Authors notes : This is my first ever Fanfiction and i haven't really wrote a story since year 10 that was about two years.

So i am probably a bit rusty and as english was one of my worse subjects,

Please read & review

Key

'The' = thoughts

"The" = Speech

----------- = change of scene

The = shocking news or surpising events

Nerd-San Or Cool-Sama Chapter 1

A bright and sunny morning, which you would of expected as its summer in Japan. The sunshine came through a crack in-between the curtains which shined on the young manger's sleeping face.

The manger woke up due to the shining beams of light. He sat up from his futon stretching out his back and yawned, he then felt a sudden pain in his neck which caused him to shout in his normal feminine voice.

'I must have lain funny' he confusedly thought, as he rose to a standing position rubbing his neck. After that he got dressed in his normal attire purple jumper, yellow shirt and beige cargo trousers and not forgetting his pure white socks, about to leave his room he realized his vision was somewhat blurry. 'Oh yeah, my glasses' he goes over to his bedside to pick his square old fashioned glasses 'That's better' he walks out in to the direction of the stairs.

Walking down the stairs he smelt a scent in the air which he was accustomed to, he know it was Shinobu's cooking as he recognized the smell of the seasonings.

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When he finally made it down the stairs he headed to the dining room. Everyone was there, seeing his tenets there made his mind go on about them.

There is Aoyama Motoko, a tall (taller than me) kendoist who is very strong I think she is really amazing because she is only 15 and she is already loyal, disciplined and faithful to kendo. However she can be very serious and show no emotion at times, well she does have her weaknesses which are: A turtle, being feminine, her sister. She also deeply hates the male gender with ease; she thinks they are brainless perverted animals which is a big problem for me.

There is Konno "Kitsune" Mitsune, she is the same age as me (20 years old) and a freelance writer which I have never seen her work. She enjoys getting me in trouble with Naru (her best friend) and Motoko probably pretending that I'm a pervert. She also enjoys a good drink or two or six-pack or keg and the list just goes on and on, I really worry she will get some sort of liver damage at her age. However, she is very friendly and can be helpful at times, very few times.

There is Su Kaolla; everybody just calls her Su, she is a fourteen year old genius. I am telling the truth about she is a genius despite the fact that she can seem dim and simple mined most of the time. I regularly don't like children, but she is pretty fun to play with and has lots of energy. She likes me because I look like her "Nii-Sama"; however he has good manners and intelligence in most subjects which I don't have.

There is Narusegawa Naru; she is an eighteen year old high school student who is trying to get into Toudai like me. She has a high temper and inhuman strength which makes her a pain in my ass, at first I thought I loved her but later on I found out I just loved her beauty and I hated her personality. However she is quite knowledgeable, having getting one of the highest scores on the Toudai practice entry exam at the cram school we go to.

There is Maehara Shinobu; she is a thirteen year old school student and she is very shy. She is highly skilled in cooking (her food is delicious) and other house chores. I think she is in love with me because she acts weird around me and thinks me as a sempai even though I'm not really smart.

And finally myself; I am ,Urashima Keitaro and I am twenty years old. I am trying to get into Toudai, but I don't know why. After Grandma left the Hinata Inn (which changed into all girl dormitory, without my knowledge) I was forced to become the manger against the tenets wishes and I have secret which I only think about at night (so stop thinking about it, its morning).

Keitaro sat down in his seat and started to eat his breakfast (he thought it was tasty as always).Keitaro felt ignored by everything as they just talked among their selves, after breakfast went to his room to study.

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After studying for hours by himself, Keitaro felt tired more and more until his head dropped on to his textbooks which were on his desk; he was asleep.

Dream Start

Keitaro was standing in what seemed pitch black of nothingness.

"Hello, is anyone here?" Keitaro said panicking

"Motoko? Naru? Su?" He shouted out in dismay

"Hello Keitaro" A masculine voice that came behind him which Keitaro didn't recognize

"Who's there?" Keitaro said in a wimpy voice while turning around

A bleach spiky haired male figure that was tanned and extremely attractive in stylish up to date clothes was standing there. Before Keitaro could talk the figure starting talking

"Why do you hideaway?"

"Why do you pretend to be something different?"

"Is this what you want from life?"

Keitaro couldn't reply and turned away in shame, and then Keitaro saw a blurry vision which seemed like an alarm clock which means that he is waking up from this nightmare.

Dream end

Fully awaken now here looks at the clock which shows that the time is midnight. Keitaro thought 'time to get ready' he pulled out a big metal case out of his closet and unlocked the two padlocks on the side of the case, he opened it and it contained :

Professional blonde hairspray with a build-in hair gel, which is easy to washout.

Professional tanning spray which is like the hairspray as it can be washed away with one bath.

Fashionable attire: Blue jeans which seemed very old due to holes and rips in them, anyone fashionable can tell that they are brand new and show "the old look", a black tight t-shirt which didn't even cover his bellybutton, a full body leather coat which was very expensive and finally thick black boots with chains as shoe laces.

The last thing in the case was some sliver keys

Keitaro sprayed his hair and skin (of course using the right sprays) then pulling his hair into spikes and getting dressed into his fashion gear. After this Keitaro had finished he looked the same as the figure in his dream. What is going on?

The new Keitaro crept out of Hinata and just stared at the mountains of stairs below, the normal Keitaro would have walked down each step. However the new Keitaro would…

JUMP!

He definitely jumped, it was high distance and he landed perfectly at the bottom; he jumped over 70 steps (40 feet) and not a scratch or aching muscles. Is this Keitaro a free runner?

He walked down the road until he saw a fallen tree and other tree branches in a pile; he pushed them aside with astonishing strength to reveal a motorcycle. He got on it and started the engine with the sliver keys he got out of the case. He drove off into the night.

How did Keitaro learn how to drive?

Where is he going?

Is that the real Keitaro?

WHAT'S GOING ON?