Bucking Bronco
Hello,and I welcome you to this Fanfiction.I warn you,you may want to turn away of the insane content in this fiction may horrify you,may frighten your pants off,may even make you run screaming naked into the your my sister,then you might already do the last one. Anyway,if you insist on reading this,then carry me all you want,I'll just use them to keep my self warm in the read and reveiw,or Luke will come after you with 't that right Luke?
Luke: RAWR!
Me: Very insightful Luke. Please do the disclaimer,I've taken enough of these peoples time.
Luke: Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr,rawr,rawr,rawr rawr rawr.(Translation: XxSquigglySpoochxX does not own PJO,Hillbillys,or much else.)
"Yeehaw! Ride 'um pony!"Artemis shouted,on Chiron's back as she forced him to be a Bucking Bronco,riding around Camp-Halfblood. Artemis began to rope campers.
"YEEHAW!"she screamed in delight."I'm gonna have me sum friiiiied Demigod tonight! Heeyah! Yah! Run Demigods' ruuuun!!!!"
Chiron began to try to throw the demented goddess from his back,when the rest of the Greek Gods and Goddess's poofed into the started to scream,trying harder to throw off Artemis.
"OmiGawds!"Zeus squealed,pushing Artemis off Chiron and jumping on himself."Pony rides!"he screamed,grabbing Artemis's rope,and to capture Demigods. He jumped off,staring at his brother Poseidon,like he was the insane may very well be.
"Water! Water! Fish man needs water !Bring sum watu ovah here!"Poseideon screamed as he flopped on the ground like a fish in his pink fuzzy kitty suit.
"Daaad! Your embaressing me in front of my fish friends!" Percy cried .Next to him in a goldfish bowl,was a gold fish in gangster clothes.
"Yo,why da P man go up and go get him self fuzzy in the hiz house?"the fish asked moving his little fins weirdly.
"I dunno G-man I-"
"I thought I was G-man!"Grover bleated.
"No more man. No more."Percy shook his head sadly.
Grover pulled out a switchblade,letting out something between a sob and a 'Yeehaw!',and sliced at his was a flash of bright light,and Grover was standing with shaggy long black hair that covered his eyes,tight torn clothes,and cuts on his wrists.(No,i'm not making fun of Emos,because if you were truly Emo,you wouldn't cut yourself. Put that in your juice box and suck it!)
Percy gasped and ran to his cabin,coming out dressed like Grover.
"Sorry fish,Emo look is waaay better."Percy said quietly,sounding depressed.
The fish went up in a puff of smoke,screaming,"Chu can't do dis to da G-man foo!"
Grover turned to Percy,and at the same time they raised their switchblades and sliced their wrist.