It was a beautiful, sunny day in Los Angeles. A car pulls up to an elementary school. This wasn't just any ordinay car, no.This was a limo. The car stops, and out steps none other than Chris Pratt. "Thank you, you may go now." Mr. Pratt says to his driver. He watches as the long black car dives away. He slowly begins to walk towards the play ground filled with kindergarteners and other elementary school kids. He stops almost in the center of the large paved area. He stands, staring at what appears to be nothing. Suddenly, he starts to slowly take off his shirt. Teachers and children are now beginning to stare. Chris Pratt has removed his shirt. In front of elementary school kids. He stands staring again. At nothing. He brings his hands up to his chest. "Mrs. Johnson, what's that man doing?", asks a young child. "I dont know little Billy. I dont know." says Mrs. Johnson, weakly. The actor moves his hands from his sides, and up to his chest. He grabs a hold of his nipples. He squeezed so tight, that they began to turn purple. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE", He screeches, pulling his nipple away from his chest. Chaos breaks out as children begin running in terror, back into the bullding. Back to safety. Finally, the playground is empty. A massive smile works its way across Mr. Pratt's face. His work is done. To be continued?