Sauranaura: Hello~! This is my first story! Hope you enjoy!
Sasuke: Yeah, whatever… just so you know, NARUTO IS MINE! So no copyrights infriction or I'll have your heads on the silver plate!
Sauranaura: Yeah… as you can see, Naruto belongs strictly to Sasuke only *sniff* I wish he was miiiine…! :'((
Sasuke: Well too bad...
Sauranaura: Anyways, enjoy! Xxx
A dark, scarlet-red blush arose in his cheeks as Iruka tried to figure out the best way to approach his adoptive son. He thought of a lot of subtle and not so subtle ways; ways that would inform without scarring the poor teen, but ended up only blushing even more, his heart thundering, as he slowly approached the bedroom of his son.
Knocking quietly, he listened to a soft grunt before allowing himself to enter.
A soft, tan body lied sprawled out on the floor in the middle of a bright, orange room, glistering lightly in the morning sun. Naruto had his nose buried in a guy's magazine with a poster of a pretty girl leaning against a shiny, red F1. Iruka almost smiled at his teen son's innocent posture, and how oblivious he was of what was there to come…
"Naruto," he murmured softly, bringing his son's attention to him. He kneeled down, and awkwardly cleared his throat.
Um… there's something I'd like to talk with you about," he started, feeling his blush spread to the tips of his ears and neck. His hands were already sweating, so he wiped them off on his sweatpants and cursing his lack. Where was Kakashi when you needed him? Naruto blinked, thinking nothing of it.
"Shoot," he encouraged him unsurely.
"Um… you see, you're already this age when a boy—I mean, a man—is starting to change, mostly body-wise, and start growing certain 'desires'. Do you understand what I'm trying to say?" he asked, feeling nothing could deepen his blush anymore. Naruto slowly nodded his face.
"Good. Now, I know you're in a relationship with Sasuke, and I don't mind that! However, this complicates things a bit… What I'm trying to say is, instead of 'flowers and bees,' as you know, there are bees and… bees. But don't worry, its completely normal!" he stammered out, swallowing loudly when he realised he was losing control of his voice, which rose in octaves from embarrassment.
Naruto stared at him for a long minute, before slowly, carefully, furrowing his eyebrows.
"Um, dad… are you trying to give me a sex talk?"he asked, his lips tugging down. Iruka swallowed again, slowly nodding his head in embarrassment.
"Oh," was all that the blond kitsune said, before shrugging.
"Don't worry yourself about it, I already know everything." He assured him…
"Wha—oh, Naruto, I think you misunderstands—" Iruka protested, leaning further in.
"Dad, I know what sex is. Just drop it." he pressed a soft tint of pink coming to his cheeks as well.
"No, Naruto! You don't understand, sex is—"
"Dad!" Naruto suddenly interrupts, sitting up with his arms and legs crossed.
"I'll say it for the last time: I know what sex is, in fact, I'm more informed than you considering that you and Kakashi-sensei only do it once every two or three days, and I and Sasuke do it every day, continuously, and at least three times depending on our surroundings, mood and weather! Really, I should be teaching you this!" he exclaims and in the same time, the door opens and Sasuke and Kakashi pop their heads in the doorway.
"Naruto, there you are… C'mon, it's spring: time for mating!" he announces, and enters the room, grabbing the blond by the hood of his jumper before dragging him out in a typical, 'caveman' style. In the same time, Kakashi hurls Iruka into his arms, looking quite annoyed.
"Come on, my sweet dolphin. I don't like losing to fifteen years old hormone-driven brats!"
And with that, it was the end to the not-so-needed father's talk about sex ed.