The Girls of Class 3-E

Disclaimer: I do not own Assassination Classroom. The rightful owner of the manga is Matsui Yūsei. My name is not Matsui Yūsei.

Summary: In which the girls decide to have 'fun' for today. They all start acting strange. The boys have questions.


It was very early in the morning. Daybreak had just started to show and wide awake in the middle of the city, a group of girls gathered together. Everyone was dressed in the uniform belonging to Kunugigaoka Junior High School. A very infamous school but none of them really had that aura of belonging to the school. They were loud and eager, some girls were nervous.

"Ready girls?" Rio asked with a grin. Tōka and Megu fist bumped each for good luck. Kirara and Yukiko shared a glance, both smirking inwardly. The girls of Class 3-E were ready.

Today was the day.

Kaede nodded her head, determined. I can do this! She thought to herself encouragingly, knowing very well she could pull off any act thrown her way. Next to her, Manami shook with unease. Kaede sweat dropped. Can she do it? The green haired girl thought with worry. As she tried to calm her down, Rio continued.

"Here it is girls." The blonde exclaimed excitedly as she presented a hat. "Here are the options. And remember, no acting or expressing any other type than what's written on the paper. Whatever the paper says, you are devout to the end. From day to night. Now who's first?" Rio asked as she tossed the hat, mixing up small pieces of torn up paper.

Unease settled in most of the girls but despite it, a small hint of amusement and curiosity swelled in them. However, no one offered to go first. Looking around, everyone was looking to one another, wanting someone to go up. Megu decided to lead her friends.

"Let's go by roll call." She suggested. "It seems fair that way." The girls nodded their head.

"Good idea Megu-chan!" Tōka sighed with relief. Hinano nodded her head in agreement.

"I can always count on my girl to think of something good." Rio looked to Yuzuki, who nodded her head.

"Then," Hinata started as she stepped up nervously, "I guess I'm first?" Rio grinned as the petite girl reached her hand into the hat and pulled out a paper. The flexible brunette gulped as she, very slowly, opened the paper. This is it. This will decided my fate for today.

"Don't hold the suspense!" Rio hissed, eager to find out. Tōka nodded her head in agreement.

"Yeah Hinata-chan! Don't leave us waiting!" Tōka fist bumped into the air. As she did so, her fairly large breasts bounced. Hinata and Kaede mentally scowled at their classmates.

"Alright then!" Nearly ripping the small paper open, Hinata read the act she was going to pull off today. "Girls, girls, girls is what you want today. Act like a pi—A PIMP DADDY!?" Hinata hollered with a red face. All of a sudden, everyone started cracking up. Hinata could feel the embarrassment flame through her cheeks. "WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS?!" Hinata raised a fist and glared at Rio. "It was you, wasn't it?" She accused.

Rio, laughing and barely able to form a coherent sentence, shook her head. "Ahaha! N-No! Hahahaha! N-Not m-m-me, ahahah!" Rio slapped a knee for good humor. Scowling, Hinata crunched the damned paper in her hands.

I-I'm gonna have to act l-like... That pervert! An image of Hiroto appeared in her head. Hinata growled to herself. A hand was suddenly placed on her shoulder. Looking up, she saw Tōka give her a small smile.

"Don't worry. We're all in this together, we'll help you pull it off." Tōka spoke in a soft and sweet manner. Hinata felt her lips pull upwards.

"Really? You guys will help?" She asked as the laughter around them died down. Hope started to fill Hinata's small frame.

"Of course!" Tōka cheered. "...pimp daddy." The larger girl smirked and the laughter started again. Hinata rolled her eyes and roughly pulled herself away from Tōka's hand.

She's such a bitch sometimes. Hinata mentally noted as she huffed. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Who's next?" Asked Hinata over the girl's laughter. She looked to her left to find a girl even smaller than herself. "Okuda-chan?"

At the sound of her last name, Manami stopped her small giggles and gulped. Oh no. She thought with desperation. I'm next? Already? It's too soon! Noticing the small girl's hesitation, Rio skipped right in front of her and put an arm around Manami's shoulders.

"Don't fret Manami!" The blonde cheered and lightly kissed her cheek for good measure. Kaede and Yukiko's eyes widened at the very friendly...gesture. In fact, most girl's stopped laughing just to look at the two. "You'll do fine~!" Rio put the hat in front of her. "Now...pick one." No one but Manami could hear the deep threat lingering in the sugary tone Rio had used.

She gulped.

I knew I shouldn't have had Rio force me into this. Cursing her luck, Manami slowly and very warily placed a hand in the hat. She felt around for the softest paper she could find. Sucking in a deep breath, Manami pulled out a piece of paper smaller than even Hinata's. Slowly opening it, Manami read it's contents and nearly fainted on the spot.

Rio, who still had her arm wrapped around Manami, was curious when she felt the small girl tremble. She leaned over to read Manami's slip and burst out laughing.

"THIS IS TOO RICH!" Rio boomed and pulled her arm away.

"What does it say?" Kaede asked, curious and a bit protective of her friend.

"I-It says!" She gasped and gently grabbed Manami's hand to read the paper. "Don't be afraid t-to be touched! M-Masochism is fun!" Kaede's eyes widened with realization as the girl's erupted in laughter again. Manami sniffed and sulked.

"Wh-Who would write such a th-thing?" She muttered under her breath with soft gasps. Kaede brought Manami gently into her arms.

"Only a fool." She comforted. Yukiko put a hand on Manami's shoulder for support. "Don't worry Manami-chan. All you have to do is try not to touch someone. How hard can it be?" Kaede asked. At the mere words, Manami smiled.

"You're right. I'll just keep to myself." The chemist exclaimed. "Besides, no one ever touches me!" The raven haired girl brightened at her own words.

"Yeesh." Rio exclaimed with a little frown. She wasn't sure if it was a good or bad thing that no one ever touched Manami. Except herself, of course. Meanwhile, Kaede grinned outside but on the inside, she was sweating.

No one can know it was me. Manami-chan must never find out. The green haired girl vowed. Smiling at her friend, Kaede looked around. "Okay, who's next? It's not me. I'm after... Kataoka-san?"

"That's me!" Megu called out and reached up confidently to Rio.

"You know, I'm surprised Megu-chan is up for this." Hinano whispered to Tōka. The brunette nodded her head.

"It surprised me too." She confessed.

"It doesn't hurt to have fun like this." Megu said while standing near Rio as she held her piece of paper. Truthfully, Megu wasn't up for it at all. But all of the girl's were already involved and she was the last to find out about their little game. Megu didn't like to not be involved with her friends. Opening her slip, the tall girl read aloud. "Rules don't apply to you today. Act rash and rebellious." For fuck's sake.

A round of giggles traveled within the girls.

Everyone knew how rule-abiding Megu was. She was always the one enforcing class rules.

Now she had to break them.

"This is not okay!" Megu scolded with pink cheeks. "Who wrote this?!" No one answered her as Rio walked to Kaede.

"Your turn!" She cheered. Kaede smiled as she put a hand inside.

How hard can this be? With eagerness, Kaede quickly put a hand in and out of the hat. Wasting no time, she read out loud with a grin. "You have no feelings today, you cold hearted...bitch." Kaede trailed off. The smile on her face from before was starting to crack.

"Ooohhh~!" The girls around her awed. Hinano faked a cry.

"Nooo~! I want my happy Kayaaanooo!" The orange haired girl playfully wrapped her arms around Kaede's neck. "Don't do it! Pick a different one!" Kaede patted Hinano's head.

"That wouldn't be fair." She replied. "I got this!"

"You sound pretty confident." Kirara spoke up. The girls turned to look at the dark girl. Placing her hands in the air, she added, "Just saying."

"I am." Kaede answered surely. Wanting to move the attention somewhere else, Kaede looked to her more composed friend. "It's your turn, right?"

Yukiko nodded her head and reached over to pull out her slip. Opening it, the beauty of Class 3-E said, "Today you will be nothing but a...a flirt. Flirt, flirt! Flirt away." Everyone watched as Yukiko neatly folded the paper with a smile.

Uh oh. Kaede and Manami thought.

"That's not a bad one!" Tōka loudly exclaimed. "I hope to get something similar to it!" Few girls nodded their heads.

"No kidding, that's a pretty decent one." Rio said as she traveled in front of Hinano. The small girl reached in. Megu gave an audible sigh.

I wish to have gotten that one instead. She told herself. The brunette suddenly thought of Taiga. A look of disgust flashed through her. On second thought...

"This game is shit."

Everyone quickly looked to Yukiko. Kirara, who was standing next to the beauty, raised a brow and folded her arms across her chest. Kaede and Manami took a step away. Yuzuki, who was close by, laughed nervously.

"D-Did you say something, Kanzaki-san?" Asked the short haired girl. Yukiko shook her head with a small giggle. A dark aura was around her and ever so subtly, every girl stepped away.

"A-Alright then." Hinano cheered a bit, trying to settle everyone in a lighter mood. "My turn!" She looked down to her neatly torn paper. "Please be one of the boys today." Read Hinano. Inspecting the type of paper it was, the writing, the word please, the neatly torn edges, and the fairly innocent request, Hinano knew Manami had written this. She cooed to the crowd and giggled once more. "This is so cute! But I'm already one of the boys!"

Ain't that the truth? Rio and Tōka thought, sweat dropping. "Alright! My turn!" Shouted the blonde as she dug through the pile. Suddenly, Rio smiled.

"This should be good." Yuzuki grinned. Rio returned the grin with her own as she pulled out a piece of paper. Opening, the blonde cleared her throat.

"Be a pervert today." She read. Megu, Tōka, and Hinano raised a suspicious brow. "Oh my goodness!" Rio gasped in mock horror as she pressed her palm to her face. "Who would ever write such a thing? Me? A pervert?! How atrocious!" Rio's close friends saw the relief flash in her baby blue eyes.

Scowling, Tōka grabbed the hat from her. "Stop faking Rio. You pansy." Rio chuckled and scratched the back of her head nervously. Everyone knew that Rio had somehow—purposely even—picked her own piece of paper.

Even the trickiest can be fearful.

"Who's next?" Asked the brunette as she lifted the hat.

"Me." Kirara stated as she walked up to Tōka. Reaching a hand inside the hat, she pulled out a sickeningly pink piece of paper. Just the sight of it made her wary (and want to puke). She almost put the slip back inside the hat but decided it wasn't worth it to show cowardliness in front of her classmates. The dark girl of Class 3-E heard a giggle close by and she knew whoever just laughed, knew what was on this paper. And Kirara felt the horror starting to sink in. The irony. Sighing and wanting to get it over with, Kirara opened the paper.

A sudden gust of cotton candy hit her.

GROSS. Growling, Kirara read, "Whoever gets this is lucky! Just be a very girly girl today!" The tone was cute but Kirara had spoken in such a flat voice, it was hard for the girls to imagine who wrote it. Kirara had a good idea though.

Only one person would be this kind and considerate of other students.

And it was Kirara's downfall.

Sumire-san. Cursed the scary girl as she shot a scowl to the cook of the class. Sumire caught the look and only shrugged her shoulders. Then the brunette laughed. Rolling her eyes, Kirara stepped down and settled with her unfortunate fate. Of all the bad luck in the world.

Tōka had seen the two girl's exchange a look and laughed to herself. "Alright!" She called out, shaking the hat. "Who's after Hazama-san?"

"I am." A quiet but sharp voice said. Rinka, the cool beauty, calmly walked over to Tōka and put a hand inside. "I can't believe I agreed to do this." She muttered and shot a quick glare to Hinano. Said girl giggled nervously.

"Why are you looking this way?" She asked innocently.

"Why indeed." Rinka said. There was a certain hiss to her voice that Hinano tried to ignore. Grabbing the piece of paper, Rinka read, "Be a neko today. You can't say anything in Japanese. Nya nya nya!" Goddammit. A blush stained Rinka's cheek. "What the hell is with these choices!?" She suddenly demanded, losing her cool and casual demeanor.

Rio, Yuzuki, Tōka, and even Megu started laughing.

Rinka growled. "Everyone's ideas are insane! Why do I have to do this!?"

"Nya?" Rio teased.

"Nya nya, nyaaa~?" Yuzuki added as she and Rio linked arms and smirked at Rinka. Wiggling their brows and doing cat motion with their hands, the two continued to mock the shooter of the class. Rinka's face continued to grow red.

"I hate this." She hissed at them.

"Nya, nya, nya!" Rio and Yuzuki laughed, causing others to laugh along with them.

"Now, now everyone." Megu interrupted and grabbed the hat from Tōka. She smiled at her friend before walking to Sumire. "It's your turn, right?" Sumire nodded her head and happily grabbed a piece of paper. It was a fairly large piece, torn without care.

Sumire read its contents. "Act like a mean sergeant to everyone, teachers included." The large-boned girl choked on her voice. "Oh my goodness." Everyone laughed, thinking it wasn't such a bad option. Sumire, however, was feeling slightly uncomfortable. The only people she was hard on was Kirara's group of friends (Itona not included). Sumire was finding it difficult to pull this through. I'm not sure if I can do this...

"Alright," Rio said looking around, "we got almost everyone. Who's after Hara-chan again?"

Yuzuki jumped up and down. "It's me! It's me!" She cheered and giddily ran up to the hat to pick out of the last to pieces of paper. Rio looked at her friend excitedly.

"Ohhh! This is gonna be great! Get a good one!" Rio high-fived Yuzuki. The rest of the girl's sweat-dropped and frowned. Out of everyone, Yuzuki was like a wild card. She could have something decent or something bad. Yuzuki could even pick out an innocent enough request and still turn it in into something hectic.

Nervously, everyone watched as Yuzuki pulled out her slip of paper and read what was on it. "Sadism." Yuzuki stared at her paper and looked to Rio. Both of their eyes brightened as devious looks crossed their features.

"YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!" Yuzuki and Rio hugged out their excitement in front of everyone.

"BEST CHOICE FOR YOU EVER GIRL!" Rio congratulated as if it was the best thing that ever happened to Yuzuki. Said girl just nodded her head as fake tears rolled down her cheeks.

"I KNOW!" Yuzuki squealed happily and suddenly let go. The manga-loving girl looked to Manami with predator eyes. The petite chemist gulped nervously. "And I have my perfect partner." A whirl of S&M situations idea played around in Yuzuki's head. Rio grinned deviously.

Best day ever. They thought.

God, help me. Manami prayed as she hid behind Yukiko.

"I'm the last, I guess." Tōka exclaimed and took the last sheet of paper. Everyone focused on the big-breasted girl as she read the last available request. "Pure princess love. The first boy you see is the boy you'll love for the entire day. End your day with a kiss!"

A set of whistles traveled through the group as Tōka blushed.

"Wh-what the!?" Tōka dropped the paper like it was burning metal. "Th-That! ...I'm wearing a blindfold."

"That's not fair!" Rio protested immediately with a pointed finger. "You can't do that! It's cheating!" Tōka shook her head and pressed her palms to her head.

"There's no rule that says we can't!" Tōka fired back, embarrassed. "B-Besides! You picked your own slip of paper! You're the cheater!" A round of nodding heads and murmurs passed throughout the girls. Rio bit her tongue back.

Damn, didn't expect her to turn this around on me. She thought with a sudden desperation. "I have no idea what you're talking about." Rio lied smoothly and straightened her cardigan. She pretended to dust off invisible dirt on her skirt. "But fine, wear the blindfold. It'll come off before this day is over." Casually, Rio folded her arms and grabbed the hat back from Megu. "Looks like everyone has picked one." She said. "Let's get ready for school."

"What about me?" A voice called from Sumire. Everyone turned to her as Sumire looked confused.

"It wasn't me." She said.

"Hara-saaan!" The cheerful voice playfully. Recognizing the tone, Sumire brought her phone out.

"Ritsu-chan!" Everyone shouted as Sumire showed the screen of her phone to everyone. Ritsu appeared before them with a sad smile.

"Do I also not get to join in the fun?" She asked. Yuzuki and Rio cried out to that.

"No way! Of course you get to join in!" Said Yuzuki.

"We're so sorry, we forgot about you Ritsu-chan." Rio added with gloom. Ritsu just smiled, glad to see how sincere her friends were.

"It's alright." The 2-D girl reassured. She kissed the screen. Several of the girl's cooed at the cuteness. "Then, can I be of any help?" There was a slight pause this question as some girl's considered it.

"I think you can." Tōka smiled at Sumire's phone. "Hey Ritsu, can you hack into everyone's phones and take pictures, record the audio, and store them in your system? I think it'll make for great memories later on. Maybe we can laugh later in the day looking over them." Ritsu nodded her head enthusiastically.

"Of course!"She smiled happily. "Even the teachers?" Ritsu asked.

"Why not?" Kaede added in. "I don't think they'll be too bothered, except Karasuma-sensei, but it will be fun all the more." Ritsu nodded her head in understanding and saluted to the girls.

"You got it! And don't worry, I won't be telling any of the boys~!" She sang and exited out. The moment she left, Megu began to walk away.

"Let's go get ready for school now. We can get there early if we leave now." Nodding their heads, everyone began to follow her until Rio and Yuzuki quickly pulled her back.

"What do you mean?" Rio asked innocently. Megu already didn't like where this was going.

"Yeah, you can't go to school dressed like that... Ms. Rebellious." Yuzuki put in as Megu frowned.

"What do you mean? It's my uniform." Replied the class representative.

"Exactly." Hinano piped up. "You can't be in uniform Miss Rule-breaker." Rio and Tōka were suddenly pulling on Megu's hands. "Let's go to my house! It's close by. We can all get ready there. Megu-chan, you can borrow some of my brother's clothes." Suggested Hinano as she began to lead the way. A loud NO! was heard and promptly ignored.

Most girls wanted to escape, but after seeing Megu being pulled away by the three girl's, everyone hesitantly followed after them. It wasn't like they were going to get away from Rio and Yuzuki any time soon. They would manage to find them and deal with each girl separately. It would only be a matter of time. With a deep sigh, the girls of Class 3-E walked to Hinano's house. They could do this. Their little game.

It was only one day.

How bad could it be?


(A/N: Very bad. Bwahaha! Hi guys! Short three-four shot here! I am working on the third chapter right now. I just really wanted to share this with you guys! Let's see how devious our girls can be and how well they can pull off their dares/missions! Very ooc in the next chapter, but I hope you have fun! Please look forward to chapter two, it's finished and I can't wait to read your responses! I had fun writing it at least.)