Things that are purple
Alfred sat bored out of his mind, listening to some bearded guy yelling at him for not stopping global warming, not saving the polar bears, yadda yadda yadda. Why did he have to bother him? It wasn't like it was his fault, and how long was he going to stand there anyway? He was taking up valuable eating time!
"And that's why you need to lower your fuel consumption. And don't even get me started on .......," He droned on, waving his fists around in frustration.
BLAH BLAH BLAH. That's what it sounded like. The same boring noise being repeated over and over again. Never had the hero wanted to bang his head against the wall so bad. But then the society for the prevention for cruelty for walls would be all over him. Damn it.
I'm hungry. What's for lunch? Hamburgers again!!! Yay, and fries and milkshake too!! Why can't I leave now? Would he notice if I snuck off? I wonder what Arties doing right now? I wonder if he could bring me a burger? Oh shit, he's brung out the wall chart. This is going to go on for a while. Need. Something. Interesting. What are some things that are purple?
"The date my scientists have collected proves my point fully, as you can see from this line here......"
Purple......purple.........purple fake fur? Ha, that would be so cool. Ivan would look so much more awesome if his jacket was made of purple fur. And....................purple cool aid. That's cool too. Arthur's face when I've sat on him for a long time. But that was just ONCE.
Grapes. Plums. That weird wine Francis gave me. Mutant cheese. Eggplants. Lilacs. That really hot dress Kiku made Arthur wear........and who can forget the most important purple thing. Barnie. God I love Barnie.
And because of his deep love for imaginary purple dinosaurs, Alfred sang the Barnie songs in his head for the rest of the meeting, meaning it was the best one ever.
And that night he and Arthur watched every old Barnie video they could find in Alfreds closet.
And Alfred lived happily ever after. Until Arthur was driven mad by the singing and set fire to his videos.
Ha, it only took me less than 20 minutes to write this today. Yay for Barnie!!!!! My Brother had this singing Barnie doll once, but sadly I killed it so I could use it's batteries in my microscope. :3 I think I still have a few old videos somewhere.