Naruto's lips! Naruto kissed back since it was obvious he was never going to get laid by Sakura and the difference between Sakura and Sasuke wasn't much, right? I mean- they both begin with Sa, don't they?
Things were getting Steamy when Sakura walked in and didn't gasp- but cried. The only two people she ever had her misconceived 'love' for had chosen each other- instead of her. She cried and impaled herself with Sasuke's kitchen knife. The new couple laughed and carried on with their love....
The end
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