WARNING: Mild OOC. Vegeta is a girl. Get those hentai thoughts outta your
head! If you love Vegeta, read carefully. If you don't, enjoy!
(Veggie's Room)
"Mr. Pookie!!" Vegeta screamed in fright. "Mr. Pookie-bear, where are you?" The ouji searched his room in frenzy. Suddenly, he stepped on a squishy furry thing. The teddy bear squeaked. Vegeta squealed with delight as he hugged his favorite toy. "Mr. Pookie! I thought you were gone for-ever!"
"…."
"Oh yeah. I'm sorry I nearly stepped on you."
"…."
"Whadda ya mean, it's not enough?"
"…."
"Oh." Vegeta placed Mr. Pookie on the edge of his bed and bent down on one knee. "I am so sorry Pookie-san. I will never, ever step on you again."
"…."
"Aww, thanks!" Vegeta smiled. "Do you know what time it is?"
"…."
"No? Well, it's closet time!"
"!"
"I knew you'd be excited. What shall we play today?"
Vegeta ran to the closet on the right. He opened it and pushed back the first row (spandex), the second row (normal earth clothes), and stopped at a sign taped to a door:
ABANDON ALL HOPE,
ALL YE WHO ENTER
HERE!
"Not even Kakkarot would dare come in here." Vegeta smirked. He smiled at Mr. Pookie. "Would you like to play Medieval Ages, Mr. Pookie?"
"…"
"Really? Okay!" he opened the door and went inside. He reappeared with a suit of armor and a teddy bear sized princess dress.
"!"
"What's wrong, Mr. Pookie?" Vegeta asked. He spied the princess dress. "You don't wanna be the princess this time, don'tcha?"
"…."
"Okay, for today, we will switch roles."
"^_^"
Vegeta smiled and returned to the forbidden part of the closet and came back with an ouji-sized princess gown and a teddy bear sized suit of armor. He placed the armor on the bear and changed into the princess costume. To make matters worse, Vegeta went to a secret compartment in his first dresser drawer and pulled out a make-up that he had "confiscated" Bura. "Well since I'm an oujo now, I guess I should act like one."
Vegeta turned around. "How do I look, Mr. Pookie?"
"…."
Vegeta blushed. "Aww, thank you, Mr. Pookie! Now let's play!
Now while our favorite ouji was playing Medieval Ages with his teddy bear, our favorite hero, Son Goku, rushed into his Capsule Corp. He ran all the way from his house to his little buddy's house in record time.
Reason: Chi-chi was angry with him...again.
"I only asked her if she would clean this gi for me," he moaned, "How was I supposed to know she had 'cooked, cleaned, washed, and dried' all day long?"
Goku waited for at least someone to greet him. "Hello?" he called out from the entrance. "Bulma? Vegeta? Bura? Torunkusu? Where are you people?" He started to walk inside until he heard a thump and a girlish whimper upstairs (Super Saiyajin hearing!).
Goku slowly crept upstairs, not wanting to make a sound. "V-Vegeta?" he whispered shakily. He didn't want to walk in on Vegeta like the last time…
(FLASHBACK)
"Heya, Veggie! How's it--," Goku stopped in his tracks, "guh—guh—goin'?!"
"Get out of here, Kakkarot! No one interrupts me and my "special time" with Mr. Happy!"
(END OF FLASHBACK)
"Ugh, "special time" is right, "Goku gagged the flashback went in and out of his mind.
Goku timidly knocked on Vegeta's door.
Vegeta woke up with a start. 'Uh-oh, what happened?' she thought. She ousted herself up and looked in the mirror. Vegeta's eyes widened as she looked at the now female Saiyajin in the mirror.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*cough!*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh dear, what has happened to Vegeta? And why is Goku acting so timid? And where are Bulma, Bura, and Torunkusu anyways? (Who cares?) Stay tuned and review!
(Veggie's Room)
"Mr. Pookie!!" Vegeta screamed in fright. "Mr. Pookie-bear, where are you?" The ouji searched his room in frenzy. Suddenly, he stepped on a squishy furry thing. The teddy bear squeaked. Vegeta squealed with delight as he hugged his favorite toy. "Mr. Pookie! I thought you were gone for-ever!"
"…."
"Oh yeah. I'm sorry I nearly stepped on you."
"…."
"Whadda ya mean, it's not enough?"
"…."
"Oh." Vegeta placed Mr. Pookie on the edge of his bed and bent down on one knee. "I am so sorry Pookie-san. I will never, ever step on you again."
"…."
"Aww, thanks!" Vegeta smiled. "Do you know what time it is?"
"…."
"No? Well, it's closet time!"
"!"
"I knew you'd be excited. What shall we play today?"
Vegeta ran to the closet on the right. He opened it and pushed back the first row (spandex), the second row (normal earth clothes), and stopped at a sign taped to a door:
ABANDON ALL HOPE,
ALL YE WHO ENTER
HERE!
"Not even Kakkarot would dare come in here." Vegeta smirked. He smiled at Mr. Pookie. "Would you like to play Medieval Ages, Mr. Pookie?"
"…"
"Really? Okay!" he opened the door and went inside. He reappeared with a suit of armor and a teddy bear sized princess dress.
"!"
"What's wrong, Mr. Pookie?" Vegeta asked. He spied the princess dress. "You don't wanna be the princess this time, don'tcha?"
"…."
"Okay, for today, we will switch roles."
"^_^"
Vegeta smiled and returned to the forbidden part of the closet and came back with an ouji-sized princess gown and a teddy bear sized suit of armor. He placed the armor on the bear and changed into the princess costume. To make matters worse, Vegeta went to a secret compartment in his first dresser drawer and pulled out a make-up that he had "confiscated" Bura. "Well since I'm an oujo now, I guess I should act like one."
Vegeta turned around. "How do I look, Mr. Pookie?"
"…."
Vegeta blushed. "Aww, thank you, Mr. Pookie! Now let's play!
Now while our favorite ouji was playing Medieval Ages with his teddy bear, our favorite hero, Son Goku, rushed into his Capsule Corp. He ran all the way from his house to his little buddy's house in record time.
Reason: Chi-chi was angry with him...again.
"I only asked her if she would clean this gi for me," he moaned, "How was I supposed to know she had 'cooked, cleaned, washed, and dried' all day long?"
Goku waited for at least someone to greet him. "Hello?" he called out from the entrance. "Bulma? Vegeta? Bura? Torunkusu? Where are you people?" He started to walk inside until he heard a thump and a girlish whimper upstairs (Super Saiyajin hearing!).
Goku slowly crept upstairs, not wanting to make a sound. "V-Vegeta?" he whispered shakily. He didn't want to walk in on Vegeta like the last time…
(FLASHBACK)
"Heya, Veggie! How's it--," Goku stopped in his tracks, "guh—guh—goin'?!"
"Get out of here, Kakkarot! No one interrupts me and my "special time" with Mr. Happy!"
(END OF FLASHBACK)
"Ugh, "special time" is right, "Goku gagged the flashback went in and out of his mind.
Goku timidly knocked on Vegeta's door.
Vegeta woke up with a start. 'Uh-oh, what happened?' she thought. She ousted herself up and looked in the mirror. Vegeta's eyes widened as she looked at the now female Saiyajin in the mirror.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*cough!*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh dear, what has happened to Vegeta? And why is Goku acting so timid? And where are Bulma, Bura, and Torunkusu anyways? (Who cares?) Stay tuned and review!